Pretty fun read.
http://screencrush.com/star-wars-force-awakens-false-rumors/
>1. "Obi-Wan Kenobi set to return in Star Wars: Episode VII." — Latino Review
>2. "Star Wars: Episode VII will feature Force Ghost Yoda." — Cosmic Booknews
>3. "Max von Sydow is Boba Fett." — Nerdist
>4. "Ian McDiarmid is set to return to the galaxy far, far away for a part in Episode VII." — Jedi News
>5. "Robert Boulter is playing Young Luke Skywalker in the movie." — Making Star Wars
>6. "Domhnall Gleeson will be Major Tarkin." — Star Wars News Net
>7. "Domhnall Gleeson’s beard during a publicity appearance at Universal Studios Florida really suggests Obi Wan descendant." — Star Wars News Net
>8. "In the last week I’ve heard Domhnall Gleeson is Luke Skywalker’s son four times. Four times. Four different sources, three really trusted and one new but apparently on the money for most things." — Star Wars News Net
>9. "Billie Lourd, 21, to play young Princess Leia in Star Wars: Episode VII." — Daily Mail
>10. "James Earl Jones may have a secret voice cameo in The Force Awakens as Vader." — Reddit
>11. "Lando Might Have a Role to Play in Episode VII After All" — Moviepilot
>12. "Pussy Riot will be in the new movie, possibly as a Cantina Band." — The Daily Beast
>13. "Obi-Wan Kenobi will turn out to be Luke Skywalker’s REAL father." — The Daily Beast
>14. "The rumored title is (drum roll please) ... A New Dawn!" — Star Wars Underworld
>15. "The film’s working title is The Ancient Fear." — Ain’t It Cool
>16. "The Ancient Fear refers to Max von Sydow’s villain who makes Pazuzu look like a pussy!" — Ain’t It Cool
>17. "Imagine the standard Star Wars crawl, and when it ends the camera pans up to the stars. But instead of a spaceship zooming into frame we see ... a hand! A severed hand, tumbling through space. A severed hand gripping a light saber." — Birth. Movies. Death.
>18. "Han and Chewie recognize the lightsaber as Luke’s, and they say they haven’t seen their friend in thirty years, since the events of Return of the Jedi." — Birth. Movies. Death.
>19. "There's been a theory circulating for a while about the death of beloved fan favorite, Chewbacca." — Moviepilot
>20. "Kylo Ren, over the course of Star Wars: The Force Awakens and maybe beyond, is trying to either clone, or resurrect, Darth Vader." — io9
>21. "Rey is Han and Leia’s daughter" — Time
>22. "Daisy] Ridley is a Tatooine local." — ScreenRant
>23. "Daisy] Ridley’s character is said to be a street-smart salvager working for Max von Sydow’s old demented cyborg character." — ScreenRant
>24. "There’s rumor that Daisy Ridley’s Rey character is actually "Kira Rey" which is strangely similar to Kylo Ren." — Latino Review
>25. "Jar Jar Binks was a trained Force user, knowing Sith collaborator, and will play a central roles in The Force Awakens." — Reddit
>26. "The First Order’s soldiers are being taught that the Empire was a benevolent force, and that Luke Skywalker and those damn rebels who blew up the Death Star (twice) are the villains who destroyed everything." — CinemaBlend
>27. “Rey tries to help by releasing the ship’s cargo (which appears to be livestock, potentially giant space pigs).”— Making Star Wars
>28. “While Chewie is still on the ship shutting her down with Finn, Han talks to Rey in private and he passes on one of, if not his most, personal gun to her for protection in Maz’s stronghold. This is where Rey gets her DL-44, the blaster Han Solo made famous.”— Making Star Wars
>29. “One banner features the ‘Boba Fett Symbol’ ... these banners appear above the heads of Finn, Rey, BB-8, and Han Solo as they enter what we can only assume is the headquarters of some nefarious criminal organization.” — SlashGear
>30. “The idea that these banners represent Boba Fett specifically is absolutely within the realm of possibility ... We're banking on it being a suggestion that Boba Fett is still alive. He survived the Sarlacc, after all.” — SlashGear
>31. “After they meet “Rose” in a pub, they head to the underground of the pub. I believe Korr Sella, an emissary for Leia, is also at the pub to speak to “Rose,” probably about what Poe Dameron encountered on Jakku.” — Making Star Wars
