>Delusional actor thread
>>62997813
didn't he lie about being able to speak like 4 languages and being made an honorary marine or something?
>>62997851
Hes a professional douchebag. Jessie Ventura should have stomped his shit in. Every celeb who knows him thinks he's a dick.
>On October 22, 2010, Quaid and his wife sought protection under the Canadian Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, after being arrested in the Kerrisdale neighborhood of Vancouver.[28] Subsequently, they applied for refugee status on the grounds that they fear for their lives in the United States, claiming that numerous actors have died under mysterious circumstances committed by the "Hollywood star whackers".[29] The "star whackers" theory has attracted the interest of film industry critics and gossips,[40] as well as conspiracy theorists who propose that the "whackers" are responsible for the deaths of other Hollywood workers such as Philip Seymour Hoffman and David Carradine.[41]
>Quaid had been living in Montreal since 2013 under immigration detention in Laval, Quebec[42] until his conditional release by the Immigration and Refugee Board on October 8, 2015 under the condition that he return to the US within two weeks.[43] The next day, Quaid was taken into custody by U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents in Vermont at the Highgate Springs port of entry while trying to cross into the United States from Canada.[44] On October 15, Quaid was released into Vermont without conditions, though still subject to arrest should he travel to another state.[45]
>>62997851
i worked with a guy who used to be in the navy or marines, i think navy. He said steven seagal came to where he was stationed once with his wife at the time Kelly Le Brock. He claims steven saw him checking out kelly and stared him down as they walked by, but i dunno if that parts true. He didn't know why steven was there but its the only celebrity the guy had ever seen irl and he brought it up all the fucking time kek
>>62997875
But Jesse Ventura's crazy too.
>>62997961
>Randy Quaid
>not redpilled as fuck and trying to warn us about Hollywood jews
He's the Stallman of the Entertainment Industry
>>62997851
It's even the simple stuff he lies about
>claims to be Italian mobster
>"His mother was of English, German, and Dutch ancestry and his father was Jewish (the son of emigrants from Russia)"
Oh and there was that time he sharted himself while trying to get out of a headlock and passed out.
>Suddenly Tarantino's 3:17 doesn't seem anywhere near as emabressing
>>62997813
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>62997979
You take that back..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tujuz0ewTzo
tred music
>>62998005
>tranny's last name is cox
>>62998005
gg Jews
He's also a truther.
>>62997813
Real life story - back around 2008, he was living in a suburb of Memphis. I live in the same town, and he would routinely dine at a high end italian place in the old town square. This city has less than 50k people and is in the deep south, so when someone like him walks in the room, he gets a lot of stares. It's especially compounded by the ridiculous getups he wears in public - Chinese Tang dyanasty style clothes with Native American jewellery and hair pieces. Anyway, one night I was in the place and he was at a table against the wall. I suppose he got tired of everyone being surprised about him being there or maybe he was self conscious about his appearance, but he just bolted up in a rage out of now where, out his fist through the wall, and stormed out.
A server told me he was back again the next week.
>>62997813
97% of actors are delusional because that's how many I'd guess are liberal.
>>62998024
That scene made me feel really sorry for Segal.
I'm the victim here!
>>62998074
that's just self righteous normie behavior, hardly crazy
>>62998074
>The Hulk is a feminst faggot
The ironing is delicious. Can you imagine how awkward it must be on the Avengers set?
>Hemsworth, Evans, Downey and Renner bro'ing it up
>Johansson, Jackson, Cheadle, Mackie and Mark hanging around the Reddit AMA laptop, discussing Tumblr, muh racism, and free bleeding
in all of these 'crazy' actors I see a person who has lived a lie long enough that they don't know what else to do. They are conscious of their own delusion. They have moments, maybe long ones, of lucidity. It's sad to see.
>>62998237
>downey
>bro'ing it up with renner and evans
The fuck kind of revisionist bullshit is this?
>>62998131
>that twitter post he did after the Paris attacks
>>62998253
what else is there to do, really.
>>62997993
Its so smooth how he slid the gay rumors into his remark without seeming like a bigot. Truly, Steven Seagal is a man with a silver tongue.
>>62998306
What was it?
>>62998237
But Evans is a total lib.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
>>62997979
But the cool kind of crazy.
>>62998402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uTO31B1R2c
does Robert Patrick have the best run in Hollywood?
>>62998386
It's probably because Evans' brother is gay. (The masculinity went all into Chris and when Scott was born... Zilch)
NEGAN
>>62998386
>decide to google search that tweet
>first article that comes up is from some site called queerty
>mfw reading it
>>62997969
>young kelly
>>62997993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14&hd
If they weren't a tad delusional they'd never pick show business as a career choice.
