Search your feelings you know it to be true.
ESB > ANH > RotJ = TFA = RotS > TPM > AotC
Empire and New Hope are 1 and 2
Jedi/Force/Sith are all equal for different reasons
Phantom Menace is better than Clones.
This is the definitive ranking, it's indisputable.
I find it interesting that you rank revenge of the sith equal to return of the jedi
Is the mentality best of the worst trilogy and worst of the best trilogy?
ESB>ANH>ROTJ>TFA>>>>>>AotC>RotS>TPM
>>64132750
>Is the mentality best of the worst trilogy and worst of the best trilogy?
Yeah, sort of. Both movies have highs and lows and it really depends on yourpoint of view
RotJ
>best space battle in the entire saga
>throne room scenes with vader/sheev/luke
RotS
>Ian McDiarmid hamming it up
>YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
On the negative side, Jedi had ewoks slowing down the ending/Han and Leia doing nothing
Sith had pacing issues with Anaking falling to the dark too quickly and Obi-wan vs. Grievous is a fucking mess
To me they're equally entertaining, and The Force Awakens is right there equal to them for different reasons that everybody's already argued about
>Maz Kanata's castle didn't work
>Rey being Rey
But the good parts were good so it's equal to jedi and sith. flawed and equal
ESB > TFA = ANH > RotJ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RotS >> AotC > TPM
ANH > ESB > TFA >= ROTJ >>>> TPM > AOTC = ROTS
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>64132999
Stop spamming retard
>>64133035
Stop posting rank threads for this trash then I wouldn't have to keep posting my ranks you mongoloid
>>64132999
>actual characters
Kylo Ren is the most interesting character we've had since 1983 but I respect your trips senpai
>>64132972
>AOTC = ROTS
EXPLAIN
AS YOU WOULD A CHILD
The Empire Strikes Back >> Star Wars = Return of the Jedi >> The Force Awakens > > > Revenge of the Sith > Attack of the Clones > The Phantom Menace
That's how it go.
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Return of the Jedi
4. The Force Awakens
5. Revenge of the Sith
6. The Phantom Menace
7. Attack of the Clones
>>64133411
Why do you like Clones more than Phantom Menace?
At least Phantom Menace had the pod race, Maul, good soundtrack. The only good part of Clones was Obi-wan chasing Jango and the romance plotline kills it.
>>64133411
For low cine-IQ /co/ cancer sure
>>64133441
Without using any "equals", this is the best list.
>>64133502
The villain, as poorly handled as he is, is actually a character as opposed to a non-character.
The romance would have killed the movie if it didn't give me Hershlag to ogle so it ends up a net gain as opposed to TPM's killers Jar Jar Binks and Qui Gon Nothing.
>>64133507
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64133617
So you like Clones because you're a fan of Dooku and Hershlag's toned everything?
Hard to argue with that
>>64132682
Wrong, you know THIS to be true.
ESB > ANH = TFA> RotJ > RotS = TPM = AotC
Objective rankings:
7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1
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>>64132999
Trips of truth.
Hope = Empire >>> Awakens >>> Jedi >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sith >>>>> Phantom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Clones
Clones is the worst movie in the franchise by far. Pure garbage. I honestly find Phantom more watchable.
>>64133877
That's an issue, maybe something to do with endangerment in dealing with the Resistance? I mean remember how Vader threatened Luke with the prospect of turning Leia over to the dark side immediately after he found out Luke had a sister? They might've wanted to pick a shitty planet that would've been overlooked by the first order, and prevent Snoke/Ren from reaching her..
>>64132999
>why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies?
I don't agree with anything in this post, but right after Obi-Wan dies, why does Luke not give a single shit? The FIRST thing he says when he walks into the Falcon is: "Do you think Leia likes me" or some shit like that.
>>64134027
fuck the lego star wars version of TPM and AotC are better than the source material
Good
The Empire Strikes Back.
Average.
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Tumblr.
The Force Awakens.
Forgettable.
Attack of the Clones.
The Phantom Menace.
>>64133293
They are pointless, horrible-looking garbage and exist for memes alone. I like the Sheevsgiving as much as the next guy, but none of what is in either of those two movies should be any kind of canon.
There's nothing more melancholy than proving to some faggot who thinks he's a hardcore Star Wars fan that he's actually a milquetoast normie chipmunk
Because on the one hand you win and you make other people admit that they're wrong and stupid
but on the other hand you're forced to ask yourself questions like "does knowing what the Kuat Drive Yards are make me a cooler person?"
and the answer is 90% of the time no
ESB > ANH > ROTJ > ROTS > AOTC > TPM > TFA
Prequels were full of shit, but they were original movies.TFA is just a fucking remake of ANH.
>>64132682
Perfect
>>64132682
ESB>ANH>ROTJ=TFA>>>>ROTS>>>TPM>AOTC
>>64134480
>Sheevsgiving
Don't forget New Years Sheev
>>64135179
Thank you
>>64132999
>better written
what the ever loving fuck are you on
yeah, i hated the marvel jokes and awkward phrasing in tfa but come on
the prequels were nothing if not poorly written
