>Luke is an expert survivalist living on his own in Tatooine. He isn't subservient to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. He loyally waits for a lost companion to return.
>Luke steals R2-D2 from a Tusken Raider on a Bantha who has captured R2-D2. The Tusken just watches and rides away.
>Luke can understand everything R2-D2 says. C-3PO is written out since he's not needed to translate.
>R2-D2 follows Luke around obediently instead of running away and generally just thinks Luke's awesome.
>Luke meets Obi-Wan and tells him he's just a nobody and didn't even know the Force was real. Obi-Wan hands Luke his father's saber and then disappears from the movie. No training required.
>Luke experiences a "vision" upon touching the saber for unexplained reasons. Magic lightsaber?
>Luke enters the Cantina and knocks down Ponda Baba and Dr. Evazan with a stick when they threaten him.
>Luke finds the Falcon with only Chewie inside as TIE Fighters start bombing the area. He jumps in and flies it with some wild maneuvers through Beggar's Canyon while Chewie works the gun port. They destroy the TIEs and return to get Han.
>Chewie is injured while running from Stormtroopers to get to the Falcon and Luke takes over as co-pilot.
>Luke fixes the Falcon's malfunctions by himself before Han can figure out what to do.
>Han is so impressed with Luke that by the time they get to the remains of Alderaan, he offers Luke a permanent job.
>They sneak into the back door of the Death Star unnoticed and somehow instantly find Leia's cell.
>Luke uses the Jedi Mind Trick on the guards at Leia's cell to get inside. (First time the Jedi Mind Trick appears in the movie.)
>Leia says Luke is amazing, thanks him and won't stop talking about wanting to run away with him and devote herself to helping him. Luke is not interested and says he just wants to be friends.
>Han somehow instantly finds the head Stormtrooper Commander and says he'll kill him if he doesn't shut down the tractor beam. The Stormtrooper Commander complies and they throw him in the trash compactor.
>Darth Vader finds the heroes. Luke watches as Han Solo confronts Darth Vader and is killed.
>Luke attacks Darth Vader and holds his own. He drops his saber but he is able to Force grab it before Vader can. (First time Force grab is seen in the movie.) Vader offers to train Luke. Luke lands several blows on Vader and cuts off his hand while remaining unscathed and Vader collapses in a heap. But there is an explosion that ruptures the platform between them and Luke must join Leia, Chewie and R2 back on the Falcon.
>Meanwhile, Wedge leads a small squad to do a bombing run on the Death Star. He easily hits the target without facing much resistance or even thinking about it much and the Death Star blows up.
>Luke officially joins the Rebellion at the end of the movie and is instantly selected to pilot a ship on a vital mission they've been waiting years to do. Their best pilot who just blew up the Death Star, Wedge, is passed over.
Bravo JJ
So, both are something sue
True
>>64267720
dumb as fuck anon
>>64266959
>>64266966
>>64267001
Pretty sexist, you're probably a virgin.
>>64268858
Do you agree with me?
>>64266959
Stay mad ugly virgin
>>64266959
God I fucking hate JJ
>>64266959
JUST STOP CALLING HER A MARY SUE
JUST STOP
ITS SEXIST AND WRONG
>>64267001
>>64268892
I agree that the final air battle was as short as your sentence. What a fucking piece of rushed shit that fight scene was.
>>64266959
fat male neckbeard detected
back to reddit
>>64266959
Are you complaining Rey is not Luke?
Are you seriously saying you would have liked Rey to be a rehash of Luke?
Fuck right off, TFA is enough rehash and copy already
>>64266959
If Rey was Luke in ANH
>jawas, let go of that r2 unit you jerks
>we need a droid to translate to bacchi? nuh-uh, I speak bacchi fluently
>tusken raiders? no problem, i beat them all up with my staff
>yeah kenobi i don't need you touching me to heal me or whatever I'M A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN I KNOW HOW TO RUN
>yeah thanks for the lightsaber gramps WHOA MAGIC VISIONS
>jedi training? don't need it
>oh, let me mind trick those stormtroopers for you
>han solo? yeah, we don't need a pilot, i'll just buy/take a ship and fly it myself
>watch these cool maneuvers i can do with a ship i've never flown before in fact i've probably never even flown before but regardless i am a genius
>ship got busted? no problem i'll fix it i already know everything about it after being in it for five minutes
>death star is tractoring us in? no problem, we'll gas them and then fight them off
>yeah fighting our way through stormtroopers
>save the princess? fuck that she should be a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN like me
>kenobi, you're fighting vader? no problem, i'll attack him and beat him in my first ever lightsaber fight (but i'll let him live because i'm nice)
>now let's blow up this piece of shit and leave
>alright blew up your death star now i'm out to see yoda and give him back his lightsaber yeah maybe i'll teach him a thing or two about the force while i'm there peace out bitches
>>64269173
Rey is a rehash of Luke, just without any flaws. Also vagina. But not tits.
Star wars belongs to girls now.
Stay mad virgins.
>>64269265
you just know
