>>71039075
Azor Jon edition
I suffer from pretty crippling anxiety in real life and my biggest fear is large groups of people. I find busy places and public transport almost impossible.
This is the first time game of thrones has nearly given me a panic attack. Even in the comfort and safety of my own bed in my home, I was shaking and sweating. I thought he was going to be trapped underneath bodies, I even thought I was going to be, the POV shots were so realistic. His violent struggle as well made it all the more horrifying. I nearly turned it off.
Genuinely one of the best bits of TV I've ever watched. Absolutely fantastic. I've calmed down now and I don't think I will rewatch it again soon, I think I would find it too difficult. But it's an absolute masterpiece.
>>71040383
R.I.P. Ramsay
HBO execs contact you with regards to a crisis. Ratings are dropping and the need more lesbian scenes, specifically with main characters.
Who do you pair up?
>>71040383
First for Mace the Ace, the one true King of Westeros and the Prince that was Promised.
>>71040383
Why is everyone talking about last night's episode? All that was known and predictable.
What's more curious is the preview of the finale.
Jons gonna bang these two.
Stark and Targaryens houses are back.
North and South are separate but united
>tfw watching entire episode waiting for just 1 scene
Finally
Fucking GOAT episode
WHY IS EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS SHOW A FUCKING WOMAN?!
>>71040383
>tfw you will never be Rhaegar
>jon has been gutted to death, literally died
>salsa thinks anything she's ever been through even compares
What the fuck is her problem?
>>71040424
reddit.
love her bros, I cant help it. I long for her all week,then get to see my love for one hour a week. While I am beyond happy she finally took back her home and killed the rapist, I feel an emptiness knowing there is only episode left this year where I can look into her deep beautiful eyes and see her precious smile and her red silky hair. What should I do for a whole year without my love? I feel lost and empty already
>>71040423
Melly with a revived Lady Crane.
>MILFbowl
>>71040383
Hey guys!!! GUYS!!!!
Redpill me please, whats the next step for Jon? He has only handful of men, you cant hold a fort with that, if knights of the Vale help him, who is defending the Vale? I dont get it how is this Pyrrhic victory helps anyone?
>>71040442
Only redditfags post "reddit", go back there.
Seriously though why is Sansa such a cunt? Did she actually want Jon and Rickon to die? Did Ramsey knock her up?
AlsoAzor Jaime
Anyone got webms of the dragon scenes from this episode?
Name a more badass fantasy character. Protip you can't.
>>71040451
post all your sansa pics bro
>>71040401
Preston
>>71040423
Dom Sansa x Sub Cersei
>>71040383
>idiot kid runs in a straight line
>fag commander runs after him
>his troops are taking a shit so they do not follow him
>do not arm your giant with a weapon
>get played and surrounded
>liar bitch help you appearing to be a hero
>liar bitch has successfully defeated the boltons,and waited just enough to weaken your own forces.
>liar bitch has done this with her forces barely breaking a sweat
>mother of dragon flirts with daughter of the sea
>>71040440
Jon has his revenge. Sansa hasn't, yet.
>>71040451
Get help.
Seriously, mate. Seek out professional help. Or get a girlfriend or something.
>>71040483
He's not even the most badass character on the show.
>>71040435
because muh stronk woymn and they are tailoring to SJW and normies
why do you cucks get so assblasted whenever a wymyn does literally anything in this show.
>>71040401
I've never considered myself claustrophobic but I generally do hate being packed into elevators or in crowded areas.
I know exactly what you mean. First time any form of media has actually made me short of breath and anxious enough to affect me physiologically.
And incredible scene in an otherwise utterly average show.
God damn, goosebumps
>>71040383
Battle of CGI and SloMo
>>71040423
*sigh
unzips
>>71040423
they both need to lose 5 year and 5 lbs before I'd get excited to see them scissoring tbqh.
>>71040476
In her feeble mind she can't imagine how Ice Demons are worse than Ramsay. Kind of short-sighted but whatever
Pretty rad episode except for the Yara/Dany scene. Usually I'm not even one to scream SJW conspiracy shit everywhere, but the grrl power dialogue was outright cringeworthy
>"Tell him what you did to her. TELL HIM."
