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>>71516865
Azor Jon
Reminder that Daenarys is set to fail.
>Dothraki: Savage, disobedient rapists in light armor who have never seen snow and are already hated by westerners, possibly vulnerable to disease, worse than useless at sea
>Unsullied: Foreign slave soldiers in light armor who have never seen snow, possibly vulnerable to disease
>Dornishmen: Somewhat foreign soldiers in light armor who have never seen snow, being led by the child-murdering women who killed the Martell family. Would Doran's bannermen support them?
>Reachmen: Obeying Olenna Redwyne, the illegitimate heir to the Reach. These are still her best soldiers in this scenario, just not as loyal as the unsullied
>Ironborn reavers who have pillaged Westeros since the dawn of time, now stripped of their age-old tradition
>Her inner circle consists of traitors and exiles
>She has no experience or skill to get people to follow her other than "muh dragons"
>Daenarys never expressed intelligence or planning, only ridiculous luck
>Tyrion will not work with Myrcella's killers
>Dragons bigger than hers have been killed with ballistae and FUCKING SPEARS
>Randyll will not work with Dothraki, he may as well name himself Warden of the South and unite the Reach and Stormlands with the North to defend against the threeway Targaryen, Greyjoy, and white walker invaders
Who is she up against?
>Euron Greyjoy, a competent naval commander who actually uses trickery and strategy in combat, who even in an extremely toned-down version could slay dragons
>Cersei Lannister, with wildfire
>Randyll Tarly, the best tactician in the world
>The former bannermen of Westeros who are not loyal to Cersei, Sneks, Olenna, etc
>The smallfolk of Westeros, their farms burned and their women raped
Daenarys is going to get shafted next season. Expect a dragon death and a crippled fleet at the very least. She's created an absurdly incompatible army led by traitors and pretenders and composed of foreigners and marauders.
>>71519553
>>71519553
> stronk female
> failing
laughingdungeonsanddragons.gif
>>71519553
Have they established any of her enemies at all? Cersei should already be hanged, euron is a joke, Tarly is archie bunker, and the bannermen and smallfolk haven't existed for seasons now.
>>71519551
>autism
>>71519545
Why did they look so cute bros?
;_;
>>71519545
>>71519637
>arya before the thottening
Reminder that you're a low testosterone faggot if you don't find Brienne attractive.
>>71519638
tfw jon was completely useless in the battle for winterfell and sansa could have just gone straight to littlefinger and his forces for help and it would have ended exactly the same way except jon wouldnt have gotten undeserved credit for it
Azor Preston
Why do people act as if Sansa is a Stark? she wed both a Lannister and a Bolton. As little sense as it does, she's technically not a Stark anymore, and has no more right for Winterfell than Jon does. You can't just marry for political purposes, then renounce your marriage to get your "birthright".
How come the kingdom isnt ultra fractured alredy? Its basically the crownlands who are under direct control of cersei vs all the otrher lords
cute
LEAKS CONFIRM SANSA WILL TRY TO POISON JON
LEAKS CONFIRM SANSA WILL TRY TO POISON JON
LEAKS CONFIRM SANSA WILL TRY TO POISON JON
LEAKS CONFIRM SANSA WILL TRY TO POISON JON
>>71519706
That is because the show fucking sucks.
>>71519720
Would you like to see a Lady Smirkheart instead of a lady Stoneheart?
>>71519706
HHAHAHAHAA HE DIDN'T GET ANY RESPONSES SO HE HAD TO POST IT AGAIN A HAHAHA HA EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS LOSER
>>71519599
>>71519730
is that for a movie?
>>71519691
>not tits
>fridge body
>no ass
Would not shame fap/10
>>71519553
>Dornishmen: Somewhat foreign soldiers in light armor who have never seen snow, being led by the child-murdering women who killed the Martell family. Would Doran's bannermen support them?
They already do support Ellaria you dumbass.
