5>4>7>3>6>2>1You know it's true.
>>63836122
>3>6
This meme has gone on long enough.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>63836122
>3 that high
>>63836180
Wow it must suck to be you
>>63836180
nice meme
>>63836122
So close
5 > 4 > 7 > power gap > 6 > uber gap > 3 > 1 > 2
5 > 6 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 1 > 7
New movie was utter trash straight out of a fan fiction magazine.
>>63836266
5 >= 7 > 4 >>>>>>>>> 3 > 1 > 2
>liking episode 6
fucking cucks
>>63836180
Try being more subtle next time
>2 above anything
Fuck your machete order
>>63836266
t. facebook star wars fan
5>4>7>6>power gap>3>2=1
>>63836122
There are only two possible rankings.
4>5>6>3>1>2>7
and
5>4=6>3>1>7>2
5>6>4=7>3>1>2
>>63836122
>II>I
When will this meme end?
The rest is correct
5>4>6>3>7>1>2
This is the truth and you all know it
>>63836122
>5>4>7>3>6>1>2
And we have a deal.
>>63836343
it's not
>>63836259
>>63836264
>>63836300
Come back to this board when you actually understand cinema and Vulgar auteurism outside of what IMDB and /b/ tells you.
V > IV > VI > I > II = III = VII
>>63836122
>originals below anything.
7,3 and 6 are all interchangeable. None of them did anything for me but they weren't inherently bad. TFA doesn't hold a lite to Star Wars and Empire.
>>63836369
go back to /v/ with your shit tier opinions, faggot.
consensus on the prequels is 3>1>2, and that the originals were better than the prequels, and that ESB is the best original.
for me, VII is better than any prequel, and close to as good as the originals
5>4>6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the length of your mom's dildo >3>2>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7
Force awakens was absolute nostalgia wank garbage and I would have been cursing the J.J Abrams if I payed for my Tickets
The
>>63836154
>Ewoks
>Darth Vader's turn to good literally out of nowhere.
I find it hilarious how people complain that Anakin's turn to the dark side was rushed when basically all of Attack of the Clones and the beginning of ROTS (as well as some foreshadowing in Phantom) explained his feelings and built up his fall. Vader turning good was literally not even on the radar until partway through Jedi and he went from Space Hitler to good guy in literally half a movie.
V > IV > III > VI > I > II
Not a real Star Wars movie: VII
>>63836444
I have been on this board longer than you've been on this site though
>>63836294
This desu
5>4>7>6>3>1>2
Is this correct?
>>63836122
5>7>4>6>>>>power gap>>>>3>1>2
7 is A New Hope if it didn't move at a snails pace
>>63836515
Sorry, but I'm afraid that your opinion is wrong.
>>63836122
Where are you fags watchin this movie, dont want to actually go out to the cinema to watch it
6>5>7>4>3>>1>>2
>>63836515
about right
>>63836550
I'm watching the movie with your mom right now
>>63836369
>I am literally wearing a fedora right now.
V = III, VI, VII, IV, II, I
>people in this thread seriously rank Phantom over Sith
>>63836515
Your subjective opinion is wrong and you should feel bad
5=4=7>6>3>1>2
eat shit faggots, if you honestly believe any of the prequels is better than any of the originals or Force Awakens you're objectively incorrect
>>63836584
My mom is picking up my wife's son from school you fucking retard
fuck you
I is clearly better than III, what are you people doing...
>>63836593
>III > originals
Is this some kind of meme?
>>63836588
Makes sense if you liked episode 7
>>63836630
That's just what your mom wants you to think.
>>63836630
>My wife's son
I love this meme and don't think it is overused one bit!
5=4>6>1>7>3>2
This is it. The quality between the movies is different enough to make this objective.
5 > 7 > 3 > 2 > 1
not a star wars fag so i haven't seen the rest
>>63836696
switch 7 and 1 and you'll be closer to the correct answer
>>63836626
If thats actually you're rating then you don't know sweet fuck about Star Wars you parroting facebook ape
>>63836180
>luke is a cliched hero that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between fifth and sixth episodes
Rey beated him in this, going from zero to hero in literally 5 scenes
why don't you simply realise that Star Wars saga isn't even that great
>>63836633
ANH is overrated as fuck. The only scene with any emotional weight at all is Ben's death and even that doesn't fucking count because he comes back as a ghost. Plus the entire thing feels like a generic 70s sci fi flick on par with Flash Gordon. Also in ANH Luke is a god aweful anime protagonist tier character with literally zero personality.
