BRAVO TARZAN
BRAVO YATES
>Like John Carter and The Lone Ranger before it, this movie packs in so much generic derring-do that there's little time to focus on what made the character so memorable in the first place.
>As Tarzan, Alexander Skarsgard has a torso that looks like it was sculpted out of marble; too bad his performance is just as stony, even when embracing Margot Robbie's Jane.
>A disagreeable effort, made more so by turning Margot Robbie into a full-time hostage.
>A dreamy looking film filled with fear -- of offending someone, of disappointing audience expectations, of failure.
But could a man fight a gorilla?
What did he mean by this?
>>71437254
>waaaaaa tarzan is racist
seriously america?
>>71436880
This movie actually looks pretty decent judging by the trailers.
>Christoph Waltz
>Gorrillas wrecking shite
>Some cool fight scenes
Not a fan of the actor they chose for Tarzan but I'd def give this movie a shot.
What a complete fucking hack.
The guy doesn't even have a visual style outside of HUR DUR TELL THE CINEMATOGRAPHY TO WASH EVERY SLIVER OF COLOR OUT TO ENSURE THE MOVIE IS AS JOYLESS AND LIFELESS AS POSSIBLE
>This film was always going to be inherently problematic. If the studio spoke to any 13-year-olds, they would discover that there’s hardly an itch for a Tarzan film, even if it’s that most shimmering jewel: a dormant intellectual property everyone has heard of. The producers have bent over backwards to mitigate unease as much as possible, and not only by keeping Samuel L Jackson in every other scene so we can say: “Well, if he thinks this isn’t racist, it must not be.”
>>71437254
>great white savior
>>71437254
>white savior
>>71437254
>shilling for Disney inside of a review for another movie
jesus
>>71437436
The reviewer believes it's racist. Therefor it is
>>71437254
>white savior
>literally the story of Tarzan
lol fucking leftists
I got a free movie ticket n a coke-a-cola box. The Neon Demon wasn't playing anywhere near me so i'm seeing this tonight.
>>71437604
This is literally the stupidest post I ever eve read. Think about what you just typed anon.
>>71436880
ahh now I see why the critics are hating and not praising it
>>71437866
Their version of Jungle Book is going to get totally shat on, just watch.
>>71437254
What the fuck did he think Tarzan was about? It was written during a time when Africans still resembled something out of the 5th century BC. And that's not racism talking, that was just the scientific thoughts of the day.
>>71437254
I like how this reviewer is literally saying he doesn't like the movie cause the main good guy is white.
you white faggots deserve to get racemixed into shit
I guess I'm seeing The BFG this weekend instead. Shame.
>>71438076
t. The aforementioned shit
>>71437866
Because Warner Bros. sucks.
Even an anon who works for them said Tarzan is a bad movie, mainly because Yates wasn't able to finish it because WB wanted him to direct Fantastic Beasts around the same time.
>>71438171
Nope. Us Asians are pure blooded as shit. We don't fall for your jewey "racemix or you are racist" propaganda.
White guilt is for you beta white faggots.
It's time for a black gay Tarzan
---America 2016
>>71438565
>We don't fall for your jewey "racemix or you are racist" propaganda.
>White guilt is for you beta white faggots.
true.
White guilt = extremely effective social manipulation. This affliction does seem to be limited to whites... hell the japs raped the Chinks and they're successful as shit & apologize for nothing.
Amazing what social manipulation & guilt can do to a society.
>>71438565
>Us Asians
Couldn't get past that part, my slant eyed man. Here's your (You)
>>71438622
It's time for a black gay everything
I for one, am all in for a black gay Tarazan and the same I'm all in for a black gay Batman. Sick and tired of the generic straight white male. In 15 years it will be abnormal to be straight and white. Studios should be on the right side of history and get with the times.
>>71438565
>Nope. Us Asians are pure blooded as shit. We don't fall for your jewey "racemix or you are racist" propaganda.
I'd rather be half nigger than full chink. pretty sure 90% of americans would agree.
>RT
>2016
>critics
>2016
ill see it an make up my own mind
>>71438650
On the other hand there are all those young Japanese who protested against Abe's amendments to the constitution to remilitarize
>>71438622
>>71438683
stop samefagging, it wasn't clever or interesting the first time.
Nobody likes your shit.
>>71438718
What a novel idea.
>>71438711
At least the chinks, despite their social retardation, aren't niggers
>>71438565
>cocky nip trying to lecture about beta qualities
>>71438683
>not including Asians in major roles
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE why does Hollywood keep giving blacks main roles and not Asians?
