hangover edition
>>71789592
>Wake up /got/! It's morning already!
>>71795096
Shouldn't she be on the casting couch?
>>71795059
Jaime is Azor Ahai / The lord of light.
His story draws influence from the one handed norse god Tyr, King Mydas, King Arthur and King James.
He and Cercei are obviously the children of the mad king. They've established he was an abuser and a rapist, his comments on the right of the first night at Tywin and Joannas wedding and the apparent 'liberties' he took on said wedding night. I believe the comment of liberties was to soften what ser Barristen was telling to dany. To not flat out say he was a rapist, though the story clearly establishes that.
The twins are the two sides of the coin the gods flip when siring a Targaryen. One for glory the other for madness.
Cercei the mad queen, joffrey the mad king.
Now getting to Tyr. Tyr is the one handed norse god who lost his hand when binding the winged wolf of ragnarok ( brandon ) the wolf who's been promised to fly by the raven.
King James obviously Jaime is a nickname for James.
King Mydas had the gold touch, then later called the Mydas touch. This is a reference to Jaimes golden hand.
Now King Arthurs influence. Ser Arthur Dayne is one who Jaime holds in such high regard and see's him as the best of the best, he'd love to be like him and the possibility is there also. He's never wanted to be king, he's never wanted the rock all he wanted was to be the best. Be the next Arthur.
Jaimes father the mad king knew Jaime was his son, so to prevent Tywin from obtaining the dragon rider gene he kept his bastard son close. So close he named him the youngest of the kings guard. Literally the order of the best knights across the realm. He was then trained by arthur after becoming apart of the order.
King Arthur from mythology was son of the head of the dragon ( uther 'pendragon' ) a red comet came the night he was conceived, Arthurs father was glamoured by a witch and slept with his enemies wife siring King arthur.
So the mystery conception is there.
> I'll finish in another post.
Azor Ahaigarden
Is Bran the lord of light?
>>71795136
Well light does imply gay, so yeah
>>71795120
>wrap up
King Arthur was involved in a love triangle with Queen Gwen and Sir Lancelot. Just as Jaime was involved in a love triangle with Queen Cercei ( incest an obvious targaryen family trait ) and his cousin ser lancel ( sir lancelot )
Another interesting thing to note is the error in translation that occurred in reference to the words lord and light in high valyrian.
The word for lord and light and Gold Hand are almost identical words in high valyrian with a two letter difference.
Gold Hand = āeksion ondos
Lord Light = āeksio ōños
Now for the ironies.
Jaimes contemplation over placing Aegon and Rhaenys ( the grandchildren of aerys ) on the throne came to the conclusion to not do so due to Aerys madness.
Ironically he places Joffrey and Tommon two of the mad kings Grand children on the throne anyway.
Cercei and her children who ned saw as usurpers had more of a right to sit on the throne then king robert.
When commanded to bring kill his father, Jaime did exactly that and killed his father Aerys.
This has Tyrion and Jaime both King slayers and both Kinslayers.
Shaved head Jaime and Brienne also parallel Ser Duncan the tall and Egg. The shaved Targaryen in secret and one of Ser Duncans last living descendants Brienne.
I'm sure there is more one could find but what I've picked up on so far.
>>71795136
lord of shite
>>71795136
nope
>>71795136
Gold Hand = āeksion ondos
Lord Light = āeksio ōños
>>71795120
so if Bran is the Ragnarok wolf Fenrir, that means he's destined to destroy the world ?
>>71795153
Euron will be the head of the sea dragon that is currently frozen within the ice wall of frozen sea water.
>>71795215
Yes, him and bloodraven are the architects bringing forth the end. I have a theory thats a little complex that bloodraven is the link between brans from timeline a and timeline b.
>For fuck's sake Peter, what part of "no cock" didn't you understand?
>>71795215
And Bran will summon an ice dragons from the remnants of the last dragon 'winter' from the winterfell gods woods magical ice pool. Asha tries to swim down to find the bottom but can't.
Winterfell is built on hot springs but has a single magical ice pool. Ice dragons like the walkers melt when they die.
Winterfell is where the last azor ahai slew winter.
Winter is an ice dragon hence winterfell and the starks being the 'kings of winter'.
>>71795291
The three heads of the dragon will be the contending military forces lead by a fire dragon, a sea dragon and an ice dragon.
Ice dragon is why Jon snow being of the north and son of Rhaegar would make him it's rider.
Honestly I hope Sansa slays betrays Jon and Bran resulting in their deaths and they return. A vengeful knights king Jon and his ice dragon controlled by bran.
Just as mirri maz dur used a warg transference spell to place drogo in drogon. Her spell was sung, had shadows dancing on the walls going from man, to wolf, to man.
I see the same thing happening to bran.
Cersei is for ___________
>>71795215
Also if you download the pdf to a game of thrones, go to page 111 you can read Brans tower fall dream and conversation with the three eyed raven.