>32. “Thankfully the heroes are in the catacombs below the pub and survive the assault after suffering through some shaking and rumbling. They head through tunnels where they meet some Stormtrooper resistance and “Rose” uses her “special powers” to dispatch them. I assume this means she uses the Force to slam them against a wall or something unless she Jedi Mind Tricks them.” — Making Star Wars
>33. “After Rey and her friend get into Maz’s stronghold, Rey gets into a bar fight. Finn is little help ... However, Chewbacca helps sort out the problem, as it turns out a Wookiee at your side is a little better than an ex-Stormtrooper for bar fights.” — Making Star Wars
>34. “A short time after this encounter, Rey enjoys a few drinks, and gets tipsy on the pirate ale.” — Making Star Wars
nobody cares about cuck wars anymore
>35. “Back at the Resistance base, Maz gives the lightsaber to Leia.” — Making Star Wars
>36. “We then cut to Kylo Ren, who walks into the cockpit of the crashed Falcon. He sits in the pilot’s seat, and has a moment.” — Making Star Wars
>37. “Leia uses the Resistance superweapon, the Sledgehammer, to crush through Star Destroyers as if they were tinker toys. She wields an awesome power against the First Order!” — Making Star Wars
>38. “Luke Skywalker, bearded and fully fleshed, raising a green lightsaber at Han, who in turn has his classic blaster pointed at him ... Luke looks like a crazy person.” — Star Wars News Net
>39. “Luke brought a cataclysm to Tatooine soon after Return of the Jedi after he visited Anakin’s birthplace and for whatever reasons it’s changed him... Luke goes mad because he discovers he f***ing can’t control himself. He destroys everything around and kills people with his powers, unconsciously.” — Star Wars News Net
>40. “Luke Skywalker is an evil robot who has fallen to the dark side of the force.” — The Daily Beast
>41. “Luke reveals to Ridley and Boyega that the Inquisitors — who are indeed actively hunting down any Jedi Masters or Jedi-in-training when Episode VII takes place — are very much connected to the Sith.” — ScreenRant
>42. “There’s a huge fight. It’s everyone vs Luke (Luke has his father’s red lightsaber here, so it’s obviously visually implied that he’s the bad guy). This fight is epic as f***.” — Star Wars News Net
>43. “Han kills Luke, because Luke allows him to, “he trusts him.” — Star Wars News Net
>44. “Luke wants to kill Driver and Han steps in. Luke then kills Han which brings Luke back to his sanity.” — Latino Review
>45. “Luke Skywalker is described as “creepy and frightening in appearance” because you supposedly can see “the fire in his eyes” behind his grizzled appearance during some scenes.” — Making Star Wars
>>64247474
>Obi-Wan Kenobi will turn out to be Luke Skywalker’s REAL father.
I would have kek'd myself to death
>46. “This prompts a flashback, showing Darth Vader recruiting the very first Inquisitors.” — ScreenRant
>47. “At some point, Boyega’s former boss/commanding officer (Gwendoline Christie) catches up to the young heroes and reveals her own connection to the Force – possibly being a member of the Inquisitor organization.” — ScreenRant
>48. “Rise, Finn Skywalker.” — Moviepilot
>49. “The leaked concept art of villain holding Darth Vader’s helmet is actually the last shot of the film.” — Latino Review
>50. “The December 18th release of Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens will see the end credits tease a small clip and teaser for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.” — Schmoes Know
Plus...
>Finn is Lando's son and a rebel spy.
>Dohmhall Gleeson is a comic relief cowardly engineer and creator of the Starkiller Base, who keeps switching sides to save himself.
>Lupita N'yongo is a Luke's apprentice and Poe's lover.
>Gwendoline Christie is a sorceress who worships the Dark Side and descends from Count Dooku
>Max Von Sydow is Rey's caretaker, a cyborg who collects artifacts connected to the Force and was secretly an elderly Chancellor Valorum.