>>71438711
I'm jap. I'd probably also choose half black over being Chinese... lol
Hell, being half black gets you tons of free shit and opportunities in 'merica. Not a bad life.
>>71437382
Triggered as fuck because of 'critics' like these >>71437436 lmao
>>71437382
>Nolanfags btfo
>>71438777
>Asians weren't impressed for years and years by whites
>Asians aren't constantly the subject of ridicule and racism here in American
>Asians aren't killed by police for being Asian
>Asians aren't arrested for being Asian
>Asians aren't sentenced to prison for being Asian
It's time to give back to the people who essentially built this country. The African Americans.
>>71436880
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to do a grim dark version of Tarzan in the first place?
>>71438879
>>Asians weren't impressed for years and years by whites
>>Asians aren't constantly the subject of ridicule and racism here in American
>>Asians aren't killed by police for being Asian
>>Asians aren't arrested for being Asian
>>Asians aren't sentenced to prison for being Asian
LOOK AT ME!
I LIKE TO SHOW OFF MY IGNORANCE TO THE WORLD!!
>>71438852
Is that the Principle from Saved by the Bell??
As a black guy, why would I pay to see some white saviour shit like this? It's borderline insulting.
>>71438957
>who the fuck thought it was a good idea to do a grim dark version of Tarzan in the first place?
White boi raised in TreeDetroit by a bunch of apes tries to learn manners and how to behave like a real human.
Yeah... that will go over real well as a family movie.
>>71439001
Its david yates the guy who is about to surpass nolan as the fifth highest grossing director, with half the films and not look back
>>71436880
>Tarzan gets clotheslined by a gorilla
>doesn't instantly get his neck shattered
>somehow ends up winning
Bravo indeed
Not even the plebs fell for that one
>>71439019
As a white guy, nobody gives a shit what you find insulting.
Don't watch the fucking movie and go cry to somebody who gives a shit.
>>71438957
The book took it's self seriously in the first place.
>>71439032
>grim dark
Kill yourself you regurgitating little chick.
>>71438565
>it's a chink calls someone else a beta episode
>>71439032
>TreeDetroit
topkek
>>71439078
Obviously all these critics give a shit seeing as they are backing up my claims in agreement. Go cry somewhere else white boi.
>>71439063
>tarzan should be real
>TARZAN REAL
Did anyone have any hope for this anyway?
Wow. What a surprisingly great film.
Great performances from supporting cast members Margot Robbie (rocking a redhairdo) and Samuel L Jackson as real life figure George Washington Williams (who has, obviously, been fictionalized)
What mad this a real treat was how original it felt. Sure, it's a "Tarzan" movie - we've seen a million of them but this one is different
it's not another origin story... It's it's own and I give director
David Yates and the screenwriter a lot of credit for creativity.
Characters are underwhelming and Skarsgaard wouldn't have been my first choice for the role but this was a pretty enjoyable movie with some stunning action sequences and cinematography.
See it. 8/10
>>71439078
>As a white guy,
Top KEK
or should I say KUK
>>71439157
David please
>>71439157
vs......
>>71437254
>>71437436
MUH SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS
>>71438974
Asians are the most beta race and their eyes don't let them act plus people will always think they have tiny dicks, that's your answer chink
>>71439202
Thats the top review on imdb, i just wanted to see another opinion. it has 19/25 likes.
the only thing I'm getting out of this thread is:
Would you rather be:
1) A full, pure blooded Chink?
2) A half nigger half white 'merican mongoloid?
I'm going with chink... math skills can make me bank and chink women are submissive as hell
>>71439115
I see you're one of the 18% that liked it
You should feel very proud of yourself
>>71438008
Don't disrespect the 5th Century BC, the Mediterranean, Middle Eastern, and Asian civilizations were doing pretty well back then. More like 30th century BC.
>>71438729
FOUND THE REDDITOR
>>71439271
>percentagecuck
>hasnt even seen it
>>71439267
I'd rather be a mix of every fucking race on earth except for nigger, just so I can keep laughing at dumb nigger antics.
The whole thing feels almost endearingly old-fashioned in plot and execution, despite a few winky nods to more modern ideas.
Full Review… | June 29, 2016
Leah Greenblatt
Entertainment Weekly
ok... seems levelheaded
'At last, a Hollywood reimagining with a point.'