>Randyll will not work with Dothraki, he may as well name himself Warden of the South and unite the Reach and Stormlands with the North to defend against the threeway Targaryen, Greyjoy, and white walker invaders
Jon has a Wildling fucking army, 3000 more wildling old folk and children, and has a Wildling commander as a friend who eats among the other Lords and Ladies, Randyll wouldn't like that shit.
If he has a problem with Dothraki when they number 100,000, why would he side with Wildlings who he hates who now number in the thousands with less than a thousand actually capable of fighting? Might as well side with the winning team.
>>71519553
>>Randyll Tarly, the best tactician in the world
Can someone explain this meme to me
![screen-shot-2016-05-24-at-25300-pmpng[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fjXCgMJ.jpg "screen-shot-2016-05-24-at-25300-pmpng[1].jpg")
>>71519758
BIG COCK
>>71519756
kind of like jonautists who post the same copypasta in every thread?
>>71519798
>THEON HAS NO COCK
>YARA HAS NO COCK
>I HAVE A BIG COCK
Is this realpolitik?
>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71519756
prove me wrong.
>>71519691
Best girl.
>>71519553
>Unsullied possibly vulnerable to disease
That's really the only thing I think you're dead wrong about, as many of the cities in Essos are extremely densely populated and the slave industry brought individuals from all around the world.
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
>>71519553
>Dornishmen
>who have never seen snow
Doesn't the winter engulf all of Westeros?
They must have seen snow at some point.
>>71519745
>Talisa
>Peasant
The Maegyrs are one of the most powerful families in Volantis. Had Robb lived, he probably would have been allowed into Old Volantis.
It's too bad D&D never bothered to reference Talisa again, they could've had her father as Triarch or something.
>>71519756
>>71519817
>>71519848
>>71519869
>jonfags are this sensitive
>>71519553
Five GBP says Tyrion totally bitches out when he learns the sneks killed Myrcella and just lets it's go without seeking any kind of revenge other than a quip or two.
>>71519791
He was great but since all the other top 5 are dead (tywin, stannis, roose and jon arryn) hes now number 1.
>>71519551
>based
>>71519879
Not in Dorne, at least since the Long Night
>>71519691
>>71519553
Dany had a vision in which she meets with Drogo and their baby after she enters the Red Keep.
She's ded.
What is /got/ doing today?
Me, watching Dragonheart at my parents' house, shitposting. I love Dragonheart. If I didn't have to work tonight this would be comfy as fuck.
I'm gonna miss Smirkfu. I haven't mourned a character since Oberyn got his shit (and face) pushed in and Tywin took a superarrow to the clavicle.
So Nymeria will never be mentioned again, huh
>>71519691
I think she's alright, but you're a retard. She has no hips at all for her frame, wide hips is the primary "high test" meme feature. Being big or being fat by itself, is not a feature of it.
>>71519553
holy shit this delusion, maybe in the book you'd be correct if Dany ever gets to Westeros, but in the show? top kek
>Dothraki
>Unsullied
will not be shown to have any issues with the cold. Will also not rape because "the Queen said so"
>Dornishmen
>Reachmen
Again will just give her a huge army of infantry/cavalry. The show has written off pretty much all bannermen to Dorne and the Reach other than Tarly and possibly Hightower, so both lands are pretty much directly under Dany's control.
>Ironborn
Yara will be salt queen after killing Euron and destroying his fleet
Tyrion probably forgot Myrcella existed. Will not come up at all.
Dragons will not be killed unless its by Night's King/warged by Bran
Randyll Tarly will probably not show up again, at least not in any way not related to Sam stealing his sword.
Euron Greyjoy will be Quentyn'd and his fleet destroyed by Yara's
>The former bannermen of Westeros
have been pretty much written off the show besides Northern Bannermen and the Royces. Walder Frey is dead, probably won't see another Frey. They havn't shown a single Western bannerman other than House Clegane. Tarly is irrelevant and Dorne apparently has no other Lords. Stormlands has been completely forgotten as well.
