Can we have an on topic thread about this film?
I wanna give Mara the ol' li'Carol
I fapped.
>>64210149
>"Kate, I just watched House of Cards season 2. Are you okay? Did that train hurt you??"
>"Sis, it's four in the morning, I was asleep."
>"But Kate, I–"
>"I filmed that scene in 2013, Rooney, I'm fine, it was a tv show. How do you still not get this? You're in more things than I am!"
>"I w-was just worried..."
>"I'm hanging up now. Merry Christmas, by the way."
>>64210149
Are they pretend lesbians in this movie?
>>64210149
this film sure would've been better if Daisy Ridley, lead actress from Disney's Star Wars: The Force Awaken, in theaters now, had played Rooney Mara's character
I'm afraid to torrent the screener because I'm an American and the country's becoming more and more a corporate police state by day.
>>64210380
>Was it autism?
>>64210448
Oh shit nigga whatcha doin
>>64210448
>wanting Mary Sue: The Actress to replace Autism: The Waifu
is it about carol in hr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsPfIPZ7Utk
What was the movie about--- are they pretend lesbos or not. No cunnilingus no watch.
post the fucking webm
>>64210462
Don't. The audio quality is terrible, and the resolution is like 320x150.
>>64210380
that sounds like a hal and mario dialogue from inbinit jebst
They filmed this in my city and Rooney never once came by my house for the old hippity dippity. Also, Maury's Tiny Cove is the shit.
>>64210380
>Hi Kate, I just saw your new movie Fantastic Four. Say, c-can you teach me how to become invisible?
>>64210678
>>64210380
>"Rooney, it's okay, I'm here. What's the emergency?"
>"Kate, Kate! There's a girl in my bathroom. I saw her! She was looking at me, and I think she's still there."
>"Someone broke in? They're still here?!"
>"Y-yeah. I couldn't lock her in the bathroom from the outside, but she hasn't tried to come out..."
>"Okay, I get it. I'll try talk to h––wait."
>"What is it, Kate?"
>"What does the girl look like? Is she kinda thin? Pale? Dark hair? Kinda ... big eyes?"
>"H-how did you know??"
>"Ugh, for christ's sake, Rooney! It was the mirror, you saw your reflection. How many times do we have to go over this?"
>>64210380
>the commercial one
>the trail mix one
>the bunk bed one
Storytime with Rooney is the best thing /tv/'s ever had
>>64210600
>>64210704
Are you jerking off while you write these? They certainly aren't funny.
>>64210709
Any screenies for my weenie?
>>64210736
Thanks based anon.
>>64210736
>>64210709
>"Man, this place is crowded tonight. But it's great, Rooney, you'll love the food here. Best Italian in the city."
>"Really? That does sound nice, but, um ..."
>"Yeah, sis?"
>"I ... I brought my own food."
>"You did what?"
>"Here, in my purse. Trail mix, see?"
>"Rooney, I told you we were going out to eat, tonight."
>"Y-yeah, so I brought food. So I'd have something to eat."
>"Rooney, that's ... You ..."
>"Kate?"
>"Never mind. Let's just get a table."
Do they have unshaved legs or pits in this?
>>64210755
>>64210804
>>64210829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJGIzuafiWk
With sound.
>>64210977
Darth Rooney needs the pic and where's Chocolate Man?
>>64210977
Thanks anon, that's adorable.
>>64211015
Chocolate man didn't really blend too well with the others tonewise tbqhwyfamilia
v2.0 hot off the presses with less typos
>>64211143
Add them all they're all fun
>>64211207
I was just going for the best ones, but some of the others I didn't include at first were pretty good too
There's one or two that I don't even get at all, but I don't know
>>64211557
Add trail mix and you're set.
Are there any good laughing Rooney reaction images?
>>64211737
>>64211737
>he doesn't already have a folderful of them
>>64211926
>>64212006
>>64210736
Welp, I guess I am watching this
>>64212006
What was she looking at? A mexican papparazo?