Jedi was great but desu Ewoks and Vader's on a dime turn to the light side made it a lot worse.
>>63836495
This
But especially this:
>Not a real Star Wars movie: VII
This new movie and every single person that finds it decent or even acceptable should burn in the flame of ignorance
>>63836766
>The only scene with any emotional weight at all is Ben's death
Han returning for Luke was a great moment, as predictable as it was
>>63836757
At least there was a 3 year gap between Empire and Jedi during which Luke was training with the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy. Rey broke the Force.
>>63836766
ANH gets credit for going out on a limb. I think it's the weakest original, still far better than any prequel
>>63836810
you're into experimental films and cigars and expensive soda amirite?
5>4=6>3=7>1>2
>>63836737
Fuck no 1 had the podracing sequence, a satifying final duel, introduced interesting new planets, and had much a more coherent scope and pace. 7 is absolute trite and on second thought I could consider it worse than 3 but not worse than 2.
>>63836811
Okay I'll grant you that. I guess I just like how Sith kicks you in the balls with the feels, especially if you've seen The Clone Wars.
>>63836821
Maybe for the time it was great but I really think that it's aged about was well as milk on a warm day.
>>63836180
Best new meme from reddit. I love it.
>>63836881
TPM final duel was well choreographed but I didn't give a shit when qui gon or maul died except that it robbed the prequels of what little character development there was
>>63836122
5>4>6>7>3>2>1
That's it. We're done.
>>63836956
yeah I think once the studios and everybody could take it seriously it let them do a better job.
remember that they only opened ANH in 32 theaters
>>63836964
Hello tourist
>>63836469
Consensus is that 3 is better than 6 and that's not a meme. 6 is pretty fucking awful save for the Vader and Luke fight.
>>63836515
YES
THE ONLY CORRECT ORDER
>>63836751
I probably know more about Star Wars than you do, faglord
I bet you think that even though the prequels "sucked" (which you don't actually understand why, you just say it to fit in) you think that George had "plenty of good ideas" and actually "tried new things" but he "botched the execution"
>>63837112
Ah, the reddit consensus. I understand.
4>5>gap>6>gap>1>gap>2 and 3
Haven't seen TFA yet. 4 and 5 are almost interchangable.
>>63836515
Looks right
>>63836122
putting 6 below 3
never go full retard
>>63836561
actual right answer
>>63836122
Nope. After seeing it I can definitively say:
V > IV > VI > VII = III > II = I
Like RotS, TFA has some great stand-out moments but the asinine stuff brings it down, so I'd rank them on the same level.
>>63836180
It must completely suck to be you. Sorry faggot.
>>63837112
yeah haven't met any rational person from that consensus. ewoks or not, just because ROTS is the best prequel doesn't mean it's not still dragged down by all the shitty baggage from the first two.
Could somebody explain this 3>6 meme to me?
>>63836180
>no one can counter my taste or cinematic knowledge
As expected from a group of cretin cross posters
Nah buddy
5>4>6=7>3>1>2
I watched Return of the Jedi yesterday, and fuck all you memers because it's awesome. Obviously it has flaws but I consider it close to Empire.
>>63836180
>Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
Well at least we can agree on something.
>>63837272
Its the same as the prequels are bad /episode 5 is the best/episode 7 is better than the prequel memes/ewoks
social media
5>7>4>6>1>3>2
This the objective rating from someone who isn't a rabid and biased fanboy
>>63837272
Revenge of the Sith is better than Return of the Jedi you cuck
>>63837334
I agree, Jabba's palace, the Emperor, the space battle, Luke vs Vader. All awesome. Everything on Endor is boring though.
I think most of the people here haven't actually watched any of the movies and are just pulling off of the opinions of others.
>>63837272
Everything after Jabba's Palace that takes place outside the Emperor's throne room is fucking terrible.
>people putting 4 above 5 and 6
yeah nah
its a classic but boring as fuck
>>63837429
So you're a normy.