He gains strange wings, surrounded by grey mists ( what ice dragons breathe ) and literally goes past the lands of always winter, beyond the curtain of light and into the heart of true darkness.
A fire dragon would die trying to go on such a journey, and only an ice dragon could survive such a trek.
Also you have an army of icicle spears that embrace him beneath him hinting at an alliance with the white walkers.
>>71795359
These were never interesting or creative
>>71795366
>>71795329
>>71795291
>>71795218
This is so fucking stupid. But I commend you for making all the connections.
remember when it took a whole season to get from one place to the next? now they do it in an ep.
>>71795120
This theory is years old. I hope you are not implying it's yours. You could still give credit to the guy who came up with it.
http://gameofthronesandnorsemythology.blogspot.de/
Let's talk about what Arya's doing in pic related
>>71795382
Thers clearly a dragon in the wall. The drippings taste of salt water and there is a folklore tale of a wildling or nw brother who tried to dig his way through. Instead of killing him they sealed him inside.
They say you can still hear him digging away if you press your ear to the wall. This is the scratching of the sea dragon.
Also melting the wall would create a sea of salt water. A great defence in slowing down the army of the dead. The salt water isn't just to preserve the sea dragon but also a last line of defence against the forces of the others.
TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HELMET
>>71795409
It's not my theory. I don't know who's theory it is. My intent was to bring an end to the azor jon first post and change it to azor jaime. That is all.
>>71795438
http://gameofthronesandnorsemythology.blogspot.de/
I already gave you the link. Also whoever wrote on this blog post clearly has studied mythology academically. Even it's tinfoil-head territory at times it's a great read because of that. Read up on it.
How many more seasons until D&D realise it's time to end it all?
Now imagine Ramsay is CIA
>>71795489
Two. They already know how it's going to end, in case you didn't know.
>>71795530
kill yourself
>>71795482
Cheers mate, yes I've come across this before they're a great list of theories. The only thing I disagree on is that Euron is the sea serpent of exile rather than Dany. If memory serves he was exiled for raping Victarions wife.
I came across the theories you linked back in my heresy thread days.
If you like the theories from what you've linked Im sure you'll like these if you haven't yet come across them.
https://endgameofthrones.com/theory-links/
>>71795245
Hes actually a big guy with no legs
>>71795578
Another thing where I think is completely off is the roosters part.
>>71795621
I'll have to read up on your link, It's been ages since I've come across this page. Thanks again for the link you've given me something to read up on tonight.
>>71795120
>>71795147
You think D&D or GRRM would think this deep?
>>71795648
Maybe I'm just tired but the idea of Jaime calling someone Baelor Butthole is pretty amusing. Another amusing thing is this page I'm browsing: http://nameberry.com/babyname/Khaleesi/similar
Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this threadeven though it's full of heartless assholes who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped
>>71795712
>Leaker promised rape
>There was no rape
He was right in 95% of stuff except this, smfhftbh
>>71795417
bending time and space
>>71795740
Did he? I only remember promise that he will get to her.
Also, if there wasn't rape, why would Cersei say "shame"?
>>71795812
Her robe is too tight indeed, but that's how you attract newcomers to your religion.
And yeah, she is hot as hell, especially with that sly(?) facial expression.Damn, I love her so much.
>>71795530
please fuck off back to tumblr
Is this the most kino scene in GoT?
HAD 1 BOTTLE ON SAN MIGUEL
OFF MY FUCKIN TITS
>>71796044
"Burn them all".
>>71796044
He's the best character of the story in my opinion.
>>71796110
He gets a hundred percent more likeable after he's separated from Cersei.
>>71796044
yes it is.
>>71796110
His farewell of Tyrion was very sad, showed how far his character had come
>>71795389
*teleports behind you*
When will Sansa finally turn Sith?
>>71796110
>>71796132
>>71796185
plebs who don't like antagonists.
Wish we had PoV from cersie and jamie from the start those would have been best chapters of book 1.
>>71796132
Agreed. They really push the villain aspect during the beginning of the story with pushing Bran from the window and fucking his sister. But I see that as one of his greater aspects. Ned Stark chose the death and eradication of his family for the sake of his honour and reputation. Jaime clearly is the polar opposite of that. He'll do what is truly necessary to keep himself and those he loves alive. And as Brienne commented as to why would he not tell anyone the intention behind killing Aerys. He takes it and bears it. He isn't galavanting, pushing such a feat into the faces of others. They call him kingslayer and he just simply bears the weight of it.
He's the King I support.
>>71795417
>nothing personell kid
>>71796215
I agree. It's also why I wish we had a Littlefinger PoV. Everyone claims to know what he's thinking and what his intentions are but we don't know shit without hearing inside his head.
>>71796230
Wasn't it a plot-point that she took a ship?