It's the one percent that makes a living out of it, and those who become rich and famous are like one in the million.
You have to be a little delusional to ignore these odds.
>>62998622
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2bAqk9PLw
>>62998074
He's right though. If you're not a feminist by the original definition (i.e. supporting gender equality), then you're a bigoted asshole.
>>62998386
Any sane person dislikes Ben "disnformation agent" Shapiro
>>62998855
Should be changed into Egalitarian.
>>62998855
But the people he's sperging at aren't against the original definition of feminism. No one today is unironically against the rights that woman have and not considered retarded. The people who post "im not a feminist because" are parodying modern feminism tropes perpetuated by retards with victim complexes that have stolen the word "feminism" and use it as an excuse to play the victim either for shit that has never happened to them in their lifetime or shit that has nothing to do with original femisism like anita sarkeesian. He had that speech bottled up inside him and was looking for any excuse to type it out and look like some white knight hero, but ended up just sounding like a bitter angry tard rambling at people who already agree with the views he was expressing
>>62998855
that's not an original definition dummy, that's a revisionist label
feminism is just a social and ideological movement, saying that feminism represents a transcendent support of gender equality is tantamount to saying if you like workers rights you're a communist
i hope this meme dies
>>62998032
Nice trollface Emma!
>>62998074
He is the reason why I hate the Avengers. Edward Norton is the best Bruce Banner.
>>62998050
Putin can wreck Seagal's shit in no time.
Not even baiting.
>>62998386
Saphiro is such a jew.
I'm on Evan's side. Speaking one's mind and getting behind an oppinion is miles better than what Ben the Cockgoblin is doing.
>>62998074
>I can vote because a woman was in jail with a feeding tube down her throat 100 years ago
What the fuck is this retard talking about?
>>62998237
>Johansson
>not redpilled
>>62998131
Lol
>>62999439
EN is very underated. I loved him in Red Dragon.
>>62997813
>One day an executive walked into Seagal's trailer and found Hollywood's reigning manly man... weeping. 'Oh, I'm reading this script,' Seagal explained, still misty. 'It's the most incredible script I've ever read.'
>'That's fantastic,' the executive said, 'Who wrote it?'
>Seagal didn't miss a beat. 'I did,' he replied."
>>62999439
Norton liked the character and tried to give his input on the plot, but it wasn't exciting enough for the studios, so he got pushed out for Avengers.
Personally, Norton's Incredible Hulk is one of my favorite Marvel's, up there with First Avenger.
>>62998855
equality and egalitarianism is for delusional gays
>>62998855
being a feminist is defined not by what the feminist movement represented 40+ years ago but by what the feminist movement represents today, and if you look at middle of the road, contemporary feminism nowadays as exemplified by mainstream outlets like rollingstone, mtv, xojane, huffington post, everyday feminism and the guardian, you can see that what feminism actually means nowadays is insanity ( a sincere belief that rapists rape because no one told them it was evil) or pitiful quibbling (outrage that videogames don't feature more strong female characters).
whats going on with his hairline?
>>62997993
All in all, I think cruise the bruise will absolutely destroy him 1vs1. Was there a story when the other pro douche of holkywood, van damme, wanted to kick the shit out of him and he just bailed the fuck out of the bar or something?
>>63001659
Norton hated doing the PR for it
didn't he walk out on some talk show? or in a skit on one starting saying how much he hated doing that?
>>63001805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8
>>63001778
you're confusing the commoditizing of an ideology with the ideology itself. Clickbait articles written by magazines that are seeking to craft and control their demos are nothing new, look at Disney with the kid-targeting individualism/exceptional-ism 'you deserve rewards for not being superficially bad or cartoonishly villainous', the brand loyalty that created is ridiculous and also contributed to obesity and cancer rates in children. More mouse shaped snacks and Disney vacation packages for kids screaming to go to a magical wonderland that really only exists to fleece the parents, who in turn love being fleeced because of the good feeling they felt when they were kids watching shit Emersonian propaganda cartoons.
Brands try to tell their audiences how to think, and to think with impulsively emotional pre-packaged axioms that overwhelmingly advocate for more consumption. Feminist articles have defined feminism with a wishy-washy ignorant but zealous support for women in all presumable cases and scenarios which appeals to people who desperately want a 'one solution to all problems' approach to reality. It has nothing to do with actual feminism which has many branching political thoughts extreme and moderate and started in Existentialism.