Hmm is this something most critics cant even recognize?
>'Who knew that Tarzan and Jane once again could become the screen duo of the year? '
>>71439115
is this an animated "film"? No.
>>71437254
>>71437436
The ignorance and entitlement on this comment section is on different level lol the people that complain about PC culture are always the ones easily offended lol
>>71439472
>that matters
every live action film is real
FILMS ARE REAL
>>71439322
>actually found a guy who likes it
>not even the pleb filled voting system that is online movie ratings agrees with him
Taking a break from capeshit today shit for brains?
>>71439552
Are you implying the media isnt 100% worthless and therefore movie critics are as well
>>71437254
>Watch the animated Disney™ "Tarzan" instead
*hyperlinks to itunes movies and amazon*
Are people so fucking retarded that they don't see critics are paid off to shit on every blockbuster that isn't Disney?
>it's a Tarzan gets cucked again, episode
>>71439579
>frogposter
>rt cuck
>film critics connoisseur
nice bait faggot
>>71439560
some stuff can only be accepted on animation
a rat that becomes a little chef who controls a horny teen bu pulling his pubes would be too ridiculous for a live action film. If Tarzan is played by an actor it should be more realistic
>>71439642
>tarzan
>more realistic
Its a tarzan move why would it be realistic you fuckng ape
>>71439673
do you know that feral children raised by animals is something that actually happened? why not work a character driven film centered on that concept instead of LOL LE FLYING MAN WRESSLING MONKEYS IN THE TREES WHILE CARRING AROUND HIS SUPER SEXY GIRLFRIEND
>>71439613
Just from looking at her, what do you think Margot Robbie pussy smells like?
>>71439625
Go spend your money on it then
And don't forget to order the special edition Legend of Tarzan uncut blu-ray DVD with director commentary and never before footage, numbnuts
So how how many illiterate, uneducated SJWs though that Tarzan was supposed to be played by a non-white guy?
>>71436880
>$200m production budget
>$100m+ advertising
Who greenlit this?
>>71439799
salty coins and milk.
>>71439853
why make a movie about a white saviour character in the first place? Same with the Frozen defensors, "it's based on european floklore, don't you read books and stuff?" Well how about dropping that eurocentrism for a bit and explore the world, isn't adventure what movies are about?
>>71439806
>still frog-posting
>absolute cancer
thanks
>>71436880
>>71437193
>>71437254
>another movie I will have no idea how good it actually will be because reviewers are SJWs
for fucks sake.
>>71439935
its 2016
>>71439935
The trailers are terrible
Movie about a fucking cishet white male saviour type gets bad reviews!
News at 11.
>>71440120
Ive seen much much worse senpai
>>71439935
how about watching the thing, and being your own personal critic?
>>71439912
>all vaginas smell the same
Spotted the virgin
>>71440403
woah woah this is TV
home of ROTTEN TOMATOES
>>71440403
The whole point of reviews is to screen out bad movies to save you time from watching them.
Called it
>>71440494
>year of our lord 2000+16
>being this new
>>71440549
where the fuck have you been the last 10 years? the media is absolutely garbage. why do you actually hold critics to a high regard? they arent special look at their 'reviews'
>>71439935
Yeah, real redpill films like Tarzan the Legend Continues, Independence Day 2 and Captain America always get a raw deal
SJW's need to go
>>71438565
>tfw have Chink GF
>"We don't fall for your jewey "racemix or you are racist" propaganda."
loving every laugh
>>71440603
>implying this isnt just sad and proves the point that numbers dont matter
>>71439853
Its funny that liberals are turning into the ignorant rednecks they make fun of...
Is there anything where liberals won't just make knee jerk reactions and cry racism at the drop of a fedora?
>>71439914
There are a million shitskin characters in literature.
Why do shitskins feel like they have to play a white character to be VALIDATED in the world?
Shit on your own characters & creations, but worship white fictional characters and wish you could be them.
Fucking shitskins desperate to be white so badly its downright embarrassing.
>>71440494
get out of the house, your mom and aunt are all busted in the coot, find some fresh ones
>>71440905
>There are a million shitskin characters in literature.
>Why do shitskins feel like they have to play a white character to be VALIDATED in the world?
Why?
>Fucking shitskins desperate to be white so badly its downright embarrassing.
You answered your own question there buddy.
White envy.
>>71440796
>knee jerk reactions
He's got buzzwords all day-everyday
>>71440995
> knee jerk reaction
> buzzword
Haven't done much reading in your life have you?
