What would a pokemon go movie be like?
Retards walking into traffic
>>72073621
Gook shit
>>72073621
documentary on 5 people
>one from america
>brazil
>africa
>japan
>new zealand
>follows their lives
>america is a kissless virgin who carries his gaming laptop with him and wears gaming headphones on his walk
>brazilian is a 20 year old neet and takes all the dirty neighbourhood 12 year olds on walks everyday
>african uses the game as a god and decides where the poo hole should be
>the asian walks infront of traffic and across highways to catch pikachu
>new zealand man quits job to become a full time pokemon hunter
>>72073630
>Four guys go to Vegas for a bachelor party
>They have crazy time
>Can't find groom
>Track steps by seeing where and what time they caught certain Pokemon
>Run into Mike Tyson, turns out he plays Pokemon Go
>Find groom on roof
>He caught a Mewtwo
>Make it in time for wedding
>>72074613
I get it
it aint making me laugh but I get it
>Guy in mask uses lures to get people into secluded areas and then kills them
This would be okay if it were done right.
A city's water supply is contaminated with hallucinogens making everyone see Pokemon everywhere. But after mysterious and gruesome deaths start occuring, people start questioning if the Pokemon are just hallucinations after all.
>>72073621
These pokemon cucks are getting wrecked on a daily basis around here
What a bunch of faggots
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Man-Playing-Pokemon-Go-Stabbed-in-Anaheim-Park-386752671.html
like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CvBNRxpRqU
with Pokemon go getting so big. the Live Action pokemon movie will probably be rushed.
will they follow the Anime story?
white person playing Ash?
>>72075172
them playing pokemon go is completely irrelevant, its just autistic spergs getting in the way of danger
>>72075310
Didn't Max Landis say he was working on a script for it?
>>72075335
Nope, I'm pretty sure they saw a puto playing some gay ass pokemon game and commenced to bomb on him.
>>72073621
A Moc(but really doc)umentary about how it affects our culture. People do things like hire taxi's to drive at 12 miles an hour and pay people thousands of dollars for rare Pokemon like when the cards came out. Shops/restaurants/fast food joints are forced to join in (for a monthly fee) and we all start starving to death because people are wasting shit on dumb fucking shit like Pokemon that mean literally nothing... This species is fucking doomed.The replies to this post will determine the future of the human race
>>72075635
What's your take on niggers and their behavior towards civilized folks?
>>72075635
sounds queer
Should be a seth rogen comedy with other comedy guys and them getting high and going on a crazy adventure while playing the game
>>72075635
Shit movie ideathe world is shit though, let's hope those retarded Turks rush into those nukes
>>72076676
I'm dissapointed by the lack of big happenings desu
>>72073874
>brazil
>game isn't out yet
>they just cancel the movie
>tfw servers are down
>normalfucks that never gave a shit about Pokemon are now suddenly 25 and huge Pokemon fans
Fuck off
>>72077153
>you
>>72073621
Taxi Driver
>>72075538
Nothing to do with pokemon. They saw a guy with a nice smartphone not paying attention and jumped him. Would have happened if he were just texting, but he was there because fo Pokemon Go.
Basically Zeitgeist.
I'm surprised I haven't seen more Pokemon GO panflute numerology criticism vids surface yet
>>72075635
Oh shut the fuck up. It's a fuckin apo where people catch virtual animals. This too has to be the end of society? Last I checked rock n roll didn't end it. Neither did video games when they first started.
Calm the fuck down.
>>72077153
I gave a shit about it, like the app and I'm 24. Try again.
>>72075310
Jungle Book style visuals
focus on Ash finding out the truth about his father (Colin Farrell) who was a legendary Pokemon freedom fighter in a war against cruelty to Pokemon against Team Rocket lead by Giovanni (Ray Liotta), Ash's grandfather.
Professor Oak (Hugh Laurie) is Ash's dad's adoptive father.
Ash-Asa Butterfield
Misty-Sophie Turner
Brock-Booboo Stewart
as teens/young adults not 10-13 year olds
Pikachu has some connection to Ash's dad, hence why Team Rocket want him.
I'm not a big Pokemon expert or fan so I've just whipped this up, does it sound any good?
>>72079416
they should then do what Star Wars are doing by continuing the Ash storyline in some films but doing self contained spin off movies of different genres set in the same world
>>72073621
Pleasantville