Maybe I'm just confusing it with the book.
>>71796239
If Bran had listened to his mother, he'd never have been in that situation. His broken spine and nonfunctional dick are his own fault.
>>71796110
>>71796132
>>71796185
>>71796239
ITT: people who don't get Jaime
>>71796239
And what good is a hero without hitting rock bottom and striving to pull himself towards redemption.
>>71796270
He's a misunderstood hero, not a villain, for all that he's part of the villain House. Cersei's retarded, Tyrion's fucking Daenerys, and Tywin is dead.
>>71796271
Her purpose is to kill characters the show no longer needs.
>>71795417
>people saw this as a cool scene instead of a display of how evil Arya has become
>people saw Sansa's looking at Ramsay being torn to shreds by dogs as a triumph
>people saw Cersei's torture of the Septa as a sweet long-overdue revenge
Sometimes I honestly wonder if I'm watching the same show as the people on the internet.
>>71796270
maybe you're the one that doesn't get him
>Dany is winning the battle of Old Town
>Her Dragons are blasting the Ironborn of Euron and burning them to ash
>"Euron, the day is lost. We have to retreat!" one Ironborn Captain says, but Anime King Euron just laughs at him
>"No, it's time to use 'that'"
>Euron pulls down his trousers, the light which is released from the blinds Dany's dragons
>"Could it be? Lightbringer!?"
>Lightbringer was Euron's big cock all along and was tempered when he schlonged Victarion's wife
>>71796323
i totally agree with you. i didn't cheer for any of those things and i am disgusted by people who did.
>>71796323
>people want to see those characters as good
>you want to see Jaime as good
pot meet kettle
>>71796305
>you could say the same for all the teleporters in season 6.
Not really. In the books it's a plot-point that Ned and co take a long time going south because they're travelling along the Kingsroad with a large retinue, and so Catelyn can actually outpace them/catch up by taking a ship, and also disguise her coming to King's Landing this way. The dude travelling with her even has to shave his awesome muttonchops off to commit to the disguise. There's none of that with people's travels now. It's just a matter of convenience for the writers or really badly portrayed time-lapses between scenes/episodes.
>>71796323
Arya has trained to become a serial killer. That's who she was meant to be. Sansa's basically Ramsay with tits at this point (look at her cold, unfeeling eyes). I can't believe people looked at the Sept of Baelor blowing up and cheered.
>"Jon's declared King in the North and no one even thinks 'What about Sansa?" She's actually a true Stark and she's the one who brought in the Knights of the Vale. Maybe she deserves to be Queen in the North." - D&D
>>71796360
>using a reaction-image of a character means you want to see that character as good
Stop projecting, mate.
>>71796400
why is this a gif
>>71796360
no character is pure good or evil, retards. grrm hates that shit. everyone except euron has redeeming qualities, some more than others. this isn't LOTR with clear cut good and bad guys.
>>71796425
>why is this a gif
to showcase sophie turner's microacting skills, obviously.
>liking Cersei
jesus christ, you retards would literally do anything just to be contrarian and edgy, wouldn't you?
Cersei is a shit character in the books, she's a shit character in the series as well. There is absolutely nothing likable about her - she's stupid and arrogant,
yet thinks she's as smart as Tywin.Everything Cersei did only weakened the Lannisters and the Kingdom.She says she only cares about her children yet she's too stupid to realize she's the one that killed them.
>>71796400
Sansa is a women. She can whinge, bitch and whine but she'll never be a true leader on the front line leading those on the field of battle. She'll never spill blood and run the risk of dying amongst those by her side as equals.
You'd never have Sansa charge alone on the battlefield in front of a force so large they outnumber you 20 to 1 just to save her kin.
Instead she was as far from the battle as she could be. And what happens after she takes a mate and weds? she forsakes her family to join anew.
To those with common sense. A perceived bastard of ned stark is the obvious choice. At the end of the day Sansa's just a women. And she is NOTHING like Nymeria of Dorne.
>>71796497
Cersei's actually less psychotic in the show.
>Cersei - a crazy bitch that hates everyone, drinks wine and kills a bunch of people because she only cares about herself and her children ... for six seasons and possibly two more.
Reminder
>>71796497
>say character is shit
>list the things that made the character entertaining
>>71796457
someone said there were tyrell and martell ships there at the end with dany but i was too lazy to check so they could be full of shit.
but if it's true i guess that's how he got there.
>final scene is the ruined snowy Red Keep
>sitting on the Iron Throne is the Night's Queen, Cersei Lannister
>with a small motion of her hand she calls to her side the shambling corpses of Jaime, Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen
>>71796528
Jaime's gonna choke her to death.
CERSEI>>>>>>>>>>>>KELLY C
>>71796497
People like Cersei because shes the only thing we have left besides the bullshit Jon x Dany ending
>>71796528
I like Cersei for the same reasons I like CIA. He has her completely fooled in the books though. Jaime too.
