This movie has the score and cinematomgraphy that actually FEELS like a MOVIE, and not a 2hr long TV show like you Marvelcucks eat up
Apologize.
>caring about capeshit
You apologize
Imagine being a Marvel fanboy that has to sit and watch Civil War after seeing the Ultimate Edition of Batman V Superman and having to be all like "damn, Civil War, you fuckin' great, all awesome with your terrible dialogue and nonstop inappropriate quips. I’m totally enjoying watching you, both my pretend 4chan self and the real me." when all he really wants to do is watch BvS again. Like seriously imagine having to be a Marvel man-child and not only sit in that fart-filled chair while Robert Downey Jr’s head floats on top of his straight to TV-tier armour like some otherworldly spectre, the favorable lighting barely concealing his wrinkles and orange leathery skin, and just sit there, minute after minute, hour after hour, checking your phone and hoping it’s almost over. Not only having to tolerate the lazy plot, but the laughable CGI as you sit there and say DC BTFO and DAMN, SPIDER-MAN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because DC fans aren’t the ones who have to sit there and pretend to be invested in nonsensical fights between people that have no intention of hurting one another, where there are no stakes and no one to root for. You've been watching movies with half this budget that have infinitely more impressive visual effects and none of the hacky writing for your ENTIRE LIFE. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the faecal matter that’s been spoon fed to you as Marvel executives sit there, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to watch the most moronic, lazy, half-assed attempt at a superhero movie since Howard the Duck. And then you check your phone again, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the movie ends and you’re forced to sit through the after credits scene, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking dug in and stubborn and embarrassed as fuck. You're not going to lose to DC fans. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Agreed
>>71575425
Is Batman using a fucking gun?
>movie
Exactly
Come back to this art board when you're watching actual film, kid
>>71575425
Oh it feels like a movie alright. But even in the Ultimate Edition the film is still a listless bore. A miscalculation of epic proportions that makes two icons of pop culture and turned them both into insecure dick measuring meatheads. This movie is excruciating no matter how much I try to find good in it.
>apologize
For fucking what? The last hour of that film was an absolute trainwreck.
>>71575671
Interesting, why?
>>71575425
The score was fucking terrible and I liked the film.
>>71575615
Several times, he kills a bunch of guys too, his hate boner for Clark is barely justified and needs fucking time travel to try and justify it some more, and the branding thing makes no sense at all
The extended cut makes things more cohesive but it still sucks over all
>Apologize.
>ultimate cut
>still a hollow sociopolitical and philosophical signalling, Hans Zimmer zimming it up on autopilot, Michael Bay meets Hinder music video aesthetics movie
>>71575425
My problem is... that shit can't be Luthor
so I can't apologize, mister
>>71575738
>didn't like beautiful lie or lex's theme
>>71575685
Ok, so they build up the fight between them relatively well for the first two hours. Basically Lex is turning all public opinion against Superman.
And then Batman fights him, and when he has Superman beat, he stops....because their moms have the same first name. Seriously, that's it.
Meanwhile, Lex created Doomsday for what reason exactly? Wasn't his plan to get Batman to kill Superman?
Not to mention apparently everyone immediately forgets that they were blaming Superman for fucking Congress getting blown up...no, now everyone's just sad he's dead.
Also the fight scene with Doomsday was shit-tier.
I quite liked the fight between Batman and Superman but it was downhill from that point onward and it never recovered.
>>71575764
Most of the score was either lifted almost straight from Man of Steel or stupid techno batman theme
Im in love with her anons, What should I do?
>>71575803
>Batman has emotional trauma in regards to his parents
Wow, who woulda thunk?
>>71575803
lol
I agree that the cinematography is better than the MCU movies but that's it. Everything else is garbage.
>>71575425
>being proud of liking capeshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxV99PYX37c
my work is never done
>>71575425
>>71575840
only like 2 tracks were from MoS, heavily edited.
and you're thinking of the wonder woman theme
BvS is trash.
If you reply you are trash.
>>71575873
>the way for any villain to completely disarm batman and emotionally cripple him is just to yell the word "Martha"
>>71575862
first cut your dick
>>71575803
>because their moms have the same first name. Seriously, that's it.
Batman as a character is completely defined by the death of his parents. Even in death they're the most important people in his life. Why is it hard to grasp this?