5 > 4 >> 7 >> 3 >> 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>> 6
>>63837272
I dunno it's either people wanting to believe the prequels have validity or some stupid shit about ewoks or I dunno it just don't make no sense to me
>>63836470
Insinuating that you recieved free tickets.
>you fucking faggot.
>implying that your time wasn't wasted.
>if you don't like 7 then you don't like Star Wars and you should just go back to watching the dark night every night while you wank your little dick.
>>63837443
They're afraid of losing the street cred.
I liked all 7 movies. Don't give a fuck about autism around them.
>>63837429
But you're a tasteless pleb which means you might as well be a "rabid and biased fanboy"
>>63836122
Not quite.
III > V > VII > IV > I > VI > II
>>63837588
Finally, someone posted the right answer.
>>63836180
>I TOLD YOU IT WOULD COME TO THIS. I WAS RIGHT! THE PREQUELFAGS ARE TAKING OVER
>>63837543
>Implying I didn't go see a corporate screening
>Implying I paid
I like star wars but 7 was utter shit and you have shit taste for liking it. My time was wasted yes but not my money.
>>63836180
I agree with the analysis, it is obvious that the original Reddit Wars pandered too much to the redditor fan base. I remember in the late 70s- early 80s watching the movies, shaking my head, saying to my self "this is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes".
the prequel are much better written, feature better ballerinas instead of swordfighter, and anakin's arc from being a psychopath to being a psychopath killing children was gripping and elaborate.
>>63837435
I like the speeder bike scenes, and there are cool parts to the battle over the shield generator. Jesus Christ though, how many scenes of 3PO fucking around with Ewoks do we need? Especially the part where he's telling them the story of the first two movies with sound effects, just awful.
5 > 6 > 4 > 7 >>>>>> 3 >1 > dogshit >2
5>4>3>7>6>1>2
This is the only patrician order
Objectively V > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II
>>63837577
I'm not a Star Wars fanboy so I can't be that much tasteless
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!
5 > 4 > 7 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2
>3 ahead of 6
>>63836633
No, it's just what 15 year old edgy kids think
>>63836122
5>4>6>Star Trek 2009 >The Phantom Menace > TFA > 3 > 2
>>63836122
VI > V > III > IV >> VII = II > I
>>63837710
>Especially the part where he's telling them the story of the first two movies with sound effects, just awful.
I thought that bit was funny, but it's definitely a time-waster
>Hey kids, remember those other two movies?
>>63836154
This. Contrarians are trying so hard to push 3 as a good film, when in reality it was just the best out of a piece of shit trilogy. 6 is miles ahead of any of the prequels.
>3>1
please end this
>>63836122
5>4>6>7=3>1>2
>>63836122
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
All of you know it
III>VII>IV>II>V>I>VI
>7
>better than 6
It's not even better than 1.
>>63837756
This. 6 would be on top of 7 without overuse of the ewoks.
3 sucked, not sure why it's suddenly liked by half of this board
>>63836266
This is correct
>>63837848
>>63837856
The force is strong with these ones.
>>63837859
>Clones better than Empire
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with you
>>63837837
>Ep1 above anything
Gas this meme.
>>63837112
>implying anything in 3 is good at all.
Even if you liked Obi Wan vs Anakin, the rest of the film was awful.
>>63837751
You have 5 at the top and 7 right behind it
You're tasteless my friend
>>63836327
Either bait or autism
Empire, Jedi, and Awakens are all better than Hope.
>>63836122
V>IV>VII>VI>I>II>III
5 > 6 > 7 > 4 > 3 > 1 > 2
5>4>6>7>3>2>1
>>63837954
2 is awful, completely hideous to look at and the most forced romance in cinema.
1 at least has ambition and creativity. Lucas clearly thought he was building a masterpiece. 2 was full of misled compromise.
>>63837919
Im pretty much on board with this cept mine would go
5>4>6>>>7>3>1>>2
>>63837112
3 is fucking awful, is even worse than 1.
The only difference with the rest of the prequels is that shit actually happens in RotS
>>63837894
I'd say the stuff that was clearly Kasdan in RotJ (Luke vs Vader and Emperor, Luke and Yoda/Obi-wan, Luke revealing to Leia's he's her brother) was all great, some of the best stuff Star Wars has done, but the stuff that was clearly Lucas (spending so much time in Jabba's palace, Ewoks, yet another fucking Death Star) brings it down
>>63837877
This
>>63838065
Yeah, these rankings will probably be what the majority settles with after the hype dies down.