>>71796592
Swear yourself to the Night King. There's another way.
>>71796457
The people who "teleported" in season 6 was Littlefinger with his army. Only shitposters actually complained about Varys, and Arya is just a case taking away the part that would actually be interesting to see Arya do, namely infiltrating places, to be able to give her more scenes with a stick.
>>71796547
>she calls to her side the shambling corpses of Jaime, Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen
That's going to be pretty hard what with everyone except Jaime being dust.
>>71796618
how did LF teleport?
>>71796601
how does he have her fooled?
>>71796592
This,but this garbage show is so predictable,
I really want Cersei to win.
Stannis will rise again
Well this thread went from great to shit..
>>71796777
I'm more surprised that /got/ still hasn't been banned.
>>71795693
GRRM? Absolutely. This would be something D&D scrapped right away though given that few would get the reference. George started the series before Wikipedia existed; there are many literary allusions in TWOIAF that he thought only the most studious would catch, like naming a city Carcosa 20 years before True Detective would make it common knowledge what that meant and what it was in reference to
>>71795291
Winterfell
is where winter
actually fell
>>71796749
EURON. If they had introduced him with a bit more mystery and less muh big cock then they'd be set up to do his Forsaken chapter which I think would translate well to the screen
>>71796214
stella haze and pepper ann ?
I really like the Ragnarok parallel...but if this were a retelling of that story then George would already have some idea of the trajectory throughout. Maybe it started as such, but like the series itself as he kept writing it just got shittier and more bogged down
>>71796865
What you think the season winter falls at winterfell? and being the kings of winter meant the starks were kings of a season? how can one be a king of a season?
>>71796674
>"WHITE WOLF, WISE WOLF"
REALLY D&D?
>>71796448
Gregor?
>>71797016
Some of us remember Bran.
https://youtu.be/g_J3xtO-Yos
>tfw we shall never see his like again
>>71796215
>>71796258
This is the reason why its good to not have pov chapts with jaime,cersei and LF. If you had them from the beginning you would already know that the silbings fuck and LF´s masterplan.
>>71796973
My personal belief is that the Starks helped broker the original pact with the Others, that or they have some sort of tie to them through as-yet-to-be-discovered magic. All I know is the Stark words are very vague and probably actually more a threat than a warning, and 'there must always be a stark in winterfell' has to mean more than what it says at face value.
>>71797016
>SANSA HATERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
why?
Anyone else want to see the last season(s) being more grim and experimental ? I know it's not going to happen and D&D are keeping the show as carbon-copy as possible to save money for dem dragonz, but what it really the point ? They spend so much time emphasizing the story of Dany when it's just a long red-herring from S2-5. I'd rather watch a show more like S1 or 4 where it was unexpected (not only for the casual viewers but also for the /tv/ and book autists). Where did it go so wrong ?
>>71795120
Has there been a worse decision in GOT than making Jamie cut his God-tier hair?
Funny how he looked his best when he was in captivity wit hthe light beard and longer hair.
>>71797171
well she is a tully
>>71796993
that only happened in the show.
in the books cersei likes petyr. she wishes he would come back to KL. she orders that no harm come to him:
>"Maester Pycelle, instruct these Lords Declarant that no harm must come to Petyr. Elsewise, the crown is content with whatever dispositions they might make for the governance of the Vale during Robert Arryn's minority."
and jaime thinks he's a nice guy who's as friendly as he is clever and says he would be the perfect hand of the king for tommen. kek.
>>71797164
He looks great with a beard.
At least he still has stubble now and isn't competely clean shaven like he was in S1. But S3 Jaime is GOAT.
>>71796323
Titus andronicus
Why does Reddit want everyone to be a Targ so badly?
>Jon's a Targ!
>Jamie and Cersei are Targs!
>Tyrion's a Targ!
my sides
>>71797331
Na, just Reddit and Westeros.org, obviously people from those places bring their ideas with them.
>>71797283
because they watched all the seasons and that's the first conclusion they came to and just stuck to it. They don't get any other perspective on the story from anyone but people who already think the same way
Bransucks.
>>71795215
That's a pupper!
>>71797262
>implying he doesn't make cock and enuch jokes in the books
>"I believe Lord Petyr may hold the key to the Eyrie."
>"Oh, I do," said Littlefinger, "I have it here between my legs."
>"More troubled than you know, eunuch."
>"To his face we call him Lord Eunuch," quipped Littlefinger.