What is going on? I had never seen Davos this mad
>>71040487
I made this thread about a week ago....
>>>/hr/2682037
While I have hundreds saved I hope that thread suffices for now im kind of sleepy
>Dany now has a reason to ally with the Starks
> :)
>This is a positive. As the Lannisters eat themselves from within in King's Landing, The Queens in the East, Yara and Daenerys, will arrive with a fire breathing army. Admiral Theon Greyjoy has a mutually positive relationship established with Sansa Stark and a believably famous redemption story.
>The conquest of Winterfell can be credited to his courage in helping her escape Winterfell. Once King's Landing is Dany's, a relatively social order can begin to set in just in time to fight the White Walkers.
Dany as Queen of the Fucking World, Sansa as Warden of the North, Yara as the Queen of the Iron Fleet... the supernatural final battle is probably going to make me feel emotions I've never imagined.
>I am just so gorram pleased.
>>71040423
Jon and Davos
>>71040483
Conan. Do you have any idea how many men he has slain and wenches taken?
>>71040516
because i hate women
>>71040516
Because it's always forced, at the expense and detriment of worthwhile male characters. It wouldn't matter if this was equal, but it's always a one-sided development.
>>71040497
STFU AUTIST EPISODE WAS GREAT! STOP INFESTING THIS THREAD WITH LOGIC!!! REEEEEEE
>>71040483
Jorg Ancrath.
>>71040549
Shireen
>>71040538
>5 lbs
>implying
>>71040383
Rickon went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.
>>71040423
Jon Danny Salsa threesome
>>71040516
The same reason why civ games have so many women leaders
>>71040549
Shireen. Fucking Attention Deficit Syndrome.
>>71040483
Easy
Jon isn't even the most badass character in his series.
>>71040516
I don't. I was actually shocked that Danny didn't chew out Tyrion. Even though he did nothing wrong I expected her to be legitimately mad at him because DRAMA!
Pledge your fealty.
why has this season been plagued with people traveling at warp fucking speed
>sand sneks teleport to boat to kill Trystane
>Yara and Theon sail completely around Westoros and all the way to Mereen in a few days
>Night King treks to Bran in a couple of hours
>Littlefinger gets the Eyrie's entire army to Winterfell without either Jon or Ramsay finding out
>shield fags encircle Jon's army in a half a second without his men trying to stop it
Northmen cannot into tactics at all.
???
>>71040483
Geralt of Rivia.
>>71040451
have a sansa pic
>nine episodes in
>no big stannis is alive reveal yet
>>71040423
It might be because I haven't jerked off in a while, but Dany's been looking pretty hot the last couple of episodes.
>>71040549
>wooden doll remains fully intact in a huge pyre
>>71040516
Daenaery's dragon scene was very good
Daenery's second scene was terrible. Not even the scene itself, the dialogue was just so bad. I even liked how Dany favored Yara's proposal on the grounds that Euron's future offer has a catch, but they didn't really need to hamfist grrl power all over it
BEARFU DIDN'T DIE.
Was hoping Stannis would return to kick some ass
KHALESI WITH THE DYKE SEX SCENE
CONFIRMED
HYPE
Y
P
E
So, bros, who will off the Sparrow (and Lancel, for that matter)? It's clear that a villain like him can't keep controlling King's Landing, because despite the gimmick of killing off most of the good guys, the evil guys still always lose in ASOIAF. Will Cersei ignite the Mad King's secret stash of wildfire, thus fulfilling the prophecy and fucking the entire city?
>>71040581
>>71040597
>>71040636
Yeah, the minute I posted I realized. Sorry.
>>71040628
It isn't happening anon.
Don't do this to yourself.
>>71040383
Jon's reaction in this .webm was:
"COME CATCH THIS FADE BRUH!!!"
>>71040483
Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
>>71040401
>>71040617
>breast breastplate
When will this meme end?
>>71040423
This is the only right answer
>>71040554
Her pussy tastes like lemon cakes.
>>71040401
I like this new plebbit meme
>>71040545
How can you not see that Yara was using Dany? Yara even wanted to continue to let her men rape up and down the islands.
