>manager caught me doing my after movie ritual and banned me from the theatre
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Its the only one in town
Just fucking kill me
>>71978749
Elaborate on the ritual
>>71978768
>wait until everyone leaves
>take my remaining popcorn and chuck it into the air
>soak a seat cushion with my leftover soda
>take some candy and grind it into the carpet with my heel
>tell the wilting cuckboy usher that someone made a huge mess in there on the way out
I think they caught on to me because the manager came in halfway through my ritual pissed off and started yelling all sorts of mean shit at me
>movie credits start rolling, this gone be good, load up foot porn and start getting a chub.
>go to transgender bathroom and leave cum all over toilet seat.
I don't understand the big deal though :( Fucking King Shit Manager
>tfw the theater bans you for laying down your prayer rug in front of the screen and praying
>>71978877
well you deserve it you autistic freak
>>71979058
Stay mad beta bitch
>>71979089
im alpha tho
ur the one with rituals gayboy
>>71979058
16 y/o wagecuck detected
Who else would give a shit about some underage janitor making $6.00 an hour
>>71979163
no u
>>71978749
She's so perfect. I wish she would show her armpits.
>>71979426
>Mommy catches you watching porn
>she gives you this look and sits beside you
What do you do?
>>71978877
Deserve it for being an obnoxious bell end
>>71979518
>mommy
Is /tv/ literally twelve?
>>71978749
>>71979247
>>71979518
muh dick
BABY
WANT
MILK
MILK
/r/ ing more gifs of mommy
As a piece of shit teen I would buy two bottles of water, fill them with piss as I never left the auditorium, then would dump them out along the seats on either side as I walked out at the end.
Never caught. OP is a loser.