>>71797283
Titus andronicus
>>71796205
nothing personnel kid
>>71795120
Jaime Lannister is the main hero of the story and Bran is the main villain. Jaime is inspired by Julius Caesar, and Zeus from Disney's Hercules, as well as Titus Andronicus, Malcolm Merlyn, Gloria Estefan and the Pinball Wizard. Bran, having no legs, is symbolic of Pluto, Ariana Grande, George Washington Carver, and Satan. The removal of Jaime's hand is symbolic of the "Cesarean Section" (NissaNissa rhymes with Pizza Pizza, Caesar's most famous quote), which is typically used to remove a child from the womb, much like Jaime removed a child (Bran) from a window. He gives his flaming sword to Brienne, and will have to also take it back from her, completing the lightbringer prophecy. Bran is the Great Other, as evidenced by nothing in particular, and is Jaime's great rival from the very beginning of the story. Bran's name, (Brandon Stark) begins with the letter B, and he lives in a place that is cold, and cold is usually associated with he color BLUE. Jaime's name (Jaime Lannister) ends with the letter R, and his house colors are RED. A Game of Thrones was published in 1996, the same year Nintendo released Pokemon Red and Blue for the Gameboy. This indicates that Jaime (Red) will have to travel across the land to eight castles and defeat their lords, and then travel farther north than he has ever traveled before to defeat his rival Bran (Blue) to become the Pokemon League Champion (Azor Ahai, CHAMPION of the Lord of Light).
AND WHO
>>71797320
Reminder that they are polar opposites in person
Nikolaj is a boring dad who probably wears socks with sandals while Lena is a special snowflake "artist"
If Joffrey had been raised by Tywin Lannister, would he still have been as cruel? Was the madness in his blood or a result of his upbringing?
>>71797378
>>71797262
what is his master plan ?
>>71797412
A based man and a disfunctional woman
>>71797430
Look at his three sons and you'll get an answer
>>71797438
to crash the 7 kingdoms with no survivors
>>71797430
>>71796497
But I loved her POV in AFFC
If this guy is High sparrow
then who is low sparrow
>Glad to see your face
What a fuckin masochistic bitch
>no Broken Men speech
>Meribald was bland and killed off
>High Sparrow was made into a meme
>Sparrows were made sinister and evil
>Great Sept, Sparrows, septs, civilians and King's Landing leadership all blown up for a meme
FUCK THIS SHOW
Hang on, if the First Men converted to the tree worship when they arrived in Westeros then who did they worship before that? Was Bakkalon or Rhllor or someone cucked out of tons of their followers?
>>71797682
Oh yeah, those sparrows were so likable in the books with their torture chambers
How come Bonifer Hasty didn't join the Faith Militant?
>>71797649
That was so out of character. She should have remained silent.
I dont care what anybody says,but only CERSEI deserves to be on the iron throne...remember the iron throne is not necessarily for the good guys to sit on
>>71797772
Yeah,I thought the same,did not really understand the scene.
>>71795147
>The word for lord and light and Gold Hand are almost identical words in high valyrian with a two letter difference.
That's admittedly quite neat, but it doesn't make a lick of sense. Azor Ahai and R'Hllor are not the same entity. I could buy, dubiously, that Jaime is Azor Ahai, but not the Lord of Light himself. Are you implying that they flubbed R'Hllor's title when translating it from valyrian into the common tongue, because that really doesn't make any sense. There's just a metric fuck-tonne of evidence to suggest that R'Hllor's title is "Lord of Light" and not "Golden Hand" The theme of the religion itself revolves around fire and daylight and eradicating darkness, not gold or hands or anything like that.
You make it seem like the followers of the religion were translating R'Hllor's words into their own tongue. Like, they thought he said "Lord of Light" and just ran with it or something. Valyrian was their language. They didn't translate shit. It would be the people that converted the High Valyrian into the common tongue that made the error, but those people didn't make up the actual rules and beliefs of the religion.
>>71797730
It was a shit lazy shock value plot device for Cersei, a character who should already be disgraced and established as insane. It's another example of poor writing handing a situation to a character who should have to at least spend some effort for achievement and success. When it comes at no cost it's bullshit just for the convenience of the writers to advance their story.
It served no purpose other than to cut story content from KL and leave it as Cersei vs. [whomever].
It also makes no sense, since blowing up the Sept would just strengthen the resolve of the sparrows and their support. The sparrows aren't a phenomenon from King's Landing.
>>71797768
I don't recall this, source?
>>71797769
Because he didn't feel that he was worthy, being that he put a bastard in the belly of a Queen. Bonifer Hasty is going to dispel the curse of Harrenhal, as penance.
>>71797870
>I don't recall this, source?
How can you fucking forget the scene where the Kettleblack is being tortured that leads into Cersei getting captured?
Could it be because you never read the books in the first place?
>>71797768
I remember them using sleep deprivation techniques (specifically waking prisoners up once per hour to ask if they were ready to confess) but that's it with the exception of beating Osney Kettleblack. Which the High Sparrow doesn't seem to regard as torture because (and you just know he's being completely truthful about it) he welcomes being whipped as a means of getting closer to his god.