If Emilia Clarke was a better actor then it would be an order of magnitude less cringy. The Yara girl just got her independence and crown and all it cost her was sweet-talking some gullible incest dragon lady and giving up rape.
>>71040401
IS THIS FUCKIN REDDIT?
THE FUCKIN CUNT THRISTY FOR ATTENTION
LINK ME THE SUBREDDIT
>>71040483
Litteraly every women in the show, Jon is just a cannon foder weak white men, who help us lure the world! NO MORE MEANINGLESS SEX SCENES FOR YOU MYSOGENISTS WE HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!
STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMYN!
>>71040676
Jon get ms to fuck them both
>>71040401
Quit posting this in every thread.
>>71040592
>>71040676
Sansa's gonna die next season
>>71040483
Kvothe.
>>71040669
my nigga
>>71040633
yea.
Le epic body piles.
>>71040508
Because you're obsessing about an actress in a TV show.
>>71040423
Jonsa
Cleganebowl
Melly and Thoros can now do fireballs and pyrokinetic shit
Arya becomes a lesbian using one of her faces
>>71040709
virgil mortenstein
>>71040557
Fuck the Southern Kings and Queens, there's only one King worth following:
Jon Stark - The King In The North!
>>71040497
>Look who's really running the show.
You think he would ever allow her to outsmart or plot against him?
The timing was his idea since his army of the Vale came in after all of the wildlings had been wiped out.
>>71040633
I swear to Christ she looked different this episode, she looked hotter than usual
>>71040706
Fuck yes, this
Kvothe is so legit. Eagerly awaiting the next book
>>71040643
I agree that the yara/dany scene was fucking obnoxious. Every screen cut to either woman was them being smug anout
>men amirite?
>ramsays hounds just chillin in their cages while he sleeps
>suddenly wakes ups
>then they want to eat him only after sansa talks to him
So she was warging those dogs, right? As it was said dogs are like an old shoe anyone can slip into. So they were calm and only attacked when she wanted.
I mean there's no way that was just a coincidence, right? That would be bizarre and silly if she wasn't controlling them.
>>71040401
This
I'm a 3 time over combat vet, Iraq and Afghan. I have ptsd and hate large crowds and this shit really started giving me anxiety. This is my favorite episode of the entire series
>>71040516
Yara rules iron islands
Sansa will rule north
Sneks rule Dorne
Dany will soon rule westeros
I think they are just commenting on the implausibility of women controlling nearly every single major power in a medieval setting.
>>71040628
>>71040648
Stannis got corrupted by not-Christianity, became a villain, and paid the price for his fatalistic approach to power and belief.
>>71040549
wait what? I don't remember this scene
>jaime dies
>cersi starts fuggin the mountain
>we get scenes of it
>the mountain is a fuckin zombie
>the mountain leads the lannisters and tyrells against the 'nothern army'
>he kills jon and rapes sansa so hard that she dies
>dany shows up and gets assassinated by dorne burkah bitches without 15 minutes
>the hound fights the mountain
>show ends suddenly midfight
>ad for the new 'game of thrones : the prequel' series airs
>>71040451
>had a crush on Sansa in the early seasons but completely disinterested now
>remember she was like 15 when the show started
why
>>71040483
ok now what?
>>71040622
Soon.
>>71040743
it's the smirk
So this show is pretty much crowd pleasing, fan pandering now. The outcome of every stroryline is whatever the reddit/tumblr crowd will think is the coolest.
>>71040757
Jon Bangs sansa and Danny
Stark/Targaryens
>>71040762
Next episode preview
>>71040710
While she is no Sansa ofc, Khaleesi has been looking really fertile this season. Im pretty sure she was ovulating while shooting her scenes
>>71040516
Because it's literally just fan service. It doesn't contribute anything to the original plot (not talking about the books, but the story in general)
>>71040663
>It isn't happening anon.
FUCK OFF
STANNIS IS RED PILLED AND THE TRUE KING OF WESTEROS
>>71040741
Exactly. Now here he is - the only major threats in the North have just wiped each other out and he's the only one left standing with an army.
Littlefinger just won the game.
>>71040483
Rand al'Thor.
>>71040622
The horse or whatever Davos carved for Stannis's daughter.
He knows that Mel burned her as a sacrifice.