>>71519850
>Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding
There, get fucking owned son. Drink in the defeat.
based preston
>>71519957
rolling
>>71519955
w e w pathetic response, thanks for trying though. feels good to know i was right
>>71519905
>stannis
>defeated by 20 good men
>roose
>killed by his mad dog of a son that every boy whore could see is up for some patricide
>jon arryn
>married a TULLY FUCKING SHIT, got cucked by littlefinger and poisoned by his wife
Yeah such great tacticians wew, much competition
>>71519957
>Melisandre as a sub
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
What did she mean by this?
>>71519553
>>Euron Greyjoy, a competent naval commander who actually uses trickery and strategy in combat, who even in an extremely toned-down version could slay dragons
too bad show euron has been characterized as a complete joke
>>71519957
roll
>>71519895
>le depressed dwarf smile
>tips goblet
>>71519957
Rolllllaaaaan
>>71519863
But what about westerosi disease? Westerosi pretty much stay in the same spot only sometimes going to the free cities. The Unsullied raised in Slavers Bay are way too far away for enough Westerosi travellers for disease to transfer and the ones Dany has are fresh from training they were raised in Astapor.
>>71519957
roll for maggie
also dubs
>>71520010
me on the left
>>71520017
building 1000 ships in like 6 months is a pretty big deal desu, not even book Euron could do that
>>71520021
YESSSS SANSA FACESITTING
>>71520025
>Salsa BDSM
i'm rock solid
Reminder that High Sparrow literally dindu nuffin.
Fuck Cersei.
>>71519962
salty cunt
>>71520010
What a slut
>>71519957
Rollor
>>71520046
fuck i get cucked
>>71519957
rollan
How do you go from this?
>>71519752
>Unella gets mad because of what happened with young queen
>berserk mode activated
>breaks free from fetters
>fights with Zombie like a wild animal
>destroys him
>smacks shoked Cersei
>goes to Septa's ruins
>mourns Margaery
>sacrifices herself to resurrect her
>>71520084
Except trying to enforce oppressive laws based on a false religion
>>71519984
I have millions of normies that agree with me, as well as the writers and the characters in the show. What do you have? A hand full of people in a general? It is customary to kneel when surrendering to a KING bitch, now kneel before the king in the north.
>>71520119
To this?
>>71520057
y-yeah he's a really big threat haha
>>71519957
rolling
>>71520124
I want Septa Unella to rape me
>>71519752
Anything to have smirkfu back
>>71519691
BEST WOMAN
>>71520128
>Oppressive laws
Degenerate detected. I bet you go to Littlefinger's brothels to get little boys, don't you?
>>71520010
Lad's loving it.
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_01.04.05_[2016.06.27_18.24.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WkGPBBW.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E10.HDTV.x264-FLEET.mkv_snapshot_01.04.05_[2016.06.27_18.24.59].jpg")
>salty fat tublard nerds sitting behind their computers criticizing successful, beautiful actresses for loving their bodies and expressing their sexuality like normal healthy human beings
no, let me be perfectly clear here: its you who has the problem
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
IF SER ARTHER DAYNE WAS SO HONORABLE
WHY WOULD HE NOT LET NED SEE HIS NEPHEW?
CHECKM8
>>71520128
>false
Every Lannister, including Cersei, accepts it as the true religion
>>71519957
rollololo
>>71520175
who are you quoting?
>>71520155
To this
>>71519957
For sashnah
>>71520119
S1 Loras actually looked really good. Making him cut his hair short was dumb and turning him into a one dimensional gay caricature was also dumb.
Bigger assassination than Jaime.
>>71520155
*record scratch*
>>71520175
What
>>71520124
She was in on the /Highgarden/ master plan all along
>>71520176
He wished him good fortune in the wars to come
>>71520155
It turns out being gay is a capital offense who knew. Was Renly being set up to be arrested for buggery as soon as he got to King's Landing???
>>71519957
rolling
>>71519957
nice
roll me
>>71519979
>Ygritte+any sex at will
I can definitely live with this
>>71519957
roll for Cersie
>>71520244
Kek
>>71520206
How was he ever a gay caricature?