>>71798006
They underestimated Cersei and what she was capable of doing.
>>71798006
Oh, the TV sparrows. It doesn't matter much; no matter how shrewd a character is they'll be lobotomized as necessary to suit [those cunts'] purposes.
>>71797870
>I don't recall this, source?
not that anon.They don't have actual torture chambers but when Ser Oswell came to confess his (false) crime of fucking Maergary HS thought he was way too enthusiastic and gave him to his fellow sparrow for a little painful interrogation,It was the reason Cersei was arrested Lancel never confessed to the HS in the books.
>>71797917
>Was torture, starvation, imprisonment, humiliation and being dragged around the filthy streets naked not enough disgrace for you?
Evidently not, since until the last episode she was STILL being portrayed as a sympathetic character, she's had no struggle or cost whatsoever and she's been continually handed whatever the character in the story needs to advance the plot. Cersei is now as bad as fucking Dany in that regard, she was entirely used to cut loose content and stories without any fucking cost or controversy whatsoever. She's sat on the fucking throne at the end! Where is the logic???
>Those Sparrows truly are sadistic.
They're not, though, because they do it for their faith and not for pleasure or personal gratification. They may not be good people, but they're a very interesting aspect in ASOIAF to show a reaction and contrast against the state of the realm.
>Also it came at a cost of having the Reach rebel against her. There was barely any time for consequences in the last episode.
You mean consequences like her literally being gifted a situation and bomb to kill all of her enemies in one move without cost? Or consequences like her sat on the iron throne with no possible logic behind it with a loyal army in front of her?,
Cersei is the fucking Dany of Westeros.
Reminder that the lord of light, great other, old gods, seven and every other god are all the same gods used by the Children of the Forest to enslave mankind.
Except of the Drowned God, who commands you to reave them a new asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1hExk2MKz0
>>71796208
When she becomesLady Stoneheart
Who is the worst actor on the show?
>>71795648
that's a hilarious nickname
>>71798006
what I don't understand is how any of this could happen in the first place, the city watch and the kingsguard shat themselves in front of a crowd of sick and famished farmers. Like what the hell, you have weapons horses men and you can't do shit against aids ridden peasants ? get the fuck outta here
>>71798189
Three way tie between Sophie, Kit and Isaac. They're all mechanical as fuck.
>>71798229
>no mention of Emilia
>>71797954
>>71797997
>>71798123
It's been a long while since I read the books, I'd forgotten about the specifics of the leadup to Cersei's arrest.
I won't say the sparrow movement is good or can be considered perfectly fine but it itself is a reaction against the state of the world and society. It's abundantly clear that their motivation is purely that politics and society of the realm have been corrupted and immoral to their faith.
>>71797843
The funny thing was she finally made Cersei confess.She stayed dedicated to her duties and tried to save Cersei's soul even in the face of death and tortures, what a devotion.
>>71798243
Her too. Same problem really. They're all extremely one note and boring to watch.
>>71798229
One could argue Isaac's character is in shock after losing Summer and Hodor.
>>71797275
Hello, Preston.
>>71798341
he is our boy
>>71798308
>>71798334
That said, Book!Bran would freak the fuck out if Summer died.
>>71798370
Preston has become a fucking parody of himself
Day of the rope when?
Post YFW all the complex theories and speculations are proven wrong and Martin's story happens more or less the same way as in the show.
And then Preston kills himself.
>>71798308
Who payed you to grab Lyanna Stark?
Also, please based Hiroshima ban /GOT/.
>>71798216
Actually Theon arguably isn't a sympathetic character until far into his torture when it becomes really sadistic. Don't forget that he betrayed the Starks, killed a maester and had innocent children murdered.
>Cersei being humbled and shamed in public and treated like a prisoner is a huge struggle
Yeah her losing her hair and being humiliated is really a huge cost - afterall, it meant that she ended up losing all respect and power and fell from grace in KL and the Red Keep, right?
Oh, wait, no it didn't. The Small Council ignored her and then she killed all of them with a meme and the rest of the Red Keep ended up loyal to her anyway.
She's a character whose plot last season only served to send the plot to where the writers wanted, she's been put in and given illogical and implausible situations and there's been no real cost for her actions. The only consequences for her actions over the entire show has been her arrest and walk, and she ended up being shown sympathetically and given revenge for it! Revenge for her justice, how the fuck is that meant to make sense?
>>71798457
It's too late. /got/ will never die.
>>71798470
I think the only reason they put Cersei on the throne is that they couldn't have Tommen murdered as savagely as he surely would be if the Dothraki sacked the city.
Tommen might have been a weak-willed and worthless King, but he was still a nice guy and a kid besides.
>>71798308
>>71798513
Tommen had to die as a(n indirect) result of Cersei's actions because both her other children did too. It's pottery.
