>Why can't people jus say what they mean?
>Okay, Karl, you've wiped all art of the face of the earth if you just say what you mean
Jesus christ, can we have a hate thread for this fat fuck? How can one man be so god damn wrong?
I hate Ricky but love hearing him desperately trying to prove himself over Karl when it's clear that Karl is right.
>Ricky actually wanted to take an art book on his desert island
>Why would you take that? Yer eyes will get tired of it soon
>LOL KARL U DOPEY KUNT, "YER EYES GET TIRED" LOOOL U ABSOLUTE MANIAC
I can't watch this show anymore without getting mad. Let the fucking guy explain himself, as if he really needs to. Literally every wrong or right thing Karl has ever said I've been able to understand fine, but Cucky always goes "ABSOLUT MADMAN" and never lets the man explain himself.
He tries way to god damn hard to look smarter than Karl.
>Karl says it's a bad idea to have the Internet put directly into your brain because then you wouldn't be yourself anymore
What was wrong with that?
>it's an anonymous pretends Karl isn't an idiot because he doesn't like Gervais episode
>yfw Karl is definitively the least cucked
>>70646395
Karl isn't an idiot he's just really bad at explaining himself, but I was alway able to understand him fine.
There isn't a comedian alive that I hate more than Ricky Gervais
>>70646398
Based
>>70646359
Karl's IQ is like 80. His head is shaped in a way that makes the sectors in his brain bigger/smaller than the average person. Just look at his fucking head.
>>70646424
Not even one of the "muh vagina" ones?
>>70646395
>>70646482
go away, ricky, almost everyone on /tv/ unanimously hates you
>>70646091
>things that never happened
OH YOU
And Ricky wasn't wrong about the lighthouse. Deal with it.
>>70645605
Ricky and Steve are what made the show good. I never enjoy just Karl talking on his own - it needs someone to react to.
Yeah, Karl has some solid philosophy, but he also believes there was a shadow in America knocking people off bikes.
>>70646504
I don't pay any attention to subhumans. Gervais scrapes through on that though.
>>70646586
Im guessing somewhere like in Boston
>>70646564
when he said that the same side of the moon doesn't always face us he was categorically wrong. But yeah, most of the time Karl wins on a technicality like part of his story being true and him telling it stupidly.
I know that the average /tv/pol/ poster is just as stupid as Karl but without the innocent charm, so it wouldn't surprise me if you thought he was ever right.
>>70646586
shadows are black people
it's symbolic
legitimately what do you think karl's iq is
once he wises up to ricky and especially steve's bullshit in the later years he can be quite trenchant in his ripostes
>>70646756
I think he is about average intelligence. He is just naive and a ignorant about the world at large. He is very much a homebody that doesn't know much outside his hometown.
>first god damn episode
>karl talks about the life after death thing. you know, the baby in woman thing that allows life to continue
>OH SHUT UP KARL U MANIAC
>You say that now but if Newton said that you be sayin "hm, interesting"
>years later
>2015 a world of tomorrow comes out
>literally the sam fucking thing where a woman is impregnated with her clone to have indefinite immortality
>everyone goes "hm, interesting" and it gets nominated for an oscar
Proof that Karl has been right since day one, we just need to wait and see if any more of his philosophies and predictions come true.
>>70646756
Probably just a bit lower than average with the total lack of schooling and parenting factored in
>>70646806
Yeah, but at this point he's had plenty of experience with the outside of the world, but he's only improved a little bit
>>70646810
No, you're just being dishonest in your comparison between the two. What Karl said was unbelievably stupid. You're just as stupid as he is.
>>70646835
Well, then I guess he also lacks awareness and critical thinking.
The show would've been better with just Steve and Karl. Steve is based as fuck and banters with Karl in a way that isn't obnoxious or overly cunty.
>>70646756
I get that he says some mildly dumb shit at times, but why in the love of fuck does Rick always jump to "ABSOLUTE MANIAC" every god damn time, it gets so annoying in the later seasons.
Does anyone else fill with rage when they hear Ricky's maniacal hyena laugh?
>>70646839
last chance , ricky, go away before we hacks u for dissin karl
>>70646878
Ricky is always right in his reactions, you're literally just not smart enough to comprehend the full ridiculousness of the things Karl says. The implications of things Karl believes are staggering. Again, it's because /pol/ shitposters are just as stupid as Karl is.
>>70646536
i like him
>>70646878
Tbh, that's why I like Idiot Abroad so much
>it's another "le Karl is the new Plato" thread
Fuck off, 99% of the time he's talking absolute bollocks and you know it you contrarian faggots.
>>70646959
>and you know it
No, they don't know it. Almost everyone on this board is less intelligent than Karl.
