>So why is this not the review I wanted to write, with me dancing jigs on the steeple, painted with woad with bells on my toes, yodeling for joy? Because the jerkwads of Hollywood had to take a favorite movie and crap it up with political correctness. Because this film is critic-proof. No matter how bad it is, everyone and his brother will go see it.
http://www.scifiwright.com/2015/12/the-force-awakens-and-hits-the-snooze-button
>>64148824
way too long
political is the least of my concerns.my main problems are that
> the plot is a rip-off of episodes 4/5 which nobody seems to give a shit about because of ''how bad the prequels are''
>Rey is a mary-sue.
i dont care if she knows how to fight or how to pilot. its boring to start with someone already skilled who gets approval from everyone right of the bat.and she already know mind trick? this movie was the laziest way to restart a trilogybut i kinda like it tbqh
>>64148824
>banner art is dude in a trench coat and fedora
>>64148824
>We conservative Christians live inside a story
What did he mean by this?
>>64149000
Yeah, i don't care about Boyega. I think it's stupid that Boyega got cast just to "diversify" the cast for the sake of diversity, but if he's a good actor, I don't give a shit. That's not really the issue with the movie.
Cringiest attempt at a review I've read so far. Praises anime at the outset.
I can see why /tv/ would enjoy this garbage.
>>64148824
literally tl;dr
>>64148824
>Conservatism is about taking responsibility for actions, earning, working, fighting, and doing. Conservatives believe in free will.
And I stop reading there
I'm sure he made some fine comments but this one idiot can't be this deluded
>>64150716
>but if he's a good actor
He isn't though.
Of all the movies I watched this year, Star Wars: The Force Awakens was definitely one of them. It was certainly a series of still images on frames, played back at speed to create the illusion of movement, with sounds, music and dialog that accompanied the images.
>>64151677
I understood that reference.
>>64149011
>http://www.scifiwright.com/2015/12/the-force-awakens-and-hits-the-snooze-button
To be fair, The Shadow had that look 70 years before neckbeards murdered it.
>>64148824
>http://www.scifiwright.com/2015/12/the-force-awakens-and-hits-the-snooze-button
Reading, enjoying.
>Time for a Writer’s 101 lesson: In any ensemble piece, each character needs a skill or a quirk or something that makes him memorable, and in the plot, and you need each character to do his one shtick at least once in the plot. R2D2 has to hack into the computer system via the electrical plug at least once, because he is the hacker, and Han Solo has to outrace pursuing battleships at least once, because he is the hotshot pilot, and Obi-Wan must sense a disturbance in the force at least once, and say something mystical and cryptic, because he is the Old Wizard and this is his shtick. But if Mary Sue can outhack, outpilot, and outwiz the robot, the rogue, and the wizard, she is a boring character because she can do everything, and they are all boring characters because they can do nothing. See? Simple.
Bump. Y'all should read this. I'm realising why I had mixed feelings about this film, now I know.