>>71040601
now this is a hard one, name a fantasy character more badass than Logen, pretty hard to do
First Law> ASOIAF and GoT and you all know this to be true.
>>71040762
That was on the finale preview.
nth for SIGNATURE SANSA SMIRK
>>71040401
This was typed, practically verbatim on one of the Reddit threads...
>>71040497
>expecting a scared little kid to somehow be aware and use arrow dodging techniques.
You probably could complain that Ramsay is a very good archer here instead
>not expecting Jon to attempt to save his own brother
>implying Davos and Tormund were not holding the troops back
>implying Wildings so poor they don't even have proper armour can afford to arm a giant with a proper weapon
At beast WunWun could swing a medium tree trunk around, but it would break very easily after some time
>get forced into battle, all plans out of the window, get rightfully served
>Vale has like 40000 men, even if only half came along, they had a huge advantage
Sansa has indeed blood on her hands, her foolish pride killed all those people allied with Jon
Cant wait for Tumblrinas to ship Dany and Yara
>>71040483
Medivh
>>71040423
> No Cersei mercilessly finger banging Taena Merryweather into oblivion scene
Fucking criminal.
>>71040801
the fuck is first law? lmao no one heard of that shit nigga
reminder that the best time has passed
:(
prime
>>71040784
Same with Sansa during her scenes earlier with Jon
>HURR I WAS RAPED LISTEN TO ME PITY ME THE WHOLE EPISODE IS ABOUT ME THOUSANDS DIED BECAUSE OF ME ME ME ME
Fucking shit character, just kill her. Also Ramsay being eaten by his dogs is so retarded, just reeks of some retard thinking it would be poetic and clever.
>that stampede scene
fucking wow
REMINDER THAT THE RED WOMAN FUSED JON AND STANNIS TO REVIVE THEM BOTH IN ONE BODY
>>71040781
STARK'D
>>71040766
>ad for the new 'game of thrones : the prequel' series airs
I'd watch it. You could get a good season or two out of all the Robert's Rebellion shit.
Is Westeros the Syria of this planet or something? It seems like nobody can unite this shit hole.
>clad him in chain mail so arrows can't harm him
>craft him a 30 feet long chain mace and have him spin around constantly
would've been ez
>>71040794
CIA will be killed by Sansa or Little Robin. Evil man can't win nowaday.
i miss him already
>>71040483
Arthas Menethil.
>>71040794
I would really like that to be true, but I have a bad feeling that D&D will have Sansa kill him off next episode.
If that happens I'll probably give up on watching.
/r/ing bald Arya
>>71040794
Well the White Walkers might be a problem.
Winter is coming.
>>71040794
This.
>King In The North
>>71040739
THE KING IN THE NORTH!
I'm confused, did they show like time elapse during the battle? How does it go from, charging horses, Jon fighting guys 1 by 1 with barely any dead bodies around to like 4 or 5 good piles of 200+ per pile stacked on top of eachother?
>>71040624
i want to kiss her
>>71040836
Would have been nice if jon had just spent a good 5-10 minutes smashing his skull with his fists.
>>71040483
Druss the Legend
I don't even mind Dany winning, I like her because dude dragons burning people lmao. But I find salsa, the bad pussy, and seadyke feminshit intellectually offensive as a white male.
>>71040857
>little robin throws jon down the moonhole
>sansa gets mad
>little robin throws sansa down the moonhole
>cia gets mad
>little robin throws cia down the moonhole
>he becomes the new ramsy
soon
>>71040401
>>71040754
This episode successfully induced an adrenaline response in me as well. Very enjoyable.
>>71040852
Yeah, fuck is he just had a damn tree trunk he could have fucked up that retarded spear circle. Also why weren't any of the main characters wearing helmets? Fucking Ramsey is a lord paramount and he goes into battle in just a jerkin!
>>71040888
DELETE THIS
>>71040483
>Name a more badass fantasy character.
>>71040829
The superior dark fantasy series.
>>71040483
>he didn't even bite off Ramsay's face
what a cuck
So we all agree this episode was shit and that anybody who likes that battle has a very juvenile shit taste right?
>>71040850
it shouldn't be united.
So who commands the North now? LF since he has the army?