>>71575987
Yeah but that was his moms name too so now it makes complete sense for some reason. Since Superfaggot has a Mom too he is not this crazed alien anymore, suddenly he is just like everyone else. It was not just a shitty ex machina event due to lazy writing that made no sense or anything like that.
>>71575987
Why not? Have any tried it?
Why was wonder woman even in it? She served no purpose and added absolutely nothing to the plot other then to set up the next movie.
>>71576062
Because it makes no fucking sense. He is 40 not 12.
>>71576088
TIL Batman is retarded.
>people still think the martha scene was about them having the same parents name
wew
>>71576121
>"why did you say that name?!?"
Explain it then
>>71576109
>he's 40 not 12
Yeah and he runs around at night dressed like a bat because he can't get over his parents death. Dude isn't stable.
>>71576083
>set up the next movie
Answered your own question
>>71576140
Batman being in the shoes of his parents killer, martha was the last thing daddy said before death
>>71576140
Batman wasn't able to save his mother and now he can save "Martha" He seems himself as the Joe Chill of the situation and backs down.
I actually liked Man of Steel. I was so bored by the end of BvS that I started browsing the internet
>>71576140
>Explain it then
bats is doing to supes what the guy who killed his parents did to him
finally sees how far he has fallen from his original path
>>71575880
You're 17 years old.
Now how did I know that?
>>71576189
He made you insecure about liking superhero movies and you're a mature 18 year old?
What's the death count to how many people Batman murdered brutally without remorse?
I'm so glad he at least let the main villain live to fight another day though, he's so much more sympathetic then the guys just trying to make a buck.
>>71576204
about 3
>>71576170
>>71576180
>>71576186
So....basically the only reason Superman lived is because their mother happened to have the same name. Got it.
>bats is doing to supes what the guy who killed his parents did to him
He's killing Superman's parents in front of him? Nope, they died in the first movie.
>>71576224
stop trying so hard
>>71576224
I ignored everything: THE POST!
>>71576246
>batman realized he had become the same as his parent's killer because superman said the same thing his father did right before he died
>his father said "Martha" before he died
>if superman had said literally any other name that realization wouldn't have occurred
please tell me where I got it wrong
>>71576140
Before I start, full disclosure, this movie is a 5/10 for me.
The name scene wasn't "oh my god our parents have the same names", it's Batman sympathizing with this guy who he previously knew nothing about. He saw him use what could have been his dying breath to try and get some to help his mother. He realized that not only were they not that different, that Superman was trying to protect his loved ones. It was a connection, a moment of sympathy, that managed to break through his blind rage and bull-headed stubborness
The first cape movie i ever enjoyed was BvS. I shit you not, a really good movie here.
>>71576281
>i understand it after being spoonfed
indeed
>>71576281
You're going wrong in implying it was about the name. Supes could have said Mom and it would have had the same effect.
>>71576291
Batman had no idea at the time that "Martha" was superman's mother. Clark literally had to explain it to him after he lets him up.
>>71576316
And?
>>71576308
The dialogue in the film suggests otherwise
>>71575615
It's a grenade launcher that he uses to fire kryptonite gas canisters
>>71575803
Are you an actual fucking retard? When Batman hears Clark say "Martha" it reminds him of the last thing his father said before they both died. Bruce realizes he's about to kill an innocent man just like Joe Chill did to his family, it's a moment of clarity and reflection. You know you have to be 18 to post here right?
>>71576354
its b8, he's just pretending to be retarded
I'm 40 mins into this (the ultimate version) and literally nothing has happened.Except from a nip slip from Amy Adams in the bathtub
>>71576308
No it wouldn't. He wouldn't think he was talking specifically about Bruce's mom by saying that.
>>71576346
How?
>>71576345
>He saw him use what could have been his dying breath to try and get some to help his mother
He didn't know Martha was Superman's mom. Your theory is invalid.
>>71576316
He had a feeling that it was his mother. That's why asks Superman why he said that name, he wants to make sure.
>>71576308
How many of the goons that Batman killed do you think had children? Batman doesn't care if he's killing somebody's parents.
All that matters is "Martha"
>>71575425
>Apologize for saying BvS is shit compared to Marvel
>Bvs was a hamfisted attempt to do in 2 hours what Marvel did in eight years
Shut the fuck up with this "it's better than your Marvel movies it's the thinking man's superhero movie 10/10" bullshit, and you apologize to me for wasting my time with this damn thread
>>71575425
Felt like some shitty greenscreen you mean.
