![Toaster[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ioCx2Rs.png "Toaster[1].png")
Would anyone like any toast?
>>71972664
Talkie Toaster, The Toaster or simply TT, is a minor recurring character in the Red Dwarf novels and television series.
Manufactured by a Taiwanese company named Crapola Inc., Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster purchased by Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave at a second-hand junk shop on Miranda, along with a robot goldfish and a smuggled pet cat.
Despite being more intelligent than the Red Dwarf computer Holly, the novelty kitchen appliance was, on top of being defective, only designed to provide light conversation at breakfast time, and as such it was totally single-minded and tried to steer every conversation to the subject of toast.
Talkie Toaster appeared in the Red Dwarf novels, and in the television series, two episodes of Series I, a deleted scene in Series II, and once in a rebuilt form in Series IV.
>>71973439
What about crumpets?
>>71973484
So what is it?
>>71972664
No!
Wait.... Are you trying to tell me that everybody's dead?
Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
If only more people watched Red Dwarf u.u
possibly the greatest character ever constructed.
>>71972664
Look I don't want any toast, Anon doesn't want any toast, not now, not ever, no toast!
I'm disappointed that in 2016 we still don't have a real talkie toaster who will interrupt my conversations all the time demanding that we eat toast.
>>71974259
How about a teacake?
>How bout a muffin?
NOOTHIN!
