An owl.

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>70915703
Fuck nighttime. I'd be a fucking bald eagle.

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BLACK NIGGERS

>Me I'd choose to be a bull
What did he mean by that

Likely some ape like creature as they would be the closet to humanity in terms of intellect. Cheap-ass answer I know.
And the lobster was actually a pretty funny film, really enjoyed the dark humour and concept and I wish Farrell would take on more movies like this. Felt the last 20 minutes weren't as strong as the rest though, still good.

>>70915738
This

>>70915738
black people are humans

>not picking parrot so you and John C Reilly can hang out in the trees and banter

>>70915781
if you pick bonobo they have sex all the time and are relatively non-violent

>>70915956
OH GOD THAT FLAB

Eagle.

Also good flick

Am I allowed to choose to be human since humans are animals? Or is the movie some metaphor that I don't have human rights, i.e. humanity if I don't find a mate?

A ferret or a bunny

Dog, sure it's the normie choice but you'd have plenty of dogbros to dog around with