>>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
>go to the movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "one for Django Unchained!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contests of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to the cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them all as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it
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/tv/ has changed
>>63118508
Because we've all seen this thread a million times.
>>63118508
This board really is dead. enjoy blacked and cunny threads every ten minutes.
>>63117912
I forgot that the employees responsible for cleaning theaters get together and set food/drink prices.
>>63118087
Do ticket attendants still make minimum wage? I made 13 bucks an hour as an usher at an AMC
>>63118627
if we didnt do this tbqh you'd be out of jobs you should be thanking us family
actually your job IS cleaning. by me making a mess im helping you by letting you keep your job
i don't like to do it but i feel bad if i don't help out so i always pour my coke on the floor and throw my popcorn on it at the end of the movie
>>63117912
I do way worse
>Smuggle in 12 pack and 2 pomegranate
>You would be amazed how many bottles can be held in tube socks.
>Eat pomegranates, drink beer.
>Leave everything on floor
>Who ever cleans that shit must have no idea what he is looking at
>>63118627
kek
>>63117912
OOps, I accidentally dropped it
>tfw make it a point out of telling the ticker ripper guy what I did
>tfw he can't do anything but pretend to smile and thank me for telling him
True fukkin story SENPAITACHI my bro mike used to work at a cineplex and this nigga was telling me he found a fucking half eaten pot of kraft dinner on the floor once, like mac, steel pot, and fork.
He kept the pot, what an absolute madman.
>thinking the high school kid cleaning the aisles and selling concessions set the prices
>not bringing in your flask and a french loaf from the Panera next store in your jacket and actually paying for concessions.