It was a good Star Wars movie, just not a great one.
>>63837757
The last 20 minutes of III alone are 500 times better than that piece of garbage that was VI.
May I remind you that VI was made of:
>20 minutes in Jabba's cave, featuring an annoying laughing rat, a big slimey slug with red pouty lips who sang for five minutes and retarded gladiators.
>an hour spent on the midget furries planet
>darth vader turning from Evil Space Evilman McEvil to "oh well sorry luke, i hadn't realised that the dark side was bad in twenty or so fucking years" in less than ten bloody minutes
>well nothing else really, i'm afraid there ain't much else to redeem the movie
VI is fucking garbage and y'all are all morons for not having realised that by now.
Actual patrician here that probably knows more about film than most people in this thread.
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 2 = 7 > 1
Episode 3 honestly gets way too much flak. If you actually look at the movie based on the sum of its parts rather than nitpicking out the "cringeworthy" lines, you will realize that it's actually a very decent film.
>>63837993
Fuck off, Yoda.
>>63838252
>film
It's a movie, m8.
>>63836180
did you have this written and ready to be posted before you saw this thread?
>>63838252
> 2 = 7 > 1
Episode I: The Phantom Menace - 6.5/10
Episode II: Attack of the Clones - 6/10
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith - 7.7/10
Episode IV: A New Hope - 8.2/10
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back - 8.8/10
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi - 8/10
Episode VII: The Force Awakens - 7.5/10
>>63838350
You're right. 1 was way better than 7.
>>63838252
>2
>better than anything
Yeah right, you know a lot about film
>>63837166
>I bet you think that even though the prequels "sucked" (which you don't actually understand why, you just say it to fit in) you think that George had "plenty of good ideas" and actually "tried new things" but he "botched the execution"
Yes, that's exactly what happened you faggot
>>63838011
correct
>>63836122
THISSSSSS
>>63838365
Nah, still shit since 1999.
>>63836259
I like you
>>63837166
>I bet you think that even though the prequels "sucked" (which you don't actually understand why, you just say it to fit in) you think that George had "plenty of good ideas" and actually "tried new things" but he "botched the execution"
This is what actually happened with the prequels, even though George also had terrible ideas, but the point still holds up
It's hard for me to judge VII because it was a remake of IV with some things changed slightly, all made to specifically reference the old trillogy. I wonder how people who never watched any Star Wars and only started with TFA feel.
I liked the movie (it's certainly way better than the prequels, obviously) but honestly, it felt fucking weird because of the above. The few gripes I have is that there was way too much action and Kylo Ren seems sort of shallow.
>>63836180
based /tv/ blowing the fuck out of cancerous star wars tourists
>>63836515
best in threadi personally prefer 4 to 5 but i understand the common opinion that empire is the best
>>63838567
and ANH was just Hidden Fortress. everything references everything, it's all been done, history repeats itself. it still felt new and not lazy to me
>>63836122
1>3>4>7>6>2>5
All you faggots let nostalgia and aversion to new things clouds your judgement. Star wars is about space fantasy and space opera. I grew up with the OT, but the prequel trilogy succeeds at the best aspects of star wars: amazing capture of imagination through creative worlds you've never been, alien species never seen, mysticism, awesome battles of massive scale with fantastical weapons and space craft.
Search your feelings anon, you know it to be true.
The OT had better paving, acting, and deserves all the credit of being original and revolutionary. However, the prequels were able to fully encapsulate Lucas' vision of a galaxy far far away. It does the most to take your imagination to an alien galaxy too.
Why do people hate Return of the Jedi so much?
>>63838589
>falling in his bait
>probably samefagging
>>63838729
>1>3
Stopped reading there.
>>63838695
>and ANH was just Hidden Fortress
See, that bait would've worked if I didn't watch both movies. I don't remember Toshiro Mifune or one of those two half-naked bumbling Japanese fucks blowing any orbital space stations or using the force.
Hidden Fortress inspired IV, but it wasn't fucking copied to the degree VII copied from IV.
>>63838745
I don't. It's fun and loose, but it is also the weakest and most flawed of the Originals.
