This is secretly the best film of the whole saga.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>64249845
sand
best poster maybe
>that dreamy Natalie look
dear Jesus
>>64249845
Episode II is great, but I dunno if I'd call it the best.
>>64249958
Yah :(
George Lucas wanted to tell a story, and he didn't let things like "traditional storytelling technique" get in the way of accomplishing his vision.
There's something to be admired in that
>>64249903
>Return of the Jedi that low
>>64250027
>ewoks
>shit world building
>retarded climax
5/10 at best
>>64249903
I actually have to agree
>>64249903
Despite being bait pasta, the closing statement is on point
Anakin/padme sex scene when?
>>64249845
>make a thread claiming the worst film is the best one
You can do this with anything and get guaranteed replies! INOVASHUN
>>64250051
>ewoks
>bad
>>64250194
>ewoks
>not reddit
Hello reddit!
>>64250194
>worldbuilding
When I assume power /v/ crossposters will be gassed
>>64250172
>worst film
Episode II is hardly the worst film.
>>64250314
Maybe he hasn't seen ep.7 yet
>>64249903
>Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters
What the FUCK does this mean?
Where were all you motherfuckers after the prequels ended? They've been considered sub par to absolute shit for over a decade. They helped ruin the career of the kid from episode I and were probably the reason why George Lucas sold to Disney.
Now that the mouse came out with a new film to boot up the franchise again all you faggots are crying how great the prequels are all of a sudden. There's no winning with you star fucks fans
>>64250219
>hating ewoks
>not reddit
Sup reddit
Alright but really I didnt care much for the ewoks
Wookies would've been cooler
>>64250369
TFA sucked so everyone cries for the last shit they saw which is the prequels. People did the same shit when the prequels sucked and suddenly pre-special ed Lucas was a genius.
American graffiti was his best movie
>>64250369
I guess this had to do something with the fact that most of the users here underage
Only millenial underage trash llikes the prequel trilogy
>>64250399
>ewoks
>set up ridiculous traps out of the blue
>throw stones like toddlers against imperial stormtroopers who fucking fall and die from it
>not inexcusably shit
>>64250445
>>64250443
>>64250369
Reddit has arrived.
>>64250496
please for god's sake consider killing yourself
>>64250451
I always laughed at the part
>>64249903
>Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
Only accurate thing on this shitty post
>>64249903
do you honestly believe this?
>>64250599
>>64250661
Reddit seems to be down again.
>>64250496
Fuck off nigger
>>64250525
Isn't he like 5'3"? That would drive any man crazy
>>64250525
>lives in Indy
poor guy
no wonder he went nuts
>>64250451
>>not inexcusably shit
Ewoks get a pass due to how fucking based the scenes with the emperor are.
>>64249903
Could not agree more.
>>64250683
sick of this shitty meme now TFA is out where people are saying the prequels were good even better then the originals it's laughable.
>>64250347
Not him but I liked VII better than II if we're to judge them alone. II just wins the confrontation when you go and think that the world of the prequels still kinda made some sense.
>>64250451
I don't think Ewoks were inherently bad but yeah their battle was fucking stupid. They should've had a Wookie commando squad sent to help the Ewoks since they're familiar with terrain similar to their home planet.
II is the best of the prequels and once the RLM fags die out it will be the accepted truth.
>>64250361
Not him, but if I had to guess, something to do with one-dimensionality and having a lot of memorable lines that don't actually have a lot of depth.
>>64251964
this
>>64249903
Anybody who seriously agrees with this is a braindead retard and probably underaged.
That's not Revenge of the Sith's poster, OP.
>>64253917
Yeah, it's AOTC. The superior film.