>>64211001
holy fuck, thats tedious
bravo, todd
>>64210462
>implying anyone cares
the worst that will happen is that your ISP will annoy you about it, then threaten to switch and they roll over
>>64211737
I thought that was in for sure
I hope you appreciate how much work I put into all this, that'll be $3075 plus tip
>>64210741
Not him but I know I am.
>>64212681
Based. I'll ask Rooney. She's got the dough.
>>64212681
Add m-mine pls >>64210678
Does Rooney go nude?
>>64212681
adorable
>>64213203
yes
>>64212127
>look, ma. I'm playin' guitar!
>*strums a non-existent chord*
>>64212909
you guys are making me feel like the Bjork Stalker here
>>64213598
niiiiiiice
>>64213598
Can you fit this autistic Rooney pic somewherepls?
>>64213649
if Rooney ever looks at my hard drive for some reason I'm totally fucked because of you, you know that, right?
>>64213649
What's going on here?
>>64213802
This is not that creepy. Go to /joosten/ on cripplechan for creepy.
Also, thanks senpai
>>64213802
>tfw became a waifuposter back in 2011 when dragon tattoo came out
probably the most depressed ive ever been. don't let it happen to you desu senpai
>>64213876
Oh, those comfy /tv/ days
>>64213876
I think it's too late mate
even a week ago I thought she was just kinda pretty, but I get actual chills looking at pictures of her now
I'm stuck to making collages of her hands for the rest of my days and I can't do anything about it
>>64211001
This is really lame, but so are all sex scenes in movies and tv. Sex scenes need to be done away with, they always suck, contribute nothing to the story, and have been made obsolete by porn.
>>64214017
post the creepiest shit you've found or at least tell us about it. Any super rare stuff? Obscure gossip?
>>64214074
I'm entry level /roon/, bro, I can't tell you anything you probably don't know already
>>64214017
just wait till you start sad masturbating to stills
>>64214117
Where you in yesterday's gossip thread at least?
>>64214161
Possibly
>>64214221so was rooney
>>64212127
based roon roon knows 2 tone sunburst + maple fretboard is where its at
>>64214311
what are you? fucking gay?can agree on the maple board on a strat though
>>64214349
I bet you like meme green + tortoise shell pickguards you faggotthey look god tier on offsets
>>64214311
I've never actually really been a fan of that two tone burst on a strat. Looks kind of plain, like a blonde Tele. However, if it's good for Eric Johnson it must be based.
Personally I love my Mystic Red (I think that's what it's called. It's sort of metallic and sparkle at the same time, but really subtle about both. Can look solid in the one light and like a red disco ball in the other. Unique finish) with a maple board. 22 frets on a Strat masterrace. Maple boards are essential for me.
Even though that Strat is my favorite guitar, I usually enjoy Telecasters much more than Stratocasters; not every Strat feels good to me, but every Tele I've ever held felt great. I must buy one but I haven't come across one yet that had enough mojo for me to want to buy it. I like guitars that feel special without being obnoxious about it (so just mojo; no bizarre finishes or anything).
>>64214349
brofam come here
>>64210736
You are awesome anon. I sat through the whole boring pos for 37 seconds of fapworthiness.
>>64213876
>back in 2011
>2011 was 5 years ago
>>64214489
i bet you own an epiphone les paul and a low end jaguar you fucki'm a proponent of solid neutral colors because anything else is too damned flashy
>>64214508
well, december 2011, so more like 4
Did Han know about Ben's Midi-Chlorians?
Did he tell kanjiklub about them?
>>64214497
I've got a MIJ Jazz Bass but I'm gonna get a Telecaster soon. Blonde body with black pickguard.
Trying to choose between a used American Standard or a MIJ/CIJ Reissue and just put Texas Specials/Twisted Tele pickups (and still be way cheaper than the AmSt).
GET HYP.
