Has anybody else seen this masterpiece?
>>64547466
No, have you? Why is it so bad?
>>64547466
>The Hollywood Reporter has now confirmed the self-congratulatory project, starring Tim Roth as controversial outgoing president Sepp Blatter, scored the puniest total of all time in North America. With a final weekend return of just $918 from 10 cinemas, Frederic Auburtin’s £17m drama - Fifa paid most of the costs - lines up ahead of such titans of modern cinema as 2012 vampire rock musical I Kissed a Vampire ($1,380) and 2013 animated adventure Last Flight of the Champion ($1,493).
>United Passions was pulled from cinemas by its distributor after its appalling performance, so its record-breaking low will remain crystallised in history.
How could they be so clueless
>>64547502
no
but i want to see it now
if this is as bad as these ratings suggest,then this truly is a fucking masterpiece
also fun fact:this was actually screened at Cannes
>Sam Neill
>Tim Roth
>story about the FIFA scandal (not sure actually)
How did they manage to fuck this up? They had everything going.
They didn't fuck up, it's a money laundering scheme.
>>64547502
>>64547633
It's a propaganda movie paid for by FIFA to portray them all in a good light.
>>64547615
>Fifa paid most of the costs
Money laundry confirmed
>>64547466
Sepp Blatter established FIFA? Damn I didn't know he was at least 130 years old.
>>64547711
sounds based
>>64547466
Absolutely impressive.
