>character is on phone with other character
>conversation ends
>hangs up without saying bye
>>71530732
>character is in public bathroom
>taking a dump
>camera doesn't show him obsessively wiping his ass with zooming in and showing him inspecting his asswipes to see if he still has fecal matter present on the asswipes or if his anus is clean
I don't think mobileposters are positive contributors to /tv/.
>>71530732
>character earns a lot of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for his age
>his company offers good benefits
>character goes to take a shit
>character takes a shit
>character goes to wipe ass
>character wipes ass
>character flushes ass wipes down toilet instead of just throwing them in the trashcan
>>71530732
>character walks up to public bathroom
>doesn't get anxiety when looking at which one is men and which one is women's
>character goes into public bathroom
>cubicle empty so they can poop
>no awkward washing of hands for 6 minutes waiting for a shitting booth to become available
>character goes into public bathroom
>needs to take a dump
>only available stall is next to someone
>gets in stall
>doesn't wait until they leave the stall to start shitting
Not sure if we should be blaming the writers for being so out of touch with reality or the actors for not knowing when to using improvisation and method acting and actually read between the lines of the script.
>>71530828
>be you
>fat sperg lord who enjoys subteir shit like Sin City and Deadpool
>try to get involved on /tv/ to seem cool
>not add to the thread but shitpost your own stupid opinion
Seriously kill yourself.
>so what's plan b?
>that was plan b!
>gun and badge
>american scifi film
>scene illustrates its the future and different with new devices
>Its a microwave device where you put food in it for a second and its ready so they can feed their fat greasy faces in less time
>Its meant to be impressive
>>71531090
pay denbts
>>71531807
That sounds pretty cool though.
>>71531838
Its always instant food
we have that now
Who actually talks on the phone any more, unless you're setting up an appointment or something, and those people can fuck off.
>character goes into public bathroom with intent to shit
> sees other people present
> doesnt leave to search for another bathroom
>doesnt struggle after leaving due to the pressure of their gut
>doesnt run back into the restroom in haste shitting into his trousers and pants spilling out onto the floor
>doesnt spend the next 15 minutes after relieving himself cleaning up the shit off the bathroom floor with his bare hands to dump back into the toilet
fucking shit movie
>character goes to take a shit
>ends up incidentally pissing as well
>doesn't show him logging the incident into his Shit & Piss Notebookâ˘
>>71531993
No frog pic. Didn't read.
>>71531872
We live in a pretty great time then. The barbeque of the future will be even better.
>>71532041
Do you NOT piss every time you shit?
>>71532096
No I have self-control.
>character is on phone
>character is not self conscious about the volume of the speaker on the other end of the line
>character doesn't try to whisper speak while covering the audio port to muffle sound
>character doesn't avoid eye contact with other people
>>71532194
What's the fucking point of holding in a piss if you're already on the shitter?
Just piss whatever you've got, it's fucking smart.
>>71532241
>I'm smart because I can piss and shit at the SAME TIME!
>>71532194
>character goes to shit
>starts to piss
>doesn't try to control the power of his stream to avoid making loud noise
>makes no effort to seem like he isn't sitting down and pissing
>>71532279
>let me hold it so I can go again later and waste more water and possibly infect my bladder
I do that all the time at work. If I'm talking to one of the paralegals that work for me or another guy working in the office I'm not going to "Okay then, bye bye now, have a great day, hope your mom's pussy wart gets better!" I've got shit to do.
>character walks into office
>everyone says good morning to him
Not sure if we should be blaming the writers for being so out of touch with reality or the actors for not knowing when to improv/method acting and actually read between the lines of the script.
>Character doesn't shit while he's in the shower and throw it into the trash and then get grounded by his mom when he misses and there's a huge brown stain on the wall
>>71532558
I miss my aus shepherd blue merle
>>71530795
>character doesn't stand up and turn around to face the toilet and wipe
>>71533062
>Character wipes
I don't think anons who post frogs on /tv/ are quality posters.
In fact, a lot of them seem to be new.
>>71533062
>I wipe my ass.
>>71533207
I've got Pepes that are older than you are, kid.
>character is American
>celebrates Easter
I don't think "recycled cliches" accompanied by a frog make for a decent thread.
I think they should be pruned for their low-effort and overall poor quality.
>>71533434
I think your two dads should have elected to dump the test tube they spit into to create you in the trash instead of letting your conception proceed.
>>71533530
I think this pithy rejoinder belongs on reddit.com
>>71531825
>60% white
