What went wrong?
It started with her uncle Chuck Schumer. Nepotism allowed her to get into the industry and "succeed". Without nepotism, without the influence of Jewish relatives, she'd be another struggling nobody.
>Amy Schumer has been cast as a female Jedi warrior for Star Wars Episode 8.
Fuck yes, based Disney
>>63697681
I remember seeing her for the first time doing a Comedy Central Roast maybe the one for Charlie Sheen, and she was introduced by the host as a nobody lol and she litteraly was!
Apparently she was dating Anthony Jeselnik (what a douche and unfunny toad) and her jokes were not bad, but i never thought she'd grow famous this quickly.
I'd rather see Amy Poelher and Tina Fey doing a live show forever. Or Sarah Silverman. You can add other names, they are all pretty much funnier than Schumer.
But i think because she pretends to be an idiot and do goofy stuff, like fall in front of Kanye on the red carpet, the general audience sees this as "light and unserious" and mistakes it for funny.
>>63697958
This "douche and unfunny toad"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqzFTuuOHyk
Why, you just got blown the fuck OUT.
>Is always going on about how she was kept out of comedy
>Because she was a women
>Because she was ugly
>Because she was fat
But women, fatties and ugly people have all been successful in comedy before her?
I can't think of any attractive males in good shape that are in comedy at all frankly
>>63697738
If she had a cup size bigger tits this would be my ideal body type.
>>63697988
lol no. Actually Sheen was on point when he roasted him at the end. His slow delivery and his lawyer-like cold humor is really depressing to watch.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2014/05/wait-a-second-did-amy-schumer-rape-a-guy/
>>63698170
Depressing for you, maybe. I think he's a downright legend.
>>63697988
Mike Tyson was the funniest person at this roast.
>>63698191
She let a dirty paki cab driver finger before, so probably.
>>63697958
I think she's the most shilled person in the history of mankind. A few years ago, nobody I know had ever heard of her. Now she has her own show, her own movie, scores magazine covers, goes on Graham Norton and all that shit. All while not telling a single joke beyond LOL SEX. And she's just the latest in a long long list of female comedians who made exactly the same joke.
>>63697988
Christ, roasts are the most painfully unfunny ceremony I can imagine. I bet you like 2 and a half men as well you faggot
>>63697681
>love this skin that im in
fucking white supremacist
triggered