:readingishard:
>it's an uppity plebs disrespect their betters episode
I wish you guys would just be a little nicer to your superiors. They know what is best for you, they really do, or else they wouldn't have been hired
>>71440905
Simple. Blacks only feel like they have value when a white man tells them so.
Thats why niggers shit all over their BET awards and will sell their nigger souls for a white man's Oscar.
>>71441056
>doesn't think "knee jerk reaction" is a buzzword
>he uses it everyday to appose the dreaded
"sjw's"
>>71440905
>Why do shitskins feel like they have to play a white character to be VALIDATED in the world?
>Fucking shitskins desperate to be white so badly its downright embarrassing.
let this sink in for a while...
It will tell you all you need to know about niggers and their self esteem/self respect.
Its like niggers admitting their own inferiority and crave the white man's Award to have some self respect.
I always thought It was weird how all these minorities are supposed to be so proud of their heritage, yet every one of these shitskin actors begs hollywood to play white characters.
Why do shitskins hate themselves?
>>71441101
>Thats why niggers shit all over their BET awards and will sell their nigger souls for a white man's Oscar.
You talking bout Will Smith? Wasn't that nigger happy as shit when he got white mans Oscar for Ali?
lol
Now that he's not nominated, the oscars become "waicist"
Niggers begging for white validation is fucking top comedy.
Did they remake this scene?
Tarzan has always been a white boy in all the lit you ignorant faggots.
>>71437254
Honestly what did he mean by Tarzan as celebrity?
>>71436880
If Jane had been black, this would have a 70% rating on RT and you know it.
>>71437254
>Great White Savior
Wow. IGN stretched that a little thin. So if Tarzan was black this wouldn't even be an issue? It's simply a good man saving innocent people.
> Ape Visual Effects
Yeah. How was this even allowed in a post-Planet of the Apes reboot world?
>>71437193
> Margot Robbie's Jane
You have my attention.
>>71439892
Another flop/under-performer for 2016. We're on a roll.
>>71441469
The backlash to including that in a modern film would be interesting to watch.
>>71436880
>movie gets bad reviews
>"Haha, eat shit cucks. Looks like critics have confirmed this movie is total pleb fodder."
>movie gets good reviews
>"Fuck you critic shills. Why do they always rate bad movies so highly?"
Bravo /tv/.
>>71440905
>There are a million shitskin characters in literature.
>Why do shitskins feel like they have to play a white character to be VALIDATED in the world?
settle down now
Asians, chinks, japs don't give a shit cuz we have our own shit going for us and pump out 200 movies a year out of HK and tokyo.
Its only the people who can't do shit for themselves that are desperate to play white roles & be accepted by white audiences.
pls don't lump us in with Niggers.
k thanks
>>71441469
SAUCE. NOW. PLOX.
>>71442131
>chinks don't give a shit
>literally pay thousands of dollars to look like white people
Yeah your almost worse my yellow friend
>>71438718
I usually make sure a product is worth my money before I spend any on it.
>>71441742
Honestly if you did make Tarzan black people would be crying racism even further
Bunch of apes with a wild black man in the jungle
>>71442215
Tarzan 1981
Why tho
>>71437254
>Great White Savior
>>71442519
Cheap as chips I imagine
>>71441938
>he likes margot robbie
>>71442109
>>71442378
>caring about critics
Tv showed its hand and they are bluffing
>>71442378
>critics
>2010+6
>mfw this will be 100 times better than skull island
>>71443426
Spending your cash on shit films
>>71444136
>implying I dont only go to the cinema a few times a year
>implying i dont sift through the shit easily
>>71436880
Listen up cracka, Tarzan is by far the best movie that humanity has managed to create. The cinematography, screenwriting, acting, directing, custome design, the locations and the production make it a unique and unremarkable movie that people centuries ahead of us will still watch and appreciate. Now go back and shitpost your little capeshit threads and GoT generals, and let the grown ups talk about real kinotography.
23% isnt that bad
>>71445874
>sluggish pace
Means the film breathes and doesnt have enough quips
>>71440638
There are Billions of chinks and your gf is one of the millions of their thrash that they send to the West to pruduce hapa betas. 99% of the women living in China wouldn't do such a thing.
>>71442378
Or, you can just go and see movies that sound interesting/have interesting actors or directors. Or get a better salary
>>71437254
it means black people are the only ones allowed to jump from trees.
when white people do it, it's cultural appropriation.
