Is there a more perfect trilogy?
One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.
>>64197666
thanks, satan
Yall should download this. It's really cute and seems sort of philosophical or religious. Too short imo though.
>>64197666
>>64197497
Toy Story isn't even remotely good of a franchise. It celebrates modern obsession with childhood, shallow consumerism, and uses product placement as a means for children to escape.
Sure enough, guess who's behind it? Disney, the one's that have been subverting human (and by extension, childhood) imagination for over 60 years now.
Thanks; but I'll stick with genuinely great achievements in film and stay away from obvious pandering to brand-obsessed millenials and their parents.
>>64197666
manlet
>>64197842
the actual plot of 3 wasn't that great and the ending is ruined by the fact that Toy Story 4 is coming out
>>64197842
Your critque isn't even true, in the story Andy is shown to grow up and move on beyond the toys being happy to move out and pursue an education
>>64197666
Oh satan, always cheering us up.
They didn't wait 10 years on purpose you faggot idiot.
God I fucking hate tumblr and their "insightful" quotes.
>>64198057
This.
Can't wait for TS3's ending to be ruined by the fourth installment, and for people to finally acknowledge the rehash of TS2 that it is.
The first movie is great. The sequels are superfluous and shitty.
>>64197666
the fuck did I just read
>>64197666
Reported for not Star Wars.
>>64198205
This, and when they start a sentence with something like "the amazing thing about x is". Like wow thats the one thing that made this movie amazing and you were one that figured it out, you must be so profound. Fucking cunt lol
>>64197497
"We've written Toy Story 3 and we're ready to begin production!"
"No no,it's about nostalgia so we have to wait ten years that's the amazing thing"
>>64197497
That's not why they waited 10 years.
Either way, it worked out great though. TS3 is GOAT
>>64197497
>conclude the story
>trilogy
$ay, i$n't there a fourth movie coming out? $poke too $oon?
>>64197842
>>64198912
How's reddit this time of year?
>>64197666
more?
>>64198942
bet you can't wait for her to write about strong women that don't need no man
>>64199060
Imagine if Andy were to cum on Jesse and all the other toys could only watch in horror with their molded faces as his semen covered her face and hair. She wouldnt be able to wipe it off when Andy leaves the room cause then he'd know something wasnt right, and Jesse would be left crying with his warm seed on her as the other toys carefully try and comfort her.
>>64197666
https://youtu.be/GvJAKbkbtGg
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