>be me doing a job interview at a financial institute
>interviewer was a chill guy making jokes all the time
>he starts asking me what my favorite sport/movie/book etc is
>he then asks me what my favorite movie is
>Me :" I-i-t's The Social Network"
>*his face expression goes from cool to utter disgust and anger like a raped his daughter in front of him*: "The interview is over, we will let you know if we will hire you"
>he shows me the door
Everything was going alright until he showed me the door.
>>71925537
This didn't really happen.
>>71925550
Let's pretend that it happened.
Real story though
>asked my favorite movie during an interview
>what
>your favorite film
>uhhh umm I don't know Mulholland Drive
>great film
>did you know it was supposed to be a TV series
>that spooky thing behind winkies everytimes man
>spend the rest of the interview talking about the movie
>get the job
Was it one of you guys?
Serves you right asshole.
>>71925948
It was me on the left
>>71925537
>Asked about my favorite movie
>"TDKR"
>Interviewer shoots me before throwing me out of the building
What a hothead
>in job interview panel
>interviewer ask me what my favorite movie is
>feeling really confident and glad that I might be able to relate to them through film
>say Jurassic Park
>"Great. Over here for an ice breaker , we always have potential recruits sing the theme song of their favorite movie"
>instant anxiety and confidence gone
>literally had sing the whole theme song going "do do doo doo doo do doo doo dooo dooo"
>glanced at the female interviewer on the left trying her hardest not to laugh
They were fucking with me weren't they.
>>71925537
>be me doing a job interview at a fast food institute
>interviewer was kind of uppity, but nothing out of the ordinary
>get asked what is my favorite movie
>before they have a chance to finish the word movie I blurt out Batman v Superman
>literally everyone in the entire building starts laughing at me and shouting Martha
>I don't even bother finishing the interview, I just run out crying
fucking plebs
>go to job interview at fortune 500 company as an entry level sandwich artist
>job offer man asks me my favourite film
>tell him it's "The Election" from WankItNow
>he says something incoherent
>realise he's been speaking indian the whole time
>i just leave
I assume I got the job but why bother
>>71926308
Hmm.
Really makes you think...
>>71925550
It didn't happen because no one on Terra has The Social Network as their favorite movie