>>71040754
no you are a cringy faggot, end yourself
>>71040425
I didn't predict it would be that bad.
There's only one real King worth following, the one of Night.
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN STANNIS'S VICTORY
>>71040483
The Nameless One.
>>71040888
what do you think sansa's maidenhead smelt like?
>>71040618
because if they did show them traveling you would whine that the show's full of fillers
>>71040483
Mhysa
>>71040897
God damn, I haven't read those books in years.
>>71040780
m8, the end of a A Storm of Swords pt.2 already jumped the shark with Tyrion's killing spree that beheaded bad guy HQ in one fell swoop.
>>71040932
>it shouldn't be united.
>they all speak English
>it shouldn't be united guies!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
>>71040934
Sansa, with Littlefinger, Jon and Davos advising her, although Jon is going to be more focused on the White Walkers while Littlefinger and Sansa are probably going to go to war with the Lannisters over the Riverlands
>>71040483
Arthas.
>>71040929
I might would've cared for the battle if it didn't start by Jon acting like a retarded asshole and made me not give a shit about the outcome.
Where the fuck was house goodmen?
>>71040934
yes. thats what i assumed would happen.
for a minute or so i thought maybe sansa was in on it and wanted to make jons army get shredded so her and littlefinger would have the true control, but i doubt it
>>71040934
It will be whoever the northern houses get behind. Which is Jon.
>>71040929
Battle looked cool.
The 'sprinting across 1000m gap between armies' meme was kinda stupid though. How you gonna fight after running full speed like that towards the enemy?
>>71040934
Yes.
Until it turns out the Manderlys and the rest of the North amount to like 10,000 men and have Ser 20 Goodmen's older brother among them, Ser 100 Goodmen,
>>71040934
Based on leaks and previews etc, My guess is that Sansa agrees to Littlefinger's demands under the expectation that she becomes Queen, but then she has Jon named King instead
le student outmaneuvers le master
>>71040929
yep total garbage
>showfags will leave soon
>>71040936
You first
>>71040922
Literally any that isn't some CGI, braindead piece of generic shit fantasy writing, /v/edditor manchild.
>>71040934
It should be Littlefinger, but this cuck show will make Sansa in charge.
Why didn't Ramsay just tore his shirt off and got all stabby?
>>71040888
>british men are attractive
>british women are ugly slags like this
what a fucking weird gene pool
INSIGNIFCANT
WHINING
CUNTS
BTFO
ONCE
AGAIN!!!!
>>71040706
>Learns from cool sword school.
>Gets out on the road.
>Finds a group of his traveling performing kin.
>Enjoys the company, but finds something off.
>Finds out that they are actually bandits that killed the troupe and stole their cart, masquerading as performers.
>Find's that they kidnapped two girls and have been raping them for a few days.
>Poisons their food to make them groggy and sets out to butcher every single one of the fake performers.
Yeah Kvothe is pretty fucking badass,
>>71040423
>Ratings are dropping
this isn't true no matter how hard you bookfags try to force this
Alright lads
>Pinpoint the episode this show turned into retarded fanfic
>>71040623
> a cuck
fuking lol
>>71040852
Did chain mail stop arrows?
I thought it was to prevent cutting and slicing against bladed weapons.
>>71040939
agreed desu
>>71040936
>cringy
DUDE CRINGE AUTISM TOP KEK M8
>>71040435
Because War killed all the great men.
>>71040483
Drizzt Do'Urden.
>>71040922
>>Name a more generic fantasy character.
>>71041016
roll back to your cave faggot
>>71040992
waaaa, but muh combatvet shit, kys
>>71040934
Sansa
Where was Edmure when the battle happened? I thought he was supposed to help?
>>71040811
nice bait bro heres the attention u wanted xD
>>71041035
Jon Snow
>>71041021
the episode where you didn't hang yourself, animeposting shitter
>>71040929
>>71040978
>>71040991
so EDGY
so DIFFERENT
fuck off whining cunt
>>71040989
What demands?
>>71041021
501
Darth Sansa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On-DoJq7GPw
>>71040580
Real quick, just want to tell you that you have literally the worst taste in fantasy.
Try reading a series where the MC isn't some self insert edge 14 year old that can magically beat anyone in a fight.
