"The memes are weak!"
"The memes are weak? Fucking memes are weak. You're weak! I've been in the shitposting business 15 years..."
"What's your trip?"
"Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You posted a DESU to get here. I posted an eighty-thousand reply no-text original post. THAT'S my name. And your trip is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't shitpost them - go home and tell your waifu your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to reply on the thread. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-S. A-Always, B-Be, S-Shitposting. Always be shitposting. ALWAYS BE SHITPOSTING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't log on the website lest he wants to post. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their replies. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, anon?"
>>64320324
>mfw this, memes aside, is the best posting advice i've ever read
is it over?
I could go out with the memes you got today and get 500 replies. The memes are weak? Fuck you, you're weak
"You see this meme? You see this meme? That meme is worth more than your computer. I made 970,000 replies last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing."
C-D-B-U CIA, Dr. Pavel, Big Guy, UUUU
CIA- I'm CIA, Dr. Pavel - Nothing I said nothing! Big Guy - It would be extremely painful UUUU - for you
My wife's son loved that movie when I showed it to him the first time, he was a bit disappointed there were no black people in it though.
>>64321582
it's a film, not a movie
What are we talking about? You talking about stealing the memes?