>>71576380
>Why did you say that name?!? Why did you say that name?!?
>>71576376
It wasn't about specifically Bruce's mom.
see
>>71576354
>>71576149
He didn't act like that much of a faggot in the dark knight...
>>71576170
And his 6 year old feelings outweigh the fate of humanity how?
>makes no sense
>>71576204
Jesse Eisenberg was the absolute worst fucking choice for that character. Ben asslick? Really? Was Bale on vacation or something?
This movie was like throwing a handful of shit at a wall and watching it melt down.
The worst part was that it was 3 fucking hours long...
>>71576281
Fact
If he shouted out LERRRRRRRROYYYY JENKINS!
Batsy would have shish kabobbed his ass.
>>71576291
>Sans the monologue Batsy had about how inevitably superman would be corrupted and destroy the world... Guess he just forgot about that after supercunt said a fucking name. You can try to make it deeper than that, but that's all it is.
>>71576375
what time?
>>71576383
this
>>71576308
It wouldn't. What makes the name "Martha" special is that it shows how Superman has a human mother. Batman thought Superman had parents but that they were just far-off, alien people.
Snyder is a fucking genius, he actually triggers people in real life.
>>71576316
Shit, you're right
>>71575425
The score fucking sucks.
Batman's theme is shit.
WW's theme fucking sucks.
Lex Luthor's theme sucks.
At least MoS had some great tracks. What the fuck happened here?
>>71575425
Who cares? Do you even have friends?
>>71576432
kill yourself you unfunny faggot
>>71576432
In TDK he's a fucking manchild who sleeps through interviews and can't even manage his father's company. In TDKR he is a fucking recluse that sits in his rooms and is gloomy all day. Sounds like a faggot to me.
>>71576432
bale was trash, said so himself
sorry you like subpar work
>>71576432
>>71576170
>>71576180
>>71576186
>>71576291
So it's about their mothers having the same name then.
Fuckin DCucks man. 2deep4me
>>71576404
Its kind of a thinking man's movie...In that you're thinking about the plot holes, shitty characterizations, and terrible music
>>71576432
00:25:35
>>71576490
>forgetting the fact that he slept through meetings because he was out fistfighting the entire night beforehand
>>71576522
>being so triggered by how good UE was you act like this in every BvS thread
>>71576522
This is my favorite thing about DC fanboys.
>the whole movie relied on their mom having the same name
>no, you don't get it, he had a flashback to when his parents died
>ok, would he have had that flashback if superman had said literally any other name?
>shut up!
>>71576404
They're memeing, just ignore them. No one can honestly think this is better than even the worst marvel movie.
>>71576546
I didn't forget, I said he's a faggot because of it. This Bruce does both.
>>71576316
lois literally says: "it's his mother's name"
all these clowns not paying attention and then shouting to the heavens: IT SUCKS BECAUSE [INSERT WRONG BULLETPOINT HERE]
>>71576572
ok, let's not go that far. Iron Man 3 was at the very least an equal-level abomination.
>>71576582
Alright, fair enough
>>71575425
Please stop the fucking bait.
This move has so many fucking flaws.
But I know it's bait at the end of the day and replies is all you want.
>>71576528
I don't see shit
>thinking man's movie
>ends with 40 minutes of our heroes punching a mute CGI troll
Honestly, BvS felt like more of a "turn your brain off" movie than most of the capeshit I've seen. Lex's plan doesn't make any sense if you think about it too hard, and the action setpieces like the Batmobile chase and Doomsday completely clashed with the script.
>>71576678
>Lex's plan doesn't make any sense if you think about it too hard
How?
>>71576700
how precisely was he going to avoid getting blamed for doomsday?
>>71576609
Do people honestly think IM3 is worse than IM2?
I wonder why that's the "go to" film for shitty Marvel movies.
>>71576717
Why would he care? Darkseid was coming.
>>71576717
He obviously didn't care about being caught. He talks in prison about how the bell has already been rung.
>>71576700
Why did he try to stop Batman from getting the kryptonite?
Was is so we could have an exciting Batmobile chase?
>>71576480
Mr Popular over here, spending his holiday weekend on 4chan telling others they have no friends.
>>71576483
awww did I strike a cord babs?
>>71576490
TDK > TDKR> BvS
>>71576508
Still better than Asslick
>>71576512
Let it flow through you my child.