>>71041005
Because the show is garbage and he has to be portrayed as weak for le feminist wankery power trip.
>>71040549
Are you an idiot? Davos wants the witch to tell Jon how she ordered Stannis to burn his daughter alive
>>71040939
FROM THE ICY TUNDRA
>>71040984
By not being an out of shape neet like you
>>71041037
>highest ratings in HBO history
>one of the highest ratings with seasons 5 and 6 in all time cable TV history
> yfw Yara, Dany, Sansa, Lyanna, and the Sand Snakes become besties and rule Westeros through GRRL power
The signs have always been there anons. L comes before M. GRRM = GRRL
>>71041032
back to /b/
>>71041012
Just a regular weekend in the life and travels of Conan.
>>71040924
How is it superior?
>>71041005
Jon had home field advantage, he knows Winterfell better than Ramsay ever could.
That alone makes Jon a god in his own home.
>>71040483
Rance.
>>71041007
cool story bro
>>71040411
I will miss himabout as much as I miss seeing Arya get beaten with a stick every 5 minutes
ALL MEN MUST DIE.
>>71040743
Yeah she did.
We need a sex scene between her and Yara Greyjoy.
>post yfw she finally killed the rapist
>>71041064
b butt muh fag show
>anhero
>>71041030
Depends on range, quality, etc.
>>71040860
Great cast, excellent actor. He spiced up the show good. No we have all the boring cunts.
Will they even introduce a new villain? With two seasons left, I don't think they will. My guess is they'll slowly turn someone good/neutral we know into a villain.
>>71040939
Amen to that fellow skeleton
>>71041104
but this is proof
>>71041021
Kinda hard desu
Somewhere between s4 and s5
>>71041012
Kvothe is a poorly written self insert who goes from a non-violent softy to a brutal murderer in about 5 seconds.
>>71040913
even without a weapon, why would he bend over and punch them? he could have easily kicked them around and stomped on them. why risk getting stabbed in the chest/head by lowering yourself to punch them?
>>71040483
Luka.
>5 years ago she was a 10/10
What the fuck happened?
>it's an 'episode isn't complete dogshit' episode
bend the knee
>>71040451
>If she had have just told Jon she could go to Littlefinger for help, 6000+ men might not have died
>>71041051
I was surprised it was CIA not Edmure that came
>>71040741
How much longer until sansa tells the truth about lysa's death and wipes the smug grin off his face?
>>71040817
Wun Wun could of just used a push a wagon to mow the shits
>>71041078
>Are you an idiot?
Well, yes, but I can read a thread, so I got that going for me.
>>71040661
>>71041021
When Brienne beat the Hound
>>71041112
What was that talk about wanting to kill anyone who thinks a women cannot rule?
KEK I cannot believe the show runners incorporated this line
>>71040934
Probably LF by proxy. At least until daenerys crosses the narrow sea with her new literal girlfriend Asha Greyjoy.
>>71041069
I like the intention, but it needs something slower and more menacing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7c-n4k3XrU
>>71041129
Euron.
>>71041021
Season 4 / season 5
>>71040924
>muh Bloody-nine action sequences
You just read some shitty script for a video game. It's not that good.
>>71040383
Ramsay's death was complete bullshit
>tied to chair in kennel
>surrounded by starved dogs
>all doors to other dog kennels wide open
>starved dogs only show interest in meat when Sansa shows
>mfw
>>71041129
but anon, salsa and CIA are the villains
or they'll introduce LSH in ep 10 and she'll fuck up the Freys or some shit
>>71041083
why are you projecting anon?
>>71041152
women age like milk
theyll kill her off next season since shes getting too fat and ugly to sell the show anymore
>>71041152
feminisim and cake
>>71041159
Every wildling,mormont,mazin and hornwood can die , all that amtters is that her smile is protected
>>71040939
A reminder that the Night's King is bound to lose because he's just a faggot Andal deep down, and not Old Valyrian masterrace.
>>71040932
t. Mern IX.
>>71041042
Waaaa but muh anonymous faggot
>>71041185
she's already breaking my immersion. she looks legit obese
>>71041016
> What are jokes
Retard tripfags.
