>watching movie
>mfw I realize its all fake
>go to Le Cinéma
>Buy $10 tickets
>Buy $25 popcorn
>Buy $10 coke
>Movie is unbearably bad just after ten minutes
>Doors are about to be locked, hurry and go outside
>Laugh because I don't have to see the crappy movie anymore, can go home and watch Anime
>mfw I realize I left my uneaten popcorn and coke at my seat
>mfw wasted $45 to watch anime
Such is life.
>>63215322
>watching anime
>ever
fuck off back to /a/ you weeb
I had this realization while watching a scene from S2 GoT (the one where Stannis and Renly meet before the latter is killed by a shadow). Once you start thinking it's all fake you realize they're just a bunch of actors reading a script for the camera. It's really sad.
>>63215365
Now, now, Brendan, play nice or you'll get an Alimony
>>63215380
and that is when you differentiate the great actors from the mediocre ones.
>>63214446
>watching Noah
>mfw I realize it actually happened and it will happen again if we sin too much
>>63215380
i had this realization when I was like 12
I think its necesarry to start to see film as an art form instead of just a story
>>63215385
Im not CHAMCHAM you faggot, fuck Brendon
>>63214446
>watch movie
>don't think about how its fake the entire time
>even afterwards I think about the characters and plot and not the fakeness
Must suck to not be able to get immersed in things huh
>>63215489
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-translations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
>>63215531
This copypasta?
>every person in every movie is just an actor
>>63215545
it ain't wrong, bub
>>63215531
Not so much terrifying as pathetic. Im glad eugenics will have removed these cretin from the next generations.
>>63214446
>watching movie
>mfw I realize its all real
>watching movie back in the CRT day
>assume everything I'm seeing is literally happening inside the TV
wasn't till I got my first flatscreen 2 years ago I realized it wasn't
>>63215562
What's wrong with that? Sounds more fun to care and discuss your favorite fictional characters then talking about your job or your lame hobbies. Shits fucking boring as fuck and I don't give a fuck about it
>>63215380
This happens to me when I'm really baked. It kind of sucks.
>>63215585
the flight plan. bane. they're all real.
>>63215609
You probably have a shitty job and shitty hobbies. Just sayin.
>>63215645
I don't have a job or hobbies, nice red herring though. Nothing wrong with enjoying and getting immersed about and caring for fictional pieces of work.
>be 12
>be happy
>realize actions have consequences in real life
>turn into an adult in a second
>>63215622
>take my seat nice and early
>movie starts
>attendant approaches me
>he wants to clean out the birdcage above me
>have to stand up while he cleans it out
>guy behind can't see and starts swearing at me
>bird gets pissed off and starts screeching and rattling the cage
>spills water dish on the woman in front of me
>everyone in the cinema has stopped watching the movie and is turning and glaring at me
>attendant finally finishes up and lets me sit down again
>have a sip of my drink
>it's full of bird seed
>>63215622
DUDE
NOBODY CARES
LMAO
>>63215896
So why'd you reply?
>>63216116
I really wanted to use that image
>>63217507
it's a good one
>>63218101
for you
>>63218292
So what's the next image in your reply?
>>63214446
>watch Truman show
>realize I am become movie
>Watching 9/11 report
>mfw I realize it's all an inside job
>>63214446
>come to /tv/ erry day
>laugh and mock wannabe hipsters
>realize I am one
>mfw