5>4>6>7>1>3>2
>>63838729
>>63838589
>prequels were good because it's closer to 'Lucas' vision'
why oh why should this be a good thing? they are worse in every measure of a movie except apparently detail of george's fantasy land???
>>63838827
1>3>2
Ugh, less Jar Jar and more clones, please.
>>63838368
It's better than TPM, mostly because the characters actually have some kind of emotional situation to deal with, which TPM doesn't have. TPM is a pointless and dry piece of cardboard.
TFA is a cinematic disaster. Character arcs are extremely thin and none even come to a resolution. The focus of the story changes in every scene. Han's death makes no impact on the story, it just sort of happens.
>>63838695
as a big fan of The Hidden Fortress and Kurosawa in general I guarantee you haven't actually seen the film
>>63836490
Nice try retard but Vader was never bad in the OT, he was just misunderstood because his voice sounded evil and his armor looked badass and evil but he wasn't a bad guy the moral of the story is "dont judge a book by its cover"
>>63838789
so are you saying the people who wrote TFA just decided to cut and paste plot elements, or that the characters in the movie tried to rebuild and improve what almost worked before?
>>63838827
>1
>above anything
I guess you're one of these people who thinks that playing Duel of Fates during a movie automatically saves it
I just got finished watching the original 6 movies for the first time, and did it in machete order because i was told that is the best way
What was the point of watching in machete order? I guess I get watching 3 then 6 because it sets up the background before the final battle between Anakin and Luke, but episodes 1 and 2 were fucking horrific.
It seems like it should have just gone 4, 5, 3, 6 , with 1 and 2 not even needing to exist
>>63838745
its definitely the weakest of the originals. it was ok at the time, but looking back after the prequels you can really tell georgie was slipping. the only good parts were luke confronting the emperor, other than that its
>spend half a movie undoing all the emotional gravitas from the ending of empire
>ewoks for the kiddies
>throw in another death star because we're creatively bankrupt
>not even a fraction of the tension of the trench run, clearly just thrown in to have a space battle and something for the other characters to do
>>63836490
>Darth Vader tells Luke in ESB to join him and dethrone the Emperor. He prefers his own son than Palpatine.
>The Emperor is torturing Luke to death, Darth Vader kills him in order to save his son.
>Darth Vader's turn to good literally out of nowhere.
>>63838745
People don't really hate RotJ, but it's usually considered as weakest OT movie cause it's got ewoks and second death star and overall it's more childish than ep 4 and 5
5>>>>4>7>6>>>>>>>3>>>1>>>THE OUTER LIMITS OF SHITINESS>>>>>>>>>>2
5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 1 > 2 > 3
>>63838991
machete order is a fucking meme and makes no sense, return of the jedi was not made with the intention you'd see movies made 20 years later
you fell for it, dumbshit
>>63838916
the first one obviously
look, the bottom line is this: I liked VII but its success can be attributed to copying the old Star Wars tropes and plot points, plus it came AFTER the new trilogy so the bar of expectations was set fairly fucking low (for anyone older than 12)
there's another line even lower than the bottom line, and it's this: everyone will wait for Half in the Bag and then parrot RLM's opinions
>>63838857
That's why. His vision brought us a fully fleshed out alien world. People don't even give credit to goes influential the prequels have been. A lot of video games and sci fi to come after is derivative of the machines, alien species, and fantastic world it brought us.
>>63839037
>7 that high
>videogame tier scene
No surprise at all honestly. Fuck when is all this plebe cancer going to leave so authentic /tv/ discuss this movie
>>63838991
machete order says you can skip 1. 2 is in so you can actually see anakin as a good guy(sorta) and see his "fall" since he's evil from basically the very beginning of 3
>>63838991
> i was told that is the best way
you poor fool
>>63839075
you're right about the low bar, but I'd attribute the success to good (aware) writing and good acting
>>63839071
the entire point of machete order is if you watch them in numerical order it sucks all of the impact out of the "i am your father" scene and makes a lot of new hope(like the opening with leia) weird
5 > 4 > 6 = 7 > 3 > 1 > 2
>>63839225
>if you watch them in numerical order it sucks all of the impact out of the "i am your father" scene and makes a lot of new hope(like the opening with leia) weird
and that's why you watch them in release order
>>63839225
Everyone already knows about I am your father. It's literally the most iconic overquoted line from the movies
>>63839102
>implying the tone of the OT isn't directly responsible for much of what you call "videogame scene(s)"
>Rating movies with nostalgia goggles on
LOL I bet you think ANH had good character development too
>>63836339
this is the only correct answer 2bh
Re-watching the series again, episode 4 is actually pretty boring. Because most of its purpose is to setup the characters and setting so not much really happens in it just a bunch of exposition dialogue for Luke and the audience.