>>71798542
>sadstic
You keep using that word but it doesn't make sense in what we're talking about. There's no evidence at all that the sparrows had sadistic motives in their treatment of heresy or prisoners.
Theon was treated sadistically; Cersei was not.
>Yes, it did, not to mention losing her three children, father and brother-lover.
And they're all her own fault by varying degrees, those aren't acted upon her.
>You have a twisted sense of justice, truly. And it's realistic that she'd seek revenge. They drove her into extreme solutions like using wildfire. It makes a lot of sense.
What the fuck are you even talking about? Is this just shitposting? They drove her to using wildfire?
most members of the faith militant are "poor fellows" who wear whatever mismatched bits of armor they can scrounge and tend to be armed with clubs because they're not difficult to find or expensive to make. they do not tattoo the seven-pointed star on their foreheads. probably it's a minor issue to most of you but I felt peculiarly cheated
>>71798306
He wasn't in shock at the start of the season, and he was just as stiff. I can't really blame him much in the early seasons when he was so young, but Bran in general seems to have two emotions; blank slate and mildly perturbed.
>>71798736
I want to defend Isaac's acting, but he doesn't seem to emote much early in the season. You have a point there.
>>71798708
Same, they were made into a shit meme.
>>71796865
It's gurm. It's probably true.
>>71798791
>That's your completely ignorant opinion. As I see it, the Sparrows are completely sadistic and hypocritical.
There's literally no evidence in book or show that their religious punishments are for anything other than their faith. There's no evidence of selfish motivation or pleasure being derived whateoever.
>>71798849
b-b-but Cersei told the septa that she did it because she liked it!
>>71798815
Fuck off with your shitty excuses, branfu autist
Wtf happened to Davos? He used to nice guy wtf dd...
>>71798815
>Branpedos
There is a fine line between being subtle and being uninspired. Liam Cunningham is rarely hyper emotional, and he still comes across as interesting. Same with Bean, Dillane, Hill, and plenty of others. Isaac just makes bland choices.
>>71798189
sand sneks
>>71798815
>I guess you just need your American hyper-emotionalism in order to understand characters.
No, there are lots of actors on the show who play things subtly and are still entertaining. Part of the problem is Bran just isn't a terribly interesting character to begin with, and Isaac isn't strong enough of an actor to elevate the material.
>>71798189
Dragongirl's "I'm powerful" face is the most cringeworthy thing
>>71798308
a lot of loyalty for a hired swords
>>71798921
>Go watch capeshit, where the actors act with minimum subtlety for plebs like you to understand what's going on.
This show is unironically now worse than capeshit. At least with capeshit they generally stay consistent with the stories and plot logic and arcs of the source material.
This show is just pandering and lazy writing to reach a finale.
>>71798916
That's just his way of showing affection
>>71798308
>>71799012
Yes.
>>71799054
He has plenty of interesting things happening around him, but he himself is not terribly interesting. He's a small child in the books, and he doesn't really understand what's going on around him, nor does he have any control over it.
>>71799073
Mimen was actually in the show during the walk of shame.
>>71799012
>Can someone still be called a Branpedo if Isaac is now of legal age?
You mean like how Branpedos call Isaac gay even though he's straight?
Are there any full formed theories on how Bran's affected the past? - Pre-TWOW.
Assuming the books also have a Dr Bran, what shit can we say for certain he's done except for making Hodor docile?
I must admit I don't think Bran, in the books, can affect the past and that it's just a deus ex machina for show runners to end the show before ADOS
>>71799136
At the risk of my post sounding like meme pottery, you could turn that on its head and say that he, a child, has the very real potential in the story to learn and do more with more power than any of the adult rulers and great men that think they have true power in the world.
>>71799211
DELETE THIS
>>71799219
*I believe Hodor used the weirwood net to see his own death. Thus hold the door and Bran didn't warg him.
>>71799238
Yes, you could say that. But that doesn't mean he is an interesting character so much as it means he has the potential to one day become an interesting character.
>>71799211
While that picture proves he isn't gay, that doesn't mean he's straight. He's far too effeminate in his mannerisms not to be a little bent.
>>71799219
Affecting past events doesn't matter if his role is to control nature itself and in that way contribute to defeating the Others in the Battle for the Dawn.
You can spend a week with your favourite got waifu (doesn't matter if dead/alive)
how do you make her fall in love with you
Where'd everybody go?
>>71799360
give her mybig cock
>>71799457
Waiting for the Night King to raise us into his service. He's the savior Westeros deserves.
>>71799360
Meera. Anywhere is better than hanging out with Bran in a frozen shithole.
>>71799540
Implying Meera wasn't raping that boy ever since Jojen died.
>>71795096
Looks like a black chick. I wouldn't want to breed with hre.
>>71799457
I think the branpedo was forced to go on a vacation. Anyway this quote by Stannis caught my eye: “I dream of it sometimes. Of Renly’s dying. A green tent, candles, a woman screaming. And blood.”