>>71519957
34
>>71519869
>>71520010
Uncanny
>>71520244
fuck
Do you believe that Aegon = Blackfyre
or Varys = Blackfyre?
>>71520247
i got rolled
>>71519957
Ok
![gyU3RvV[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hsz3rKA.jpg "gyU3RvV[2].jpg")
>>71520271
i'm okay with this
>>71520266
>In the books
>Loves Renly
>Is so devastated by his death he joins a group of knights sworn to celebicy
In the shows he runs around fucking anything with a tight ass while being overtly obvious about it.
Randyll Tarly is a true alpha. How the fuck did Sam turn out to be such an omega male cuck?
>>71519957
ROLL
>>71520266
>Renly dies
>Better jump into bed with the next attractive twink I see and spill all my family's secretsbecause I'm a gay
>>71519957
rolling now
>>71520276
Aegon may as well be some lowborn Lyseni of Valyrian descent, Varys is probably another lowborn Lyseni. Varys's motivations are pretty simple.
>>71519957
gib Melly
>>71519691
my eyes
>>71520219
Of course she was, she would do anything for her sweet little queen.
>>71519957
Rollan
>>71519957
delete this
![2Na0h93zRMWmy8uxWNwV_Ep_3_Jon_Snow_Thumb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7r8nMwp.jpg "2Na0h93zRMWmy8uxWNwV_Ep_3_Jon_Snow_Thumb[2].jpg")
>>71520312
RIP in peace ;_;7
>>71519957
CERSEI PLS
>>71519957
0 or 4 pls
>>71520010
Hopefully she doesn't marry some thirsty beta fag.
>>71519744
>leaks
>a year before the season begins
>>71520057
Could book euron achieve great sucess thanks to a big cock?
>>71520010
Jonsa confirmed
reminder:
battle of the bastards still holding 10/10 on imdb
105k votes
the winds of winter still 10/10
70k votes
there are only 3 - 10.0 rated episodes on all of imdb
>>71520355
Unella's still alive I think
>>71520303
>>71520313
So a gay caricature is someone who fucks other people instead of grieving? I fail to see how the gay part is essential to this
>>71520358
Could you post Natalie_0001 pls?
>>71519926
Wat are the chances that Jaime will start intentionally sabotaging Cersei's rule?
Assuming that Edmure and his wife and son have already been sent to Casterly Rock, could Jaime just so happen to have the Lannisters send Edmure and his family back to the Riverlands, under the guise of hostage shit again, with a weak force that Jaime knows the Tullys or any of the rebelling Houses could easily beat to get their Lord back?
>>71519957
Now it rolls
>>71519895
>implying Tyrion isn't partially responsible for killing Myrcella by marrying her off to Dorne
>>71520424
Just check the archive, m'lad
>>71519691
>>71520456
I'm under the impression Cersei might try to send Jaime away again
>>71519957
Huh?
>>71519957
rolls
>>71520337
>Get a Reek Margaery
I'm fine with
>>71520274
How did they get away with this scene?
>>71520010
That's not even Sophie
>>71520355
>>71520422
What?
>>71519869
>starting next season Jon begins roaming the land and fucks any sorceresses and priestesses he finds
>fucks Dany into submission (she's used to it)
>fucks Meli and Kinvara at the same time, both screaming "R'hllor hungers" when Jon is inside them
>fucks Sansa while Littlefinger watches
>kills White Walkers for money
>plays card games in taverns
>drinks vodka with Berric and the Hound
>>71520456
not because he wuvs her pussi
>>71519758
Is Bronn the biggest lad of all time?
>>71520477
Why send away her lover?
She has nothing to really hide anymore.
>>71520274
How come no one tried to grope her?
>>71520423
A common stereotype of homosexuals in media is that they are hypersexual and desperate for sex at all times. The example here being Loras fucking that squire OC, while simultaneously sabotaging his own house due to his thirst for the cock.
