Cuckoo!
>>72002531
The whole film just didn't fit thematically with the rest of Craig's Bond films. You have Bond taking down huge criminal organizations for the first 3 films, as Bond does. Then they all turn out to be connected to Blofeld who is out to get Bond personally because his daddy didn't stroke his cock when he was a young lad. I like Waltz and the Spectre had some amazing scenes but all together it fell flat and left a bad taste in my mouth.
>>72002531
>shitty Bond girls
>SPECTRE gets hyped up as this ultra-evil super secret omnipotent organization only for Bond to find its main HQ and almost murder its leader incredibly easily
>Blofeld's character reduced to "Daddy loved you more than me so I killed him and decided to ruin your life forever, never realizing this was petty and retarded even after I grew up"
>no explanation of how Blofeld went from being some dead hiker's son to the leader of the most powerful terrorist organization in the world
>said unexplained thing and the fact that he is Bond's step-brother were literally ripped off Austin Powers, which is supposed to be a parody of Bond films
>Blofeld being behind everything that happened in the previous films is retarded, specially when M and Vesper (whose deaths he claims to have orchestated) died in situation well out of anyone's control
>C is a pointless character and dies like a bitch
>that whole final confrontation in London is retarded and poorly done
>Bond chooses not to kill the guy who is supposedly responsible for everything wrong in his life (even when he has been killing people that pissed him off since Casino Royale) for no reason other that they need Blofeld for the next movie
You tell me, OP.
It was a Brosnan/Moore style Bond film. Total camp. The trouble is that Craig can't do camp at all, he doesn't have the charisma or the wit for it.
It also recycles the "is the 00 Program still relevant" plot from Skyfall, but manages to make it stupider and more nonsensical.
>>72003716
Don't forget
>Bond shoots down a helicopter with his Walther PPK
>>72003759
It's a bond movie though.
>>72003759
Or even better
>Bond snipes a bunch of mercenaries after Blofeld supposedly fucked his brain to make him lose his balance or something
Or rather
>Blofeld's needle torture where he supposedly takes Bond's balance and his ability to recognize faces doesn't do shit to Bond
Once it was revealed that Blofeld was Bond's step brother, I thought it was some type of metaphor because it was such a stupid idea. It took me 10 minutes to realize that they actually grew up together
>>72003716
This.
And it just felt lazy. Little energy or true excitement. It was like no one wanted to be a part of the movie and didn't try to hide it. Shame they wasted a return to form on this disappointment. Classic Bond can work. Just needs the right script and execution.
>get very talented actor known for villainous roles
>write beloved classic Bond villain as a parody of himself
Sam Mendes should have never directed anything past Home Alone 6: Skyfall
>>72003886
It's actually amusing.
They had the cast, the characters and pretty much everything else needed to make a great Bond film, and even so they managed to make this huge piece of shit.
Wasn't that last part such a mess because they didn't know what the fuck to do with it and they even ended up asking Craig to help them write it?
>>72003759
>implying that's not realistic
>>72003716
>>shitty Bond girls
ahem
IF IT RISK IT AAAAAALL
>>72004242
>total screentime: 3 seconds
it just felt bland to me.
Skyfall was interesting and exciting for me, but I sat at the theater and there was nothing but apathy for me.
same thing happened on that last mission impossible movie, and BvS.
>>72004298
Was nice to see her get work after the masterpiece that was Miss Bala doe
I knew this movie would be shite when I saw the tuxedo.
>two buttons on a dinner jacket
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72004543
>wearing 1 or 3 button blazers
>>72004600
It's not a blazer retard.
IT WOS ME, JAYMES
>>72005958
DI AUZOR OF ALL UR PAIN
I can't get over EVERYTHING in the other three movies being Spectre's fault. Even Quantum? Wasn't Quantum already a huge global conspiracy of powerful people to do nefarious things? They actually answered to someone?
>>72006072
That was never made clair.
Either Quantum was a branch of Spectre or Quantum turned into Spectre after Bond fucked it up.
What I found even sillier was the whole ring thing. Apparently Q managed to link al the Bond villains to Blofeld because they all wore the Spectre ring, but wasn't that ring something only high-ranking members wore? And if that's not the case, how did Spectre manage to become a secret for so long when they gave rings with their logo to weaksauce irrelevant cucks like Le Chiffre?
>>72002531
Killing new Blofeld in an one movie
>>72006155
*clear
>>72004543
>two buttons on a dinner jacket
yes, James, that was me too
>>72006211
IT WAS ME, JAMES, I GAVE YOU A SHIT JACKET
I hope the next movies try to fix Blofeld's character and make his "fuck Bond" autism be a bonus that comes with his main goal of world domination.
There were minor retarded things too like
>countries vote for Nine Eyes thing
>South Africa votes against it
>suddenly South Africa suffers a terrorist attack
>no one finds this suspicious at all
>>72003825
this was my biggest gripe with the movie.
like they went through 10 min exposition to explain the device and it didn't do jack shit
wtf was the point?
>>72006341
And they even got it wrong.
Some autists mentioned that the first place Blofeld stabbed with the needle was the one that would make you forget people's faces and the second one fucks up your balance, not the other way around.