It implies that he can experience what the shadowbaby's doing through his subconscious mind, that it's literally part of him. This is why I fucking love the depiction of magic in asoiaf.
>>71799360
i won't accidentally throw her out of the palestone sword like Ned did
>>71799720
And the peach. Stannis dreams of Renly's peach.
>>71795740
We won't get to see anything juicy thanks to the backlash at season 5. Have to start thinking of the children, you see. No more edginess allowed even if it amplifies the message.
>>71795059
I absolutely loved the first few episodes of it but the 'story' starts to run a little thin after that. There isn't enough material to justify more than one season and if what you're saying is actually true they should have used the actual material they had to make the entire show great instead of lackluster clusterfuck.
This show had actual potential and it was ruined because the producers wanted to milk out the success.I absolutely loved the first few episodes of it but the 'story' starts to run a little thin after that. There isn't enough material to justify more than one season and if what you're saying is actually true they should have used the actual material they had to make the entire show great instead of lackluster clusterfuck.
This show had actual potential and it was ruined because the producers wanted to milk out the success.
>>71799763
Where do Daynes get their purple eyes?
>>71799927
Valyrian ancestors
>>71799951
>"As for the violet eyes . . . look, Elizabeth Taylor has violet eyes, and she's not of Valyrian descent (that I know). Nor is she related to Aegon the Conquerer. Many Swedes have blue eyes, but not all those with blue eyes are Swedes, and not all Swedes have blue eyes. The same confusions exist in the 7 Kingdoms. "
t. GRRM
They're not Valyrians
So /tv/ is 90% black penises and preteen girl threads, but autists are still convinced that /got/ is the thing that need moderating. Cool beans.
>>71800000
Well fug. Preston had me fooled.
>season 7 starts
>new Old Valyria arc added because of the lack of POVs (everybody dead)
>we see Valyrian cities and old Targs, they're beautiful, Aegon is the main character in that arc
>by the end of the season we see the apocalyse in Old Valyria, finishing that arc
It would be NICE.
>52 years old
>no mentions of family, boyfriend
So shes a dyke?
>>71800716
Why would they do that when they could show the rebellion.
What happened to all the snow?
Stannis should have waited a week.
>>71800805
We know literally everything about the rebellion, its already annoying.
>>71799712
Would she want to breed with you is the bigger question.
>>71800716
Assuming the lava and heat had cooled to survivable levels in Valyria, all one would have to do is create a medieval hazmat suit and travel to Valyria. The smoke and noxious fumes would kill any who approached unprotected, but with proper protection, one could embark on an expedition to the Freehold.
>>71800833
Hence why they will do it.
>>71800805
>muh rebellion
>so much more ebin than the main story
>>71800868
Valyria is literally post-apocalyptic distopia where life nowadays is possible, but among the ruins and forests, savage tribes and organizations have taken place of once civilized society. For all we know, people are still there in some form or another.
>>71800716
>Wanting entire to watch a show about an entire country Le Epik Mary sue dragon people
"No"
>>71800795
>>>/tmz.com
>>71800919
Never said that. But you can't much more demand from people wanting to see that than Valyria.
>>71799924
Who are you talking to?
>>71800945
They were not Mary Sues, just mere peasants that discovered art of dragon taming and ruled the Essos for some time before their doom. They're only prettier than the rest of Essos.
>>71800819
Turns out winter has actually gone.
>>71801033
All the Valyrians we know were either epikally Cuhra-zay or crazily epik. They just have no place in Westeros. The Maesters were rgiht
It stands for 'north korea' , they changed it but kept the shirt
>>71801121
What did they say, why were they right?
Yeah, they're really strange somehow. Like niggers in China, but even more so. Like Vestal virgins in deep Germania
>>71799712
well said sir
(farts)
>>71801166
The Maesters are wiping out magic. Dragons, Giants, Grumps and Snarkins, Children of the Forest. They've got no place in the world of science.
>>71801194
Without fossil fuels, Science will never go as far in Westeros as it has in the real world. Magic is the only possible equalizer.
>30 posts in the last hour
>>71800000
>Taylor's mother was frequently told that her "beautiful" daughter should audition for films. Taylor's eyes in particular drew attention; they were blue to the extent of appearing violet, and were rimmed by dark double eyelashes, caused by a genetic mutation.
huh
Looking at photos, it seems disputable to me
>>71801274
Preston save us
Is there any reason whatsoever someone shouldn't go full R'hllor devotee?
I wish Margaery lived enough to find yet another husbando, King Snow.
>>71801279
Bow before your queen.
>>71801289
>>71800716
Season 7 is just going to be more BIG COCK and Sand Sneks
>>71801350
but then the show might actually be good
>>71801311
Well, R'hllor doesn't exist in the real world, anon. Sorry mang.