So to see a character who in the books swore a vow of chastity after the death of his love turn into a stereotype is not very fun
>>71520414
>almost entire 5 season and 8 episodes from season 6 is garbage
>people get used to trash content over time but keep watching anyway
>something above average filled with shock factor content is released to appease the plebs and keep them watching the show
>WOW, ITS 10/10 THAT SEASON WAS AMAZING
>>71520483
This is just great
>>71520519
>W-What are you doing?!
>Killing monsters
What did Jon mean by this?
>>71520496
the slaves of slavers bay come from all parts of the known world but from a production stand point it made zero sense to fly in extras from all over the world for 1 scene so a couple blowhards like yourself wouldnt cry about it
tl;dr they used moroccan extras
>>71519957
Roll
>>71520456
Why would he need to sabotage anything?
He can oppose her openly.
Cersei has no real power.
With him out of the Kingsguard, he's the rightful lord of House Lannister.
>>71519957
roll
>>71520274
Looks like a gant turd.
>>71520551
>to appease the plebs and keep them watching the show
it's clearly all going to happen in roughly the same way in the books, especially the Wildfire explosion which was predicted years ago.
Would the Vale be a good place to be when the Walkers come?
Aside from the cold and the snow and shit, the wights would probably go through the bloody gate to try and attack, but if they just got a fair number of soldiers and a fair amount of wildfire, torches and lit arrows, they could keep the wights at bay and easily cut down on their number
>>71520551
Broken Man was a great episode
>>71520551
PAYNE?!??!
>>71520551
this is what butthurt stannis-fags actually believe
CRY MORE
>jon snow will kill sansa
>jaimie will kill Cersei
>Night King will kill Dany
>Euron will kill Yara
feminism of this show will finally be destroyed
>>71520578
>WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH?!
Jeez, Jon got very intense.
Seriously, is there anything Jaehaerys can't do?
>>71519551
>buttstuff
>>71520637
Ice dragons would fuck them
>>71519957
raww
>>71520607
There'll probably be some bullshit where the Lannister forces are more loyal to her now and even with her bullshit crowning, if only out of fear of her.
Why did R'hllor mislead Melly Sanders?
>>71520551
>unironically thinking that BoB and TwoW are bad
Davos
>hey melly, am okay with all your magic, can you bring back jon for me?
>why did you burn scale girl for magic? wtf i hate melly now!!
what did the onion knight mean by this?
>>71520682
Fuck his cousin Sansa
>>71520688
>implying ice dragons are real
Jon is the only true ice dragon.
>>71520625
The keyword is 'roughly'. The wildfire explosion will most likely wipe King's Landing off the map in Cersei's final 'fuck you to the world', rather than eliminate all of her enemies and easily win her the throne.
>>71520513
Unella's still alive, I think
>>71520688
>implying those exist in d&d's fanfici hate it too
>>71520697
He didn't.
It all led her to Jon.
![4b6f74f0-76fa-4521-96ba-4fce83b8f49c[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CV36hiH.jpg "4b6f74f0-76fa-4521-96ba-4fce83b8f49c[2].jpg")
>>71520682
why did the creator of this image add "You You You"?
>>71519545
Test
guys did you read my post about how feminism will be destroyed? >>71520665 you should read it to understand
>>71520682
He has no change against the best currently alive swordsmen
>>71520414
nice moustache there Sophie
>>71520665
>jon snow will kill sansa
Doubt it
>jaimie will kill Cersei
Definitely
>Night King will kill Dany
Maybe, it would be a heroic sacrifice though.
>Euron will kill Yara
Definitely
>>71520720
>Fuck his cousin Sansa
Jon is gonna cuck Littlefinger just like Ned did. It's going to be maximum pottery.
>>71520765
doubt that will happen, i hope so though.
>>71520709
The fuck was that anyway?
How did he suddenly get the idea to do that?
How would he know such an ritual could even possibly exists?
And why was Jon's life so extremely important to him while he barely cared about Stannis' fate?
>>71520709
>This woman is evil! She's the mother of demons! She will destroy us all!
>I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me miracles do exist.
Davos why
>>71520765
I don't give a shit, sorry.