>>62998359
this
>>63001949
but even one of the more vocal and visible feminists Anita Sarkesian actually has a real political agenda that isn't only about selling shit or creating a demo. She pushes Bell Hook's communist ideologies. But these ideas are overlooked because the media that touts her has their own agenda.
>>63001990
heh, I guess ben affleck is part of some legal authority i'm not aware of. Is he gunna dress up as batman and arrest people who insult Muhammad?
>>63002063
I made a image about that
>>62999439
Norton was a shit Banner and his movie was 2 hours of badly rendered cgi objects exploding.
Bana was a better Bruce.
>>62998131
i dont get it, what is he trying to say?
>>62998237
Anthony Mackie is a bro. Tumblr hates him just because he said Black Panther didn't need a black director and they should hire whoever was best for the job
You can probably add Chris Pratt as well. He's a gun nut and devout Christian.
>>62998282
Downey is a republican
>>63001590
I've heard like 5 people tell this story
Thinks the Moon landings were fake and knows jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>>62998839
Was about to post based Cruise too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOi9hHjmYq4&ab_channel=Movieclips
>>63002710
I thought Downey was a republican, but he's listed as having donated to Obama in 2008 and 2012.
>>62998881
>>63000603
>siding with gays over based Shapiro in 2015
>>62998024
people who support me...
>>62997993
He would have just insisted on killing everyone with his bare hands and saving Japan the Americans.
>>62998855
but the sexes arent inherently equal, even biologically.
delusional c.uck.
Do you even know how amazing this man is?
>world class champion of Aikido
>world class champion of karate
>former advisor for CIA
>former treasure hunter
>friend with many former KGB who took advice from him
>defeated an entire NY mobster family which name can't be told
>fought Yakuza
>write amazing movies, music, superb actor
>according to him he's half black, half italian, half irish, half dominican, half brazilian
>he always have a word of wisdom for everyone
Seriously, Steven Seagal is not the greatest man ever lived because we already had Jesus, but he's bronze medal for sure.
>>62998282
How new are you? Go back to reddit or lurk more before you post, faggot.
steven seagull is that one kid from school who always wore flashy shirts and a hat and a necklace with a ying yang on it and would always bring all of his cool favorite toys to school to show them off to all the kids and would use them as a way to try and make friends but all the kids would end up just 'borrowing' all his toys and never give them back and would never hang out with him on the playground after that but would still come to his birthday party because the spread was always good since his dad had a good job and his mom always made bomb ass cupcakes but whenever steven wanted to pick a party game for everyone to play no one would listen and would just hang out on his cool swing set in the back while steven just played with his cool new toys inside. alone.
and then this carried over to his high school years and he still had that enthusiasm towards ninjas and karate and all of that, even took a few classes here and there but kids at school switched from using him for his toys and cupcakes to just flat out insults and bullying. steven tried to literally fight back one or two times using his karate moves he learned from watching way of the dragon a million times and in doing so got his ass kicked. the bullying continued and after that steven responded the only way he could think of, by lying and telling stories of how his dad was a secret agent trained in 15 different martial arts, had 20 guns, and 50 various swords/knifes/nunchucks hidden around their house and how he could come and nunchuck them to death if steven asked him. even though his dad was becoming less and less involved with his life because he figured that by this time steven would have dropped the whole ninjas thing and start becoming interested in girls instead.
and so basically he ends up taking one karate class and thinks he knows everything theres is. fuck comment too long and i dont want to write anymore
>>62998855
Women shouldn't be allowed to vote
>>63001807
>But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini. Who would win? I have to say I believe Van Damme was just too strong and Seagal wanted no part of it. That’s just my opinion.
>>63006825
Vastly underrated post
I'm going to save this as pasta
>>62998020
underrated af
>>62997992
>Oh and there was that time he sharted himself while trying to get out of a headlock and passed out.
More details on this
>>63001935
>no red hair color
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>63007009
Don't worry, votes don't actually matter.
>>63006825
Good new meme
>>62997813
I heard he legit beat up John Leguizamo on the set of Executive Decision.
"How can it equal one? If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told its two, and that cannot be."
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/terrence-howard-thinks-1x1-2-has-a-secret-system-called-terryology-and-spends-17-hours-a-day-making-10502365.html
>>62998131
What the fuck is he trying to say!?
>>63001805
Come on, let me jerk you off!
>>63007934
Yeah Leguizamo confirmed, Stegal came on the set of some straight to Netflix B movie featuring Danny Trejo harping about being the boss when on set. John Leguizamo laughed and Segal immediately punched or kicked him into a wall.
