Let's see who can get it right, guys.
I'm guessing it will be very cliche, so I'm hoping the battle itself makes up for it.
Make your predictions for the most predictable battle of the century, gentlemen.
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>Jon tries to 1v1 Ramsay
>Ramsay declines
>Battle Commencer
>Wildlings get fucked
>Giant wrecks Bolton lines
>Good mormont men flank the Boltons
>Battle seems good
>"Oh shit Bolton phalanx"
>Giant Dies
>Wildlings wrecked again
>Bolton laughs and join the fight
>All hope is lost
>Tormund dies
>Wildling lines break
>gg
>Jon Snow looks at the battlefield
>Defeated
>"Who's that in the east?!
>Mister Littlefinger
>All knights of the Vale with him
>They trample down Bolton lines
>The day is won
>Winterfell retaken.
>>70812887
Yeah this is probably pretty close desu senpai
>>70813136
What a time to be alive. The show that became famous for being unpredictable and not having a clear "evil vs good", now have a big battle between the good guy and the bad guy in which the good guys will obviously win.
>>70813359
what if jon loses but stannis comes back
now that's unpredictable
>>70812887
Exactly this, except the Vale Knights join the battle on the side of the Boltons...
...and then Brienne kills all of them with her valyrian steel sword, because wymyn r stronk.
>Vale cavalry swoop in to save the day
>>70813359
>The show that became famous for being unpredictable and not having a clear "evil vs good",
Oh yeah, you're one of those memers who only liked the show for being epic and subversive and probably wants the White Walkers to win because it would be the edgiest ending possible
Protip: ASOIAF is a story of good vs evil, it's a high fantasy setting where all the magic and epic heroes are being suppressed by asshole rulers and Maesters. As the dragons and magic returned to the world, it has shifted from a political conflict to the ultimate battle between good and evil.
The game of thrones is ultimately meaningless in the end.
Will the most based lord appear in this battle?
>>70813545
I read the books. And actually I think it's more about people doing what they have to do. When you have to fight to survive, or for your family, or follow yours liege orders, or claim what's yours, then there is no clear good and evil. I do agree that rules are assholes, most of them.
And I don't want the walkers to win.
>>70813703
I really fucking hope that Jon Snow win and go find this son of a bitch and hang him for not helping and breaking their house promisse. I hope he give the castle to the wildlings.
House of the Wilds - Savage Freedom.
Sounds like a good name for a new house
Why the fuck is Jon attacking Winterfell with less than half of Ramsay's numbers
>20 good men vs 62 proud mormonts
either side wins if only one proud mormont or good man survives
also, if Ramsay feels cornered he might take off his shirt
>>70812887
It seems pretty generic but I don't see how else it would happen.
>>70813890
Fuck off. Lord Glover was right in every word he said. Thats why Jon cringed so hard when Sansa did her whole" Im Lady Staahk fuck ur dead family listen to me" shtick
I just really want Jon to take charge and do something good. He was great taking charge at the siege of Castle Black but since then he's been a mopey little beta, it's actually sad considering how long we had to wait for him to be resurrected as Azor Ahai to do fuck all.
>we won't get Darth Jon
>he's the same fucker as he was before he died
>he will not win the Battle of the Bastards on his own, Littlefinger has to save his lame ass
>he will not come back to hang each and every lord who refused him
Some fucking king
What are the chances the fat man shows up? They've name dropped the Manderlys several times this season.
>>70814003
Doesn't matter. He's still a disloyal traitor. Hang them all and replace them with wildlings. They'll become civilized eventually.
>>70814056
probably in the final episode with the rest of the northern lords that bend the knee and proclaim Jon asHand of Stannis
>>70812887
It's going to be a desperate Jon charge and breaks the bolton lines forcing single combat with ramsay
>>70812756
https://youtu.be/b8NDwMqaGWA
>>70814062
He did not betray anyone. Jon SNOW is not Lord Stark. Sansa is not Lady Stark. He LITERALLY owes them no fealty or allegiance. By your logic, ever Western lord should obey Lancel Lannister because hes a Lannister.
>LIttlefinger pulls off the cavalry reinforcements at the last second not once but twice.
How is he so based?
>>70814062
Feudal law has huge roots in tribal and clansmen law.
Tribes elect a king who reciprocates
They have reciprocated to a king who didn't deliver, starks owe them
It's not a matter of muh honor or muh loyalty at this point
>Battle of the Bastards
Why would they not name the episode something like Snowfall?
>>70814062
Yeah it does matter you freaking imbecile do you even live in real life or are you just some basement dwelling dweeb
>>70814213
You would call agincourt farmswamp?
>>70814234
What the fuck are you talking about?
im going to be sad when Gilly and Sam die. too pure for this world.