If you don't think II is the worst Star Wars movie you need your head checked
>>63839346
yeah thats still probably the best. the only advantage i could see of machete is giving you some sympathy and context for vader turning good, but the prequels aren't written well enough to give that anyway. you'd also see sheev before knowing he's the bad guy the minute you see him in 1 (i dont think they mention his name in 4 or 5) so you could theoretically watch all the movies without being spoiled.
honestly theres no reason to watch the prequels anyway
>>63839475
It's good before they get captured by the Death Star.
>>63839390
>>63839475
Can't wait for "OT is actually bad and TFA is what ANH should have been" meme
>>63839390
>7 that
>videogame meme pose and finishing
Please fuck off back to your anti art board, kid
>>63836266
>>63836325
>>63836362
these are correct
>>63836122
5>4>6>=7>3>1>2
I don't completely disagree with 3>6 though, because while the space and lightsaber battle at the end of 6 are great, I cannot stand those fucking bears, and the entire Jabba plot is so badly thought out and overall pointless in the grand scheme of things, and all the main characters are nearly useless in the end.
7>5>4>6>>>>>>>3>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>2
>>63839585
>Leia doesn't mourn the destruction of her whole planet and family, only gives a sarcastic joke to Luke
>Luke doesn't mourn the people who raised him, or at least his Aunt who clearly loved him
Yeah okay buddy. I love Star Wars but it's not a perfect film in all categories (just several of them). It IS perfect entertainment, though.
Can you make that basic distinction?
>>63839602
>Removing a hood is entirely relegated to vidyagaems
By your logic you should hate the Snowspeeder POV shots in Empire for being "like a video game".
The straws are out of your grasp's reach.
>>63839812
>can you make that basic distinction?
where the fuck do you think you are? Almost nobody on here knows anything about movies and just meme posts like a fucking autist. If something is fun and entertaining it's reddit shit for autistic plebs, but if it has depth, emotion and meaning it's 2deep4u pretentious hipster shit.
Nobody hear knows what they want, they just want to shit on everything.
>>63836180
People like you are helping to make this board better, even if all you did was repost copypasta.
Keep up the good work.
5>7=4>2>6>3>1
5=4>>6=7>3>>1>>>>>2
>>63839963
You wanna hold hands and walk off into the sunset together from this board? Cuz you're oh so right.
Here's the ultimate ranking:personal preference
>>63836490
I always interpreted Vader turned because he saw how the Emperor was just exploiting him to get Luke. Also seeing his own son getting tortured to death was what somehow set off the spark of whatever light was left in him. This is just barely implied though.
I honestly prefer that it kind of comes out of nowhere though. For a short moment, it feels like Luke has actually truly lost.
>>63836312
what on earth is a facebook star wars fan?
>>63836122
7>3>5>6>2>1
Original movies are boring, prequels are annoying, new episode is the best we have so far
V>IV>III=VII>VI>I>II
>Inb4 III that high
Honestly, the march to the Jedi temple, the OST and the Obi-wan vs Anakin make the whole movie for me
>>63836122
5, 4, 6, 7, 3, 1, 2
Is the correct answer.
I liked 7. It was worse than the OT but better than the PT. Kind of what I expected.
I am high on TFA hype right now, but being as objective as possible...
V>III>>VI>VII>I>IV>II
>>63836122
from someon who watches all star wars movies every month, has seen 7 in the theaters twice, but never cared about the EU
5>4>7>6>3>2=1
5 and 4 are the best by a long margin
7 is not very orginal but doesnt have any actuallly boring parts like 6 does, 3 is the best of the prequels and has many good parts butat least as many terrible parts 2 and 1 almost only have exclusivle bad parts and I dont want to think long about which is worse
>>63840690
how on earth can you put 4 that low if you liked 7. that makes no sense
>>63838991
The only use for the machete order is to trully appreciate how the OT was so much better than the prequels
>>63836719
So from your point of view there was a mistery about Darth Vader`s last years and death
cool I guess
>TFA above Episode III or any OT movie.
