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>Take your Jedi weapon Wait What How is it a Jedi weapon?
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>Take your Jedi weapon
Wait
What
How is it a Jedi weapon? It's just a fucking sword. Why is nobody ever seen using it besides Jedi? Apparently it's a good weapon and isn't outclassed by blasters in the way guns outclass swords so there's no reason why regular people couldn't be using them. Theyre also easier to conceal. Luke in ANW and Finn in TFA demonstrate you don't have to be a Jedi to use them.

How and why is it a Jedi weapon?
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>>63496692

It's only a match for blasters if you have Jedi training to allow you to deflect blaster shots, otherwise you'd just get shot trying to use one.

You also need the Force to be able to use one at all without accidentally hacking all your arms and legs off

That's why it's a Jedi weapon
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>>63496757
>You also need the Force to be able to use one at all without accidentally hacking all your arms and legs off
But the blades dont bend. Swordsman's don't slice their own arms off, and they don't have super spiritual zen training. The Jedi are a religious order. The light saber is a mechanical creation. What?
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>>63496813
Wielding a lightsaber is incredibly different from a sword. A sword's blade has mass, the lightsaber's beam does not. Attempting to wield it is like gripping a roll of quarters and waving it around; if you're not properly trained, it's very easy to have a poor sense of where the blade is spatially because you can't sense the weight behind your movements.

That and you need training to deflect blaster shots so it's just not worth it. Also making a lightsaber requires a force-sensitive person to properly align the parts in one step using the force.
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why does sheev use one if it's a jedi weapon?
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>>63496928
>it's very easy to have a poor sense of where the blade is spatially

so the giant fucking glowy thing isn't sort of a hint about where the blade might be?
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>>63496692
>>63497063
he was being condescending. he was mocking luke because a tool like the lightsaber is no match for his powers like shooting lightning.
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>>63497088
>t. retard that has never held a real sword, let alone used one
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>>63497063
Because lucas forgot about that line
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>>63496757
Solo still has arms.
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>>63497140
>>63496928
>>63496757
this fucking spastic has a sword he practices waving around lel
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>>63497167
You don't spend a sword fight watching your own blade idiot
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>>63497140
What the fuck are you even on about?
>>63497167
this desu senpai
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>>63497063
Lucas shitty writing
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>>63497063
at that point Palpatine had grown more powerful and beyond using sabers
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>>63496692

It's a Jedi weapon the same way a Katana is a Samurai weapon. Don't sperg out about it OP
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>>63496692
i was under the impression they were incredibly rare and the jedi just bogarted them because noone can fuck with jedi
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>>63496692
Lightsabers vibrate a lot, so it's difficult to use without training. I believe this was explained in EU before.
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>>63497063

Some shit about Sith using them to demean the Jedi. In the original Trilogy there are no fucking Sith and Palpatine is just an evil space wizard, that's why.
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>>63496692

In the Original Trilogy palpatine and yoda were both force wizards, more interested in how they could wield the force to do wonders or w/e. Obi Wan and Luke were Jedi Knights, Vader was a falling Jedi which is why he still had a lightsaber. The emperor back then considered lightsabers to be pretty pointless and could have probably make luke's heart explode with a thought, or boiled all of his blood or w/e but instead he tortured him with a lightning party trick because he was an asshole. He didn't think very highly of Jedi or their weapons as he had a pet jedi of his own and exterminated the rest of them with ease. Luke was never a threat to him.

Of course the prequels came along and shit all over that because all kids want to see is people hitting each other with lightsabers even if it's a 100 year old testicle-faced monster man and a 2' tall frog.
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>>63497063

Lucas is actually a moron, there is no other reason.
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>>63496813
>Swordsman's don't slice their own arms off, and they don't have super spiritual zen training.

Swordsmen use blades made of metal that require force to cut through a person, not blades made of superheated plasma that slice through flesh and bone as easily as they go through air
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>>63496692
>ANW
???
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>>63497336
yeah the fact that palpatine was spontaneously a grandmaster lightsaber duelist seemed really cheesedick. especially with the cgi having him be super agile and all, really dumb sempai
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>>63497140
>>63497088
>>63497237

Have you ever been athletic in your life?

You dont maintain bodily and physical awareness simply by seeing things. Imagine if your legs went numb, and you tried running. You wouldnt be able to do it, even if you could see your legs.
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>>63497743
calculating... the word that replaces your entire post is:
>proprioception
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>>63497111
This. Although the prequels fucked this up, the emperor is intimidating with his power because he doesn't even need a weapon, he is 100% force user.
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>>63497439

Would have been a lot more effective if the 4 Jedi walk into his office, tell him he's under arrest and the suddenly the lights start to dim and the office starts to shake and he just melts one of the with his mind, force pushes another out of his office so fast he splats against some far back wall and does something unseen to the 3rd that just makes him start screaming and clawing his eyes out before Anakin comes in to stop Windu from finishing him or w/e.

Would have been a lot more effective and made the emperor terrifying instead of just silly.
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>>63498900
this
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