>>70646959
>mfw most of the posts in the thread are criticising ricky over praising karl
>>70645605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxYDcuYwH6o&ab_channel=GuineaJay
7:50
most cathartic and accurate impression of Gervais and cuck king
>>70646839
>>70646911
>>70646959
>>70646975
I can't hear you with Ricky's dick jammed so far down your throat.
>>70646978
Honestly Karl is just a lovable dumbass with some interesting philosophies that aren't even really right per se, but they're still interesting to hear about. That being said Ricky is an unfunny, edgy athiest scumbag that rides of the success of his friend that he constantly patronizes. He also seems like a bummer to hang around, like if you rip on him once he'll get buttmad bute he feels he can rip on whoever he wants as long as he wants. Does anyone else get that vibe from him?
>>70647117
I think you summised it perfectly
>>70647117
Ricky created Karl, you moron.
>edgy atheist
low IQ /pol/ shitposter identified
>>70647641
maybe you belong on reddit, ricky
>>70647641
You think he's memeing?
>there are people who sincerely believe karl is actually stupid and isn't playing a character for the sake of humor
How are you people this fucking retarded?
>>70646689
>shadows are black people
>implying you'd have a bike to be knocked off of if there was a black person about
>>70647641
Ricky wouldn't be anywhere near as popular as he is now if it wasn't for Steve and Karl.
>>70646395
There is absolutely no doubt that Karl is an idiot, which makes Ricky's floundering attempts to prove he's smarter look all the more pathetic.
>>70645605
Karl is right. Modern art is shit.
>>70647641
Fucking hell, kill yourself. I like Ricky, but you're so far up his arse you're coming out of his mouth.
>Ricky meets Richard Dawkins
>Ricky acts exactly like Karl saying dumb shit
>The shadow that pushed people off their bikes
>The hippo that ate a dwarf
>Throwing the baby out with the bathwater
>All of Monkey News
>Parrot's Blood
>Karl's Ghost Stories
>Is that a potty under the bed?
>>70647641
>obnoxiously rubbing it in everyone's face that you don't believe in god like an edgy child rebelling against his parents
>>70652229
It's like potheads
>>70652229
It feels dirty knowing that I'm likely the only person who ever thought of running my fingers through this thing's beard.
>>70652229
>thick neckbeard with shaved cheeks/tache
Why do they do this?
>>70652311
It's exactly like that. I don't hate drugs, I just don't do them, but stoners moan "It's just a plant bro, loosen up man." Fuck off, I don't want to smoke it
>>70646424
is brand a comedian?
>>70646309
taking a dictionary to a desert island is kind of stupid though.
>>70652534
It just doesn't grow.
>>70646395
Agree with this guy desu.>>70646423
I can't take any of you autists seriously when most of you think steve was actually offended when karl called him an invalid. How can you not understand that they exaggerate things for comic effect and ricky pokes karl because he knows that's what produces the most comedy? How funny would it be if he just agreed with him? It's probably mostly Americans because they don't understand banter, irony or sarcasm.
>>70650647
>turns out, it was a little monkey fella
every single time
>>70653106
who are you quoting
>>70647015
i can't hear you with karls head like a fucking orange so far up your ass.
>>70646564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zduw1GXrGI
A man-moth?
>>70653389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1O0jnx9aCQ
>absolute savage for using an oscillating noise to drown out background noise.
>>70645605
He's right you know
>>70646906
no it makes me feel warm inside actually.
I KNOW YOU'RE JUST SIXTEEN
>>70646756
I think he's easily genius level but fakes being an airhead so he doesn't have to get a real job
>>70653993
Why would he need a real job when he has his own TV show?
>>70652696
dude its just a plant xd
>>70654045
exactly
>>70653761
when have u last seen a ghost?
>>70653993
>easily genius level
lol
>>70653700
>Ricky's sprite is more attractive than the real thing
classic
What is Karl missing?
He's like a normal, smart person who's had a very specific part of his brain removed. He regularly says things that are internally consistent, but that show a complete lack of understanding of a lateral/abstract part of the situation he's commenting on...and then there's all the monkey news shit.
>>70646756
Watch Satisfied Fool. He takes an IQ test.
>>70654259
it's called being funny and playing a character anon
>>70654259
Turns out Karl is a... little monkey fella.
>>70654359
I read it in his fucking voice
>>70654210
so is steve's though
>>70652977
It really isn't though.
You wouldn't take something that would entertain you like an art book because you would get really bored of it. You take something long and convoluted like a dictionary, eventually you'll come to accept it as your piece of entertainment, and you'll be able to learn at the same time. So what if you're alone.