You enemies of cinema should be whipped
>>63840690
This is just horrendous
You guys actually liked 7? It was complete shit.
3>7>6>5>4>2>1
It's the only true answer and you know it, deep within your soul.
>>63840251
Vader wanted to overthrow the Emperor in ESB, his hatred was thinly veiled behind his desire for order. Palps nuking Luke was the final straw when he realized his family was worth more than anything in the Galaxy.
5>>4=7>6=3>>2>>1
7 was a good movie that borrowed too much from A New Hope, but managed to be extremely enjoyable.
4 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 1 >2 > 7
>>63840028
nice try trollface.jpg man
>>63836180
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7
TFA was garbage and didn't feel like Star Wars. Also the protagonist was shit. At the very least Anakin in the prequels had to go through some training unlike Marey Sue.
OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS
AUTOMATIC HOMOSEXUAL STATUS IF YOU DISAGREE AWARDED:
5 > 3 > 4 > 7 > 1 > 2
>>63841526
>liking a movie better because one of the characters had to go through "training" more than another character
how's that major in movie criticism working out for you?
>>63841573
>revenge of the sith anywhere except for in front of 1 and 2, behind all the rest
into the garbage
>>63841960
More memorable moments than any of the others
Plus, actual legit good music
>>63836122
Wrong, it's confirmed to be:
7 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 3 > 2
>>63841587
It's not only that.
The prequels, as bad as they were, at least were funny.
This new movie is just a boring rehash of a new hope.
>>63841986
Sure, any of the other prequels. III is the only prequel that isn't absolute irredeemable shit, but putting it above any of the OT or 7 is flat out wrong. Grievous is my favorite villain, but I'm just being objective.
>>63842049
>this awful shit movie is better than this good movie because the shit one spawned memes
5>4>6>/=7>3>2>1
This is the objective truth.
>>63842091
>implying this new movie is good
Tell me, does being a shill pays well?
>>63842091
>TFA
>Good
pick one
>>63842134
About as well as being a shitposting faggotbecause its 4 free
>>63842156
You are a big shill nigger4 me
Just, visiting. Going to drop this off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
Time will tell.
>>63842149
>>63842134
TFA is at worst pretty ok, and it's going to age a lot better than the prequels, which suck
>>63836122
5>4>6>3>7>2>1
Anything else is nonsense.
There was nothing in Ep 7 that was better than Sheev, Obi-Wan and Yoda in Ep 3.
>>63842261
once Disney is done driving the franchise into the ground, the OT will become the only reason to watch their movies and the prequels, just as it was before.
>>63836122
4>6>5>great movie>7>good movie>1>3>2
>>63842261
I don't know about that.
The prequels are really funny and fascinating in how bad they are.
This new one after the endless sequels and spin offs, will be forgotten.
>>63842261
It was an uninspired mess.
J.J played it way too safe and it showed.
It was a soulless nostalgia trip that proves just how little movie studios think of their audience. This is why we are getting remakes of everything, because people eat shit like this up.
>>63842446
>J.J played it way too safe, It was a soulless nostalgia
fucking this
>implying it was JJ and not Disney executives
>>63842583
Being complicit in it makes him just as guilty
>>63836180
Where have you master the power of bait?
FUUUUUUUUUCKK OFFFFF
STARSHIT RUINED /TV/ GIVE STARSHIT THEIR OWN CONTAINMENT BOARD ARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63841986
The only reason it's memorable in the first place is because we've known the story for decades before it was shown. Anakin becoming Vader, the Emperor/Empire, Obi-Wan going into exile, etc. they're all alluded to in the OT.
>>63842446
this right here
>>63842317
>>63842446
>>63842583
you guys are drinking way too much h8rade. I don't like big studios or restupid product tie ins but for a movie that everyone was going to see Abrams has managed to make a movie that just about everyone will enjoy or be excited about, except the SW EU Loremaster troglodytes who don't think it was edgy or experimental enough or whatever stupid excuse they come up with to hate a movie with general appeal
>>63842790
you fuck off it's 4chan
>>63836122
5>4
when will this meme end?