>>71576528
I don't see shit and i frame by framed it
>>71576775
Friends are overrated
>>71576762
So the world's greatest detective doesn't suspect he's getting played. If Lex just let him have it he would know something is up.
>>71576794
>>71576794
>TDK > TDKR> BvS
Is this related to anything?
>>71576794
you're trying way too hard to be ironic, kill yourself
>>71575615
Yeah, Zack Snyder did an amazing job staying true to the source material.
>>71576831
you seem upset pleb
>>71576869
you might have autism if you think you are actually achieving that
>>71576863
His grappling gun is a gun too if you're getting technical about things.
>>71576831
oh noooooo, don't say mean things on 4chan, that will matter ever.
>>71576869
Of course he is, but it;s a step up from kicking the family dog, or lighting things on fire.
>>71576887
>Projection
Also it's not even me dipshit, do you even id
>>71576863
>>71576801
Lex's plan made no sense and relied entirely on lick and coincidences. His motivation was assinine and it completely undercut the themes of the movie. BvS was a very ambitious movie, but the script wasn't anywhere NEAR tight enough to do all the shit that Snyder was trying to accomplish.
The movie was commendable in some aspects, but you just come off as childish when you fail to acknowledge the flaws inherent at the very foundation.
>>71576887
are you sure because you seem upset
>>71576947
nobody gets mad on 4chan aymore
we are all bored faggots
>>71576926
You come off as childish when you make criticisms of a film but don't actually provide examples or information proving those claims.
>Lex's plan made no sense and relied entirely on lick and coincidences.
What didn't make sense.
>>71576935
see
http://www.heretohelp.bc.ca/factsheet/dealing-with-a-mental-illness-diagnosis
>>71576947
Don't rattle it's helmet or it will tell it's handler on us.
>>71576863
Wow!
>>71575456
>dogging on capeshit without provided any sort of suitable replacement
Ignorant slave
>>71576863
>>71576969
>we
why are you saying you're we now when you're clearly not?
>>71577056
we as in me and you and everyone ITT you dumb piece of virgin shit fuck
>>71575615
He's operator af with trigger discipline XD
>>71577013
Surely I'll stop now!
>>71577056
but I want to be in the seekkrit cwub too!!!
>>71577070
There should be a hyphen or two in there.
>>71577081
cock operator
>>71575739
He didn't need the time travel sequence, that was just a setup for a later movie. He saw Supes fight Zod, that's the only reason he needed.
The branding was a result of Lex paying people to kill people, which was in the extended edition....which you claimed to have seen.
>>71577105
>*giggles behind computer screen while pretending to be obnoxious on 4chan*
>>71577070
>he says we still but he isn't we
huh
really is making me think
>>71577070
>we as in me and you and everyone ITT you dumb piece of virgin shit fuck
>>71577139
>>71577126
What else is there to do on a Saturday night?
>>71576480
me not having friends means that I have the time to study and analyze film and film-theory while you're wasting your time going out to "clubs" and getting "wasted" and hooking up with "babes" you fucking chad normie jock meathead fucking shit. Go back to Snapchat or whatever the fuck you vapid normies use now.
>>71577170
hone your shitposting skills
>>71577185
just finished the movie, fell asleep in the fight scene. am I supposed to believe americans would get that upset over someone killing a few sandniggers?
>>71577105
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>>71577231
have you looked at americuck today?
>>71577185
Don't forget to prepare for your inevitable job at Starbucks.
>>71577201
Tipss fedora
>>71577231
No one cares, and some even encourage it.
You have a few 'caring sells' liberals, but they do nothing of any consequence.
>>71577242
Gear queers are the worst.
>>71577289
Yeah but those people never accomplish anything aside from making themselves look stupid.
>>71577300
>Yeah but those people never accomplish anything aside from making themselves look stupid.
have you looked at americuck today?
>>71577300
I hate civilians
>>71575425
The Amazing Spiderman 2 is better
>>71577318
I live here. Those people are little more than a source of amusement. Sure they have overrun higher education, but to be fair they have always been libtard traps to begin with.
>>71577331
If you buy a hat with an American flag on it and go to crossfit twice a month, you are basically a Navy Seal.
>>71577335
That one was pretty bad too.
>>71577380
>I live here. Those people are little more than a source of amusement.
these people are literally ruining the west
>>71577380
no it was good. very enjoyable
>>71576974
A good movie leaves you asking questions about the themes. A bad movie leaves you asking questions about the plot.