>>64214588
>implying Vintage Modifieds are low end3 tone sunburst is the only finish I like outside of basic solids. I agree everything else looks tacky and flashy
>>64215028
>implying I meant that you even had a vintage modified
S M Hit's truly all about that natural wood with oil finish
>>64210736
>Rooney why is there so much lube in beteeen your legs you know I'm not actually penetrating right
>what a daring ad lib to also lick my nipples Rooney
>Rooney you don't actually use your tongue to kiss me
>No Rooney I don't think we need to actually have sex to prepare for our parts
>we already shot the scrne Rooney, why would we need to do more rehearsals
>>64213802
Did you cut off the last line of the mirror one on purpose?
>>64210380
>>64215384
No, but I think the joke kinda works better left implied, really
>>64214305
no i wasnt;)
>"Jesus Christ, Kate. Check out this freak on the television!"
>"What is it, sis?"
>"I knew there were some creeps around but this is just the craziest fetish."
>"Look at him. This guy... this guy dipped himself in chocolate because of his bizarre chocolate sex fetish. Now his skin is covered with chocolate. I can just see him licking himself while playing with that little willie of his. He even made his wife and daughters, his little daughters, dip themselves in chocolate too!"
>"Rooney..."
>"Yo!"
>"That's Barack Obama... He's the President of the United States..."
>"Why would the president dip himself in chocolate?"
>>64215857
i get the joke but these are written so cringy
dialogue straight out of big bang theory
>>64215943
I felt the same way, that's why it wasn't in the first collage
I get what they're going for, but some of them are clearly written better than others
>>64215992
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64215992
fucking plens
>>64213598
>not including my beatuiful picture
>>64215943
Well that stuff also features autists>tfw might be getting some new Rooney gossip tomorrow
>>64210557
came here to post this
>>64210149
/tv/ has no real interest in film other than as social capital. They also consume so much movies so often that their ability to appreciate it becomes atrophied and the main goal is to just watch more, less-known stuff. They are also remarkably in love with dumb schlock for a board full of people who prize themselves in their passion for experimental cinema, and arguments here quickly devolve into "it sucks" / "no, it's good" / "no, it sucks" because nobody has any basic knowledge of film theory or ability to articulate their opinions beyond "feels."
The ones who are more informed or watch academic film spend most of their time letting the rest of the board know that they do and using their taste as leverage to get their fifteen minutes of online pseudo-notoriety. Ultimately /tv/ consists of people who aren't as weird as they think but make use of their ample free time and piracy to invest themselves in a hobby that makes them feel special or sophisticated, allowing them to mentally compensate for their lack of social skills and failures in concrete or academic pursuits.
The real kicker is that in the end the vast majority of /tv/ is a hivemind ruled by a handful of online tastemakers mostly concerned with maintaining a balance between supporting "alternative" film that will appeal to misunderstood teenagers and maintaining their cred among bored college students who constantly torrent "experimental" french art house for their mild amusement, negating the cultivation of individual taste or critical thinking in relation to cinema
It's a feedback loop of posturing, masturbatory attitudes, and enough layers of irony to suffocate any hope of meaningful conversation. This last element--irony--is vital to allowing /tv/ and similar collectives to ignore the reality of their situation and disregard posts as this one with little more than tongue-in-cheek one-word responses.
>>64218117
tl;dr just post some hairy actresses.
>>64218117
>all this projecting
kek how insecure are you faggot they literally pay me money to write about movies and quote me on movie posters
its always the biggest shitheads calling the boards shit. the only people on /lit/ who don't read are the ones saying "noone on /lit/ even reads!!!"
>>64210736
Imagine being on set when they're filming this
>>64218365
Imagine being on Rooney when they're filming this
>>64218365
>>64215135
>>64214501
>>64212535
>>64210829
>>64210804
>>64210736
>>64210600
>falling for this hebrewood b8
>helping autismo mara's career
Oscar bait.
wide release when