>Kylo Ren is a X-Wing pilot who becomes obsessed with the Force and betrays the Rebels to join Snoke.
>Snoke is an powerful Sith Lord whose body was destroyed by Luke. However, He became one with the Force and has since been tormenting Luke into succumbing to the Dark Side, forcing Luke to exile himself, and also influencing the remnants of the Empire and seducing Kylo.
>Inquisitors armed with lightsabers dedicated to killing all Force-Sensitives.
>Jedi Hunters who artificially harness the Force and are loyal to the remnants of Empire.
>Blank lightsabers that change colors depending on its' wielder's alignment with the Dark Side or the Light.
>Han sacrificing himself to destroy the Starkiller Base by kamikazing it with the Millennium Falcon. His last words are "Never tell me the odds"
>>64247534
>rey tries to help by releasing the ships cargo
but that did happen...
>Poe is named "Darklighter".
>Finn and Poe being Force-sensitive.
>Luke being a cyborg after several battlefield injuries, more machine than man.
>Luke and Kylo harnessing so much are Force they level an entire planet in the wake of their duel.
>Rey/Poe romance.
>Rey/Finn romance.
>Phasma being obsessed with killing Finn, leadind to a fight between them at Starkiller Base.
>Hux being Palpatine's son and being betrayed and killed by Kylo for dismissing the Force.
>Kylo is blind.
>Phasma is a droid.
>Kylo is Luke's son.
>Hux is a double agent and Luke's son.
>Luke succumbed to the Dark Side and became Kylo Ren.
>Andy Serkis is an alien warrior that helps the heroes.
>Benedict Cumberbatch is Palpatine's apprentice and clone who now leads the remnants of the Empire.
>Leia has become a merciless military commander willing to sacrifice her men to achieve victory.
>Han is a decorated Rebel commander and leader of the fleet. Poe aspires to one day pilot the Millennium Falcon, the most celebrated of their ships.
>Luke's lightsaber is the key to the catacombs of an ancient Jedi temple, where Luke is locked in battle with ancient Sith spirits.
>Luke is the sole channel of the Dark Side and the Light after Palpatine's and Darth Vader's deaths and is unable to control his powers. He goes into exile after accidentally destroying Tattooine.
A lot these sound they could have come from minor crew members misinterpreting what they saw on certain days of shooting.
>Snoke is an powerful Sith Lord whose body was destroyed by Luke. However, He became one with the Force and has since been tormenting Luke into succumbing to the Dark Side, forcing Luke to exile himself, and also influencing the remnants of the Empire and seducing Kylo.
I like it.
>>64247872
>Han sacrificing himself to destroy the Starkiller Base by kamikazing it with the Millennium Falcon. His last words are "Never tell me the odds"
hahaha awful
>>64247589
>35. “Back at the Resistance base, Maz gives the lightsaber to Leia.” — Making Star Wars
Happened in the second teaser trailer. Was cut from final movie.
Making Star Wars had the entire plot 99% correct by last May anyway.
Pretty much everything MSW got wrong was confirmed real and cut from the final film according to this article. Including that stupid scene of Anakin's lightsaber floating through space.
http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-the-force-awkens-deleted-scenes/
>>64247330
>"Robert Boulter is playing Young Luke Skywalker in the movie
He was confirmed to be on set, so maybe his scenes simply ended up on the cutting room floor.
>>64249631
>yfw makingstarwars was indirect focus testing
>they said this scene is retarded, cut it
>>64247330
>>1. "Obi-Wan Kenobi set to return in Star Wars: Episode VII." — Latino Review
McGregor was to appear when Rey touched the lightsaber but his scene was cut.
>>64247962
>Phasma being obsessed with killing Finn, leadind to a fight between them at Starkiller Base.
This should've been real, actually
Phasma was fucking wasted, she's the Bobba Fett of this trilogy, cool design, shit character
>>64247534
>29. “One banner features the ‘Boba Fett Symbol’ ... these banners appear above the heads of Finn, Rey, BB-8, and Han Solo as they enter what we can only assume is the headquarters of some nefarious criminal organization.” — SlashGear
The Mandalorian Mythosaur Skull does appear on a banner above Maz Kanata's Cantina.
