MASTER SKYWALKER
THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO???
>>64529198
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't though. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a troll.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . .that is if you can ha
>>64529198
Where is that actor now?
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Sors Bandeam? He was a youngling your father murdered in cold blood because an elderly politician that his closest friends and mentors warned would manipulate him once vaguely said something about making his secret wife immortal.
>He was a good friend.
>>64529227
>Fresh off the boat, from reddit
You know, to know this much about Reddit, you must be Reddit. The reason why I never call anyone Reddit is mainly because I have no idea what goes on there and have never been there. But when I see you and the other redditreddits, I'm thinking you guys came from Reddit and still feel stupid about it, which prompts you to try and act like tough cookies about your true origins.
Have I pierced your shameful secret, Redditor?
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Nothing offends a redditor more than belling called reddit.
You can call him anything, any insult, but if you call him reddit he will shriek and throw a hissy fit. He's been found out and he hates it, he doesn't even understand how it happened, he tried to fit in but failed.
The redditor is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a liberal, memer, SJW, faggot, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him reddit and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>64529624
Typical reddit kiddo. You'll learn in time... Enjoy your stay, heh, it's gunna be one hell of a ride for a newbie...
*Chuckles* ahhh I remember my first time... You'll get used to it, spud. One day you'll be giving some reddit babies fresh off the rocks "the talk". I'll see you around, kid... Heh
>>64529705
>Typical reddit kiddo.
Just for lels, I came here 8 years ago and have literally never been to Reddit. I don't even think it's bad, I think you use to project all you fear and that's beta as fuck.
Enjoy.
>>64529705
Hey reddit!
>>64529705
Sup, Reddit.
>>64529844
>>64529853
>>64529876
*teleports behind you*
heh nothin personal kid
>>64529853
Hey.
>>64529921
Filthy liar.
OF THIS LITTLE FAGGOT HAD KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT LUKE WOULD HAVE SPARED THEN BUT THE MOMENT HE ASKED LUKE WENT SCHOOL SHOOTER CRAZY REY COULD HAVE BEEN THE GRANDCHILD OF ONE OF THEM IT WOULD HAVE ALL MADE SENSE
>>64529198
>dat framing
>>64529198
>MASTAH SKYWANKER I'LL HOOK YOU IN THE GABBER M8 I SWEAR ON ME MUM
What did he mean by this?
He did them a favor.
If Palpatine got his hands on Younglings he'd have an army of Sith
>>64530247
more like a harem of sith, if you know what i'm saying
>>64530134
>ASS FIGHTER!
>>64530293
More like a potential Jedi revolt. The little shits had to go. Sheev mostly knew what he was doing, except for that whole not looking for Obi Wan and Yoda deal tbqh family.
>>64529411
too funny
>>64530166
P O T T E R Y
![checkum[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dqDNAvF.jpg "checkum[1].jpg")
>>64530433
>>64530411
>>64530166
>>64529844
>>64529411
>ctrl F reddit
>37 matches
>23 posts
somebody please nuke this board already
Why didn't he just kidnap them and raise them to be sith?
Why did anakin take the name skywalker?
>>64529198
notice how that kid looks like Jake Lloyd from phantom menace?
This is no coincidence. George specifically cast a child that looked like young Anakin
for you see, this moment finalized Anakin's turn to the dark side of the force.
In effect, Anakin was not just killing the younglings, he was killing a part of himself, his innocence, his purity. He was killing the part of himself that was once good.
>>64530632
All I see is some ugly little shit who is obviously some producer's grandson and we're supposed to feel bad because he's just sooo pweeeeshusss because he's an adoowaable widdle jedi waawwioww but it has the reverse effect where we just can't wait for the talentless little fuck to get killed fast enough
>>64530632
Yeah, it's obvious pottery
>>64530700
the edgelord is strong in this one
>>64530700
I bet he already smokes the chav little shite.
>>64530134
K E K
>YO ANAKIN THERE'S THIS WAY TO MAKE IT SO PEOPLE DON'T DIE
>HEY ANAKIN I CAN SAVE PADME
*Anakin kills Windu*
>I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DO IT, BUT I'M SURE WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT LMAO
Based Sheev.
why did the youngling call anakin "master" when he wasn't a master yet?
BRAVO, GEORGE!
>>64529198
Master Skywalker are you an angel? They're the most beautiful things in the galaxy. I hear the deep space pilots talking about them all the time.
>>64530510
Hello Reddit.
>>64531997
It was actually the youngling's use of the word "Master" that reminded Anakin of being snubbed of the title in that very room and sent him into a murderous rampage.
>>64531997
he's there superior you fucking idiot.
I'm so tired of these meme of "lets take something completely easy to understand but pretend it's the most stupid thing of all time!"
>>64532560
hello reddit.
>>64531997
It was intended, the kid was making a mistake
Apparently it was supposed to trigger Anakin
>>64529198
Die, you little shits.
>>64532529
>>64532683
This. It was expanded in the book but even in the scene it's pretty clear that word pushed Anakin over the edge and made him go completely apeshit.
One of the kids escaped. He is the grandfather of rey. I saw the script.
>>64530516
Too old, already indoctrinated too far.
Because of him master skywalker put the younglings in cages. So mean =(
The younglings were a real life suicide squad
>ctrl+f reddit
>24 results
We did it reddit!
>>64533633
fucking kek
>>64529705
welcome to 4chan, how has reddit been doing?
>>64533493
somehow that's kind of heartbreaking at the same time tho
>MASTAH SKOYWOKKA
>>64530411
They hid themselves.
Also Luke had the force with him so Obi-Wan and Yoda were non-factors in the destruction of the Empire.
>>64533493
Kek
>>64534014
what an ugly-looking pug-faced little goblin
why can't that little shit even stand up right?
>>64530569
Oedipus complex
>>64530411
They didn't do squat for 20 years.
>>64533749
sauce nigga.
>>64534014
I always get feels when the one that almost escapes gets shot
>>64533300
>sequels directly referencing the prequels
ahahha no
>>64533982
THAT'S NOT HOW THE FORCE WORKS
>>64529198
You know that kid looks like kid anakin, maybe that was intentional
>>64533749
SAUCE, NOW!
*WOR ARE WE GURING TUR DURR?
>>64534014
When will mook enable sound for webms already.
>>64529925
>nothin personnel kid
FTFY
>>64534509
You know it was.
We gonna listen to some Jizz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwujCrJiwqA
>>64533493
The prequels would have been better off as LEGO movies desu
>>64534097
>gets angry at children
>>64536246
I'm angry at the fact someone thought including those shitty little children was a good idea.
>>64529198
>FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE YOUNGLINGS ARE EVIL
>>64536246
Muh pwecious babies can do no wrong
>>64530632
Holy shit why is episode III the best movie in the franchise?
>>64529705
I let Reddit fuck me in the ass one time, it was nice. Then I came here..
>this thread
TOP HEH