>Why did he bomb the Capitol Building? It had no effect on his larger scheme.
>Why did he kill Mercy in the bombing?
>Why would anybody believe that Superman shot some soldiers, or planted a wheelchair bomb?
>Why did pit Lex Batman against Superman in the first place? Why not just use Doomsday?
>What happens if Bruce inquires into the check messages and finds out that they're forgeries?
>What happens if Batman gets killed when he's trying to steal the heavily guarded kryptonite truck?
>What happens if Batman doesn't steal the kryptonite in a convenient off-screen moment?
>What happens if Batman kills Superman, does Doomsday go ahead an destroy the Earth?
You can fill in the blanks, invent motivations and make excuses for the movie, but that doesn't negate the fact that the movie completely failed to convey its plot to the majority of audience members. Its an extremely immature artist who blames the audience for the failures of his work.
>>71577402
How is that?
By being moderately annoying? When Hitler v2 gets into office, I will find so much joy in the collective butt hurt.
>>71577421
no
>>71577438
>By being moderately annoying?
lol
trump has literally 0% chance now
reptillian queen jew puppet will be your overlord now
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>>71577289
I just noticed how the blonde Republican ass looking girls on the left are wearing "Superman Saves" while the SJW cuck in the middle is wearing anti-Superman clothing
Superman was seen as positive by the right-wingers, who turned out to be morally correct
Right-wingers were actually portrayed in a positive light in a Hollywood movie, by a jew
/pol/ is.....wrong?
>>71577569
I'm pretty sure Snyder is christian, either way he's based
>>71577462
No
Trump will win.
>>71577480
I still don't know what kino means.
>>71577569
I don't think anyone noticed that but you.
>>71575584
im surprised no one have a say for this post. marvelcucks have nothing to say back for their shitty universe lol well played
>>71577598
>im surprised no one have a say for this post
Because it's avant-garde shitposting?
>>71577594
IF ONLY!!!!
>>71577598
I'm not reading a wall of text copypasta
BvS was easily the best movie I've seen this year.
>>71577851
This, wouldn't be surprised if it's the best movie all year.
>>71575935
Supes confirmed Earth Bender.
>It's DCcuck calling someone else cuck thread
True auteur
http://vmashup.com/ONk4QdzT
>>71576863
He sure did, asshole.
>Capeshit taking itself seriously
This is why DC keeps on losing
>>71579019
Capshit are the legends of modern times. No different than the Illiac or the Odyssey,
In 2000 years, highly educated scholars will dedicate their lives to Capeshit, and they will read your post from some futuristic archive of the internet, laugh amongst themselves and call you a cuck
>>71578417
Do you accept our lord and savior Zack Snyder?
>>71577569
>>71577592
Snyder's not a Jew.
>>71577434
>Why did he bomb the Capitol Building? It had no effect on his larger scheme.
It took out any politicians who knew what he was doing on the ship and could have stopped him while also demoralising Bruce and painting Superman as someone who lets bad things happen(EC shows the chair had lead in it to prevent Superman seeing the bomb).
>Why did he kill Mercy in the bombing?
To provide some plausible evidence that he had nothing to do with the bomb because he'd have to be insane to kill his personal assistant. If both of them survived then it would have looked more suspicious.
>Why would anybody believe that Superman shot some soldiers, or planted a wheelchair bomb?
Because they just watched Kryptonians destroy most of a city and try to destroy the world and can't bring themselves to trust the one guy who's trying to help them because the fear is still there that he could turn at any moment.
>Why did pit Lex Batman against Superman in the first place? Why not just use Doomsday?
Because he needed time(about an hour) to let Doomsday grow and mature, if Superman interrupted him before that Doomsday wouldn't have been grown and could have been stopped before he emerged. He didn't know that he'd need to do that specifically but he knew he'd need to have something to distract Superman at some point so he kept Batman on edge for two years.
>What happens if Bruce inquires into the check messages and finds out that they're forgeries?
Fair point.
>What happens if Batman gets killed when he's trying to steal the heavily guarded kryptonite truck?
He's Batman, he wasn't going to die.
>What happens if Batman doesn't steal the kryptonite in a convenient off-screen moment?
Then the fight would have ended sooner. Lex likely kept security just low enough for Batman to infiltrate it without it seeming easy.
>What happens if Batman kills Superman, does Doomsday go ahead an destroy the Earth?
Lex wouldn't have turned Doomsday on.
