Now that the dust has settled, here are the OFFICIAL Star Wars movie rankings
>Star Wars: 9/10
>The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10
>Return of the Jedi: 8/10
>The Phantom Menace: 6/10
>Attack of the Clones: 5/10
>Revenge of the Sith: 7/10
>The Force Awakens: 7/10
Star wars 1: for children
Star wars 2: for children
Star wars 3: for children
Star wars 4: for children
Star wars 5: for children
Star wars 6: for children
Star wars 7: for children
>>70964749
a new hope: 6.5/10.
the empire strikes back: 7.1/10.
return of the jedi 5.8/10
>prequels
never seen them
the force awakens 2.7/10
With a Luke Skywalker Yoda falls in love.
To confess unable, gifted by a deus ex machina with the Jedi's phone number, the little green alien is. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and crush on him as well, is overjoyed to find out that he has.
But, the next day, when to Skywalker Yoda recounts the previous day's confessions, with a perplexed expression he only looks at him. After some investigation, the Jedi master finds out that the boy he called is the same boy he fell in love with not. In fact, he exists not in this universe at all. Luke's alternate universe counterpart, he is, fallen in love with the alien's own AU self, who has, blissfully unaware of his crush, who too is.
To give each other their darkest hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal, to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves most private secrets in order. Their respective loved ones while the two chase, to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of the FORCE drama ensues as they begin. Hmmmmmmmm.
>>70964845
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Keit-ai poster, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fictional anime. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-aifag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>return of the jedi
>score higher than a 6.5
>>70964890
This. The scenes between Luke, Vader, and the Emperor are the only redeeming quality.
>>70964845
Cosmo Kramer falls in love with Jerry Seinfeld.
He somehow believes this is not gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay).
Unable to confess, the wacky neighbor is gifted by a deus ex machina with the comedian's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, Jerry only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Seinfeld he called is not the same Seinfeld he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the boy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Kramer's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets (like the fact that Kramer is secretly racist against blacks) in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of WACKY NEIGHBORS.
>>70964845
Always.
>>70964845
>it's spreading
>>70964836
This guy gets it
Star Wars - 8/10
Empire Strikes Back - 9/10
Return of the Jedi - 7/10
The Phantom Menace - 6/10
Attack of the Clones - 6/10
Revenge of the Sith - 7/10
The Force Awakens - 4/10
>>70964749
Starwars is good but everything else is a cash in and detracts from the original. Especially ROTJ.
Even if they make a perfect script, with a perfect story, and everything flawless, the new movies will never be good star wars movies.
Because at least 50% of what makes star wars good is the music score.
John Williams was already out of ideas by the prequels, and now he's almost dead.