>>63007970
It's because Terry is not smart and when he does multiplications he imagines in his head that he has two figures that are waving at him and say they each represent the number one and then 1x1 happens by the one figure shaking the other figure up and down and but the guy wont multiply so it becomes =1 but he's frustrated because there are still two figures that were in that exchange.
At least that's how I imagine Terry's thought process goes because of how different teachers try to explain multiplications really simplified and understandable to kids or in this instance Terry.
>>63006825
kek
>>63008092
And yet he went to university for a time? Doing engineering? How does that happen?
>>63008162
You can enroll, fail classes and then drop out.
>>63007653
Not the same guy but from what I remember he was talking some bullshit about being able to get out of any hold, be able to beat any style blah blah blah. So someone actually trained in MMA was like OK get out of this hold, and then the sharting happened.
>>62999223
There is no set 'people' that he is sperging at. Just a social media story that people were proclaiming themselves 'not a feminist'. He can generalise if he wants, he isn't talking to anyone.
Regardless of anything else just a chance for an actor to get some more fans.
>>62998855
truth
>>63005114
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. Nice.
>>63000676
Well, the women who first fought for the right to vote were imprisoned and forced fed when they went on hunger strike. It seems to me he's saying that the women's right to vote is directly tied to the suffering of the first women who fought for it.
Crazy right?
>>62997981
i don't think jews are stealing our souls and selling us out to the canadian border police...but yeah, he totally redpilled us on kike mischief.
>>63007978
all those muslim countries where apostasy is punished with death aren't actually muslim countries. islam is a religion of peace, despite what the quran or muslims might say or do
>>63008349
skank should have eaten then. fucking slaghag tries killing herself by not eating, gets safed by making her eat , guys feeding her are the bad ones.. hurr durr mysogynynynynyny raeeeeeep!
>>62997813
>Born in Lansing, Michigan
mfw when I live a couple towns over
>actually ashamed this dork was born in the same state as me.
>>63002270
>>63008296
>>63005000
>>62998855
Funny how he doesn't mention that the first thing the highly religious, man hating prudish childless women did with the right to vote was instate prohibition because they were mad men were drinking.
Which directly led to the rise of organized crime and the drug trade black market.
>>63008296
cucik hhahha
>>63008283
Thanks anon.
>>63000603
what is this even referencing?
>>63008349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcun5c19tGw
>>63007081
Van Damme in his prime would have killed this slob of a man with just one hand
>>63009275
Current Van Damme is still quite fit, Seagull on the other hand....
>>62998402
>lanklet running
Do they all run like this?
>>62998622
Not in a world where Tom Cruise exists.
>>63009508
Usain Bolt is a giant and he runs flawlessly
>>62998005
Would tap that
>>63009594
In fairness He's a professional runner of course he does it really well.
>>63008655
Eighteenth amendment prohibited alcohol. Nineteenth amendment gave women the right to vote. You're wrong.
>>63008557
we're still in one of the worst states in the union either way bud
>>63001091
Johansson is a Kike
>>63002191
fucking kek
>>63001807
>van damme
>not super nice
>>62997813
Didn't he talk shit about another celeb at a party and then that celeb hunted him down all evening trying to fight him and he hid because he was too scared. Dudes full of shit.
>>63007081
Van Damme can actually kick ass though.
>>63004169
But she's hot, so it's all right
>>63002710
>Tumblr hates him just because he said Black Panther didn't need a black director and they should hire whoever was best for the job
I think he also said he supported Trump, or admired him or something, which triggered a load of people.
>>62998074
oh look it's the "women have been oppressed" meme
women working in the home was no more oppression than men working in coal mines and dying on the front lines was. Division of labor and duties was done based on unique masculine and feminine biologies. Not some deliberate conspiracy to "oppress" women.
Not to mention most men couldn't vote either.
>>63001110
Well, I guess it technically is a minority.
>>63008746
I think they guy who choked him out was "Judo" Gene Lebell.
>>62998386
>Evans doesn't like a Literally Who attention whore
Ok?
>>63009753
Not only well, by far the best in history.
Have you seen the records 15, 20, 30, etc.. years ago? This fucker is without a doubt the fastest human being ever to exist.
>>62997981
>Randy Quaid
The Quaids are a strange bunch. Especially Dennis Quaid seems to change his face in every movie.
Recently saw the trailer for dreamscape and he looks so much like harrison ford in that flick.
>>63006825
You hit the nail on the head
>>63008296
>This is the stupidest thing I've ever read. Nice
so you dont read anything you type ever?
>>63004954
Downey is close friends with Zyklon Mel.
>>63000603
You faggots are never happy.
I don't like Rob Schneider, but he tells great Steven Seagal stories
https://youtu.be/V2B9jyZTp4w