>>71520665
I want yara to die
her reaction to losing fair and square and calling euron "usurper" triggers me
>>71520767
But that would be the Hound. Brienne only won (barely btw) because he was sick of an infection.
Which one /got/?
have D&D given an interviews confirming GRRM told them about cersei blowing up the sept?
>>71520843
Rose
name few characters universally liked by both reddit and 4chan
>>71520843
Yes
>>71520817
But he did kill Balon to take his place.
I'd call him an usurper too.
>>71520843
>that fatceps on Emilia
Well, I've always been partial to redheads.
>>71520817
>Loses fair and square
>Manages to steal the fleet
Are Ironborn ships controlled by A.I.? How did she manage to lose when she had enough men to steal all the ships?
>>71520867
Stannis and Jon
>>71520867
It would be nice if we could stop talking about reddit
>>71520843
I legitimately wouldn't be able to decide.
>>71520843
SPEARWIFE 4 LIFE
How long until Jon and Sansa have dirty sex?
>>71520843
ygritte, easy
>>71520867
Bearloli Bobby B and Stannis
>>71520867
bronn
>>71520867
>>71520843
I don't like Ygritte's jaw.
>>71520859
yes
>>71520873
Balon let poor Theon be tortured and mutilated and how was Euron repaid for avenging Theon? They betrayed him after he fairly won the throne, stole his ships, and threatened to kill him.
Show Euron seems like a pretty cool guy, he hasn't done anything evil yet.
>>71520911
This one always gets me.
>tfw no british slag gf
>>71520859
no in fact they almost imply it was their own idea
>we have to play with the pieces on the board
>>71520519
Geralt doesnt kill Dragons.
>>71520971
Well, he did cut the tongues of 50 guys out because he needed edge
>>71520917
Would Sansa really marry and fuck Jon just to become Queen in the North?
>>71519758
do normal men act like this seems super gay.
>>71520983
You probably wouldn't be able to understand her half the time. I'm from London and I can barely understand northerners.
>>71521023
More gay than fucking your handmaid?
They added it because >>71520759 (You) (You), Brad.
>>71521012
this scene was long time ago, average show-watcher probably no longer remembers who the fuck is Euron
>>71520422
I am afraid you are right. How do you think, in what series she will die?
>>71521019
Rather than marrying CIA yes.
>>71521023
yes
>>71520911
>piss flaps
>>71520867
Theon
>>71519991
None of these are argument, kike shill
>tfw no sweet robin x danny empire
>>71521064
But would she become Lady Targaryen or stay Lady Stark?
>>71520957
I dont like dany's fatceps
>>71521053
damn, pottery.
>>71521009
>>71519545
We simplify a characters motivation using
> Muh
> Muh Ginger Minge
>>71521099
Jon will probably want to keep his Stark last name.
![G1SE5zNj_yoQ.840x0.Vdef9Kkm[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h2HP7dR.jpg "G1SE5zNj_yoQ.840x0.Vdef9Kkm[2].jpg")
>>71521116
>killing saskia
evil bastard
>>71521028
That's fine, women always talk too much anyway.
>>71521099
Either way she would be queen. not lady.
>>71521131
>Muh vintage
Guess who
>>71519928
She clearly had a strong and subtle plan to defeat the high Sparrow and ascend back into the powerful position that she has always wanted, and now we will never see it play out.
>>71521073
It's what the girls call 'em round these parts.
>>71520843
Dany was so cute ;-;
>>71521097
I wonder
What are chances (assuming he wont die) that sweet robin won't grow into power abusing throwing everyone into moon door psychopath?
>>71521116
>implying game images are real
Read Sword of Destiny: Bounds of Reason.
Just looking at Sansa's reaction when Lord Manderly says Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding is hilarious.
You can see the pain and darkness wash over her
>>71521193
The only great house that might survive the show is the Starks. They are slaughtering the rest like cattle.
>>71520637
The Eyrie would eventually starve to death under siege
>>71521009
pretty sure I stabbed one in the head during the second game
>>71521223the games are better than the books
>>71520867
Maester Luwin
Lolibear
Bobby B
Barristan
Ned