>>70812887
>Jon tries to 1v1 Ramsay
nope
>Wildlings get fucked
mmmhm
>Giant wrecks Bolton lines
*giant continously wrecks* i mean thats beyond obvious
>Good mormont men flank the Boltons
maybe, not like lady mormont is gonna be leading the charge though so no much point
>Battle seems good
nah, they fucked and always were
>"Oh shit Bolton phalanx"
woah you watched the preview!!
>Giant Dies
fuck that. wun wun forever. but yea probably
>Wildlings wrecked again
see above
>Bolton laughs and join the fight
sure whatever, you forgot to mention he shoots rickon in the back so that kinda takes that point
>All hope is lost
duh dee fucking duh
>Tormund dies
meh i bet he'll be fine despite how it may seem
>Jon Snow looks at the battlefield
>Defeated
woah you really did see the preview
>"Who's that in the east?!
>Mister Littlefinger
>All knights of the Vale with him
>They trample down Bolton lines
>The day is won
>Winterfell retaken.
yea we all kind of knew this, asshole
>>70814144
>>70814203
Still, they declined to save Rickon Stark. Rickon Stark is the rightful heir of Winterfell.
Jon should fucking hang them. Every single one of them who declined to free Winterfell fom the boltons and give them to a Stark.
Anyway, Rickon would be in charge of Winterfell, with Sana. Jon would go South to fight or try to convince the rest of Westeros do join them against the Walkers.
>>70814360
How the fuck is Glover supposed to know the Boltons have Rickon?
>>70814360
Plot twist, Rickon legitimizes Jon and he kills Rickon and rapes Sansa for being such a bitch to him.
>>70814360
bran is technically the rightful heir
>>70814381
Sansa Stark and Jon Snow knock in your door saying that Rickon Stark is held captive by the Boltons in Winterfell. That should be enough.
Hell, the god damn Irish Umber knew that Ramsay Killed Roose. It seems really hard to hide things in the North, some Umber soldier who escorted Rickon would spill something somewhere and everyone would know Rickon was found.
>>70814295
Yes I definitely watched the preview. That's where I heard he talking about the 1v1. That or I heard wrong.
>>70814463
Go back to season 1, Greatjon says "the bloody wall will melt before an Umber marches behind a Glover" They are not exactly BFF's, I doubt Smalljon told Lord Glover, oh btw I have Rickon hidden for years in my castle. Also, in the scene I saw there was no mention of Rickon
>>70812677
As soon as they brought Jon back from the dead, you now know there's zero chance of him being killed off again, and if he is "killed", he'll just be brought back again, i.e. Daniel Jackson or Goku.
Ramsay is going to lose and Sansa is going to kill him, with some stupid shit like him being ripped to shreds by Ghost, and Sansa walks up to him and puts a knife to his throat, saying "when the pain is too much, I'll cut it off", and Ramsay will start crying as Sansa finishes him off.
You just know.
>>70814494
yea you heard wrong mayne
>>70814511
I remember that. But that scene also talks about "Rumours" about Jon's army. I'm pretty sure there were rumos of a kid, a woman and a giant wolf heading to Umber's lands. Rickon and Osha had to walk through roads, many people saw them for sure.
Also, in my opnion that scene was poorly written. First, they didn't say a thing about Rickon, like they did to Lyanna Mormomt. Second, Glover is salty because he lost the castle to the Iron Born, and Sansa could just have said that Robb wans't there because he was fucking betrayed by the Iron Born, he too was expecting them to fight for him, it was not his fault that he was betrayed. And guess who betrayed him as well? Roose Fucking Bolton.
>>70814032
>BenWyattFufillsHisDream.png
Full info (step by step walkthrough) for the battle was leaked months ago. Similar stories from multiple sources. Spoilers ahead.
Rickon gets shot with an arrow, Boltons make some sort of shieldwall and force the wildlings against it, huge wildling casualties, Tormund fights Smalljon. When all hope is lost, Littlefinger shows up to save the day. Wun-Wun breaks into the throne room to capture Ramsay, but is shot in the eye.
The long form version is out there if you look for it.
>>70813476
This would make my cunt wet
>>70812677
Jon and Ramsey meet and decide to face each other in one on one combat, it's a snowball fight
I want to see Ramsay flayed. That'll do it for me.
>>70814056
Its been confirmed buddy! He appears in ep 10 at Winterfell. He has difficulty bending his knee to jon, and proclaims him Jon Stark. The truede leaks mention it.
>>70814564
from the trailer it did kind of imply jon wanted a 1v1 with ramsay through his whole "only one of us has to die here" line
>>70814564
rewatch the preview from 0:24
>Thousands of men don't need 'to die, only one of us.
>>70812677
I think its pretty obvious Stark kids have plot armor, i wouldnt be surprised if he soloes them on his own and claim the castle by himself at this point. Seems like magical middleground is unknown to D&D fags, chars are either stupid beyond reasonable or overpowered as fuck! Can we have one normal event that doesnt looks stupid?