I'd take a foreign language phrasebook or a long history encyclopedia.
>>70654259
He's one of those people with really good innate observation skills that were hampered by an awkward upbringing.
Hearing his childhood stories show that his family and neighborhood were putting a lot of weird stuff in his head while Karl really wanted to learn things about the world.
>>70645605
Karl was 100% right when talking about feeding starving people in africa
Ricky, gervais is a funny guy but i would consider myself more funnier, he tried to hard unlike me where it is more natural I guess. I would love to do a podcast with him, but i doubt he would give me the time of day, who knows.
is there a more classic karl moment than the naked girl across the road
>>70654469
Karl is almost always right, that's the point.
>>70654615
Who the fuck are you? You also sound smug as fuck.
>>70654467
a dictionary is really dumb, an encyclopedia is the one you're looking for. Also karl was talking about an english dictionary.
>>70654873
what good is an encyclopedia if you dont know what the words mean
you fucking buffoon
>>70654640
(me again)
I'm just a guy who think's he is funnier than rocky gervais, although that isn't exactly saying much.
I also think if i had a podcast with karl it would be better, nothng more nothign kes
>>70654920
stop trying to be like ricky/steve lol. ofcourse i can't expect someone who's an idiot to take the smartest thing to take on a desert island if he can't even understand the fucking words. how am i supposed to reply to that, he should just take a coloring book if he can't even read english.
You lot over analyse everything
its just a funny and comfy show of 3 friends pissing about
>>70654615
>Ricky, gervais is a funny guy but i would consider myself more funnier
Fuck me, l can't even tell whats b8 anymore. l fucking hate this board
> That episode where Ricky claimed he would bring a piece of art to a desert island.
Did he think people would think he is clever or really deep or something? so fucking gay.
>>70653761
>You never see a black ghost
I do when my flatscreen flies out the window.
>>70654638
This is the best imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2ijD221MVw
>best moment not being the manhole cover story
kek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hikVQQC6k0s
>>70655176
i crying , why is Ricky's laughs so infectious
Nothing tops the moment Karl suddenly decides to write a poem in his diary entry.
For God sake
My knob ache
>>70645605
I think its sad that it takes someone like carl to show how much of a sanctimonious asshole ricky is.
#teamCarl
>>70646424
Same. I think calling him a "comedian" is generous.
One could say, even a joke.
>>70654873
why not just take a survival book?
>>70646586
>Ricky and Steve are what made the show good
No they are mainly annoying, steve interjecting with his non funny "quips" and ricky with a laugh that would strip wallpaper. i agree karl needs to bounce off someone, dont agree it needs to be those two oxygen thieves.
>>70652753
He's an alleged comedian (In the hat)
>ricky and steve are both really unnatractive even when compared to their animated counterparts
>Karl actually looks pretty good all things considered and when he roasts them about their looks he's almost always right and is fucking ruthless about it too
>>70646906
Yes.
>>70647015kek
>>70647117
Yes and yes. Basically he comes off as the worlds biggest hypocrite.
>>70652483
Thats probably the only way anyone would ever touch him tbf.
>>70657178
yes. i love when he mocks steve for being alone and he is happy in his weird little relationship
>>70655006
Fucking this. You're all spergs.
If people spoke honestly without fear of judgment or criticising, thinking for themselves and expressing their own thoughts, they'd say dumb shit that had a degree of truth to it all the time. That's how Karl Pilkington is, and that's how a lot of people in the North of England, primarily Manchester, are. Most people have an overweening pathetic desire to be perceived as intelligent. If you think Karl Pilkington is an idiot, you are literally Ricky Gervais (a massive cunt).
>>70652534
He's a convert to Islam
>>70657178
>>70658230
His roasts are pretty savage.
The Valentine's Day roast was insane.
>>70652229
If people said grace in my house I'd get sick of it too tbqh. Let me fucking eat. Feels good to have grown up with parents and even grandparents who are atheists. People can't use the "rebelling against your parents" excuse then.
Ayone know the ep where they talk about that woman who talked to others whilst looking at them through a mirror she held
>>70658956
Is it worth complaining about on facebook though?
Karl was right about the transgender bathrooms
>>70658626
>that's how a lot of people in the North of England, primarily Manchester, are
They don't go to school in the north.
>>70659207
We don't go to school school, we go to life.
>>70658956
>can't sit through a gesture that only takes a minute, if even that
>>70646395
Sometimes the things he says are genuinely stupid but a lot of the time he just explains in weird ways and Ricky would rather laugh in his face than think for two seconds to understand what he's saying.
>its an Adam calls the jaffaholics anonymous hotline episode
>>70653389
You know, he's not wrong
>>70647006
The sad fact of this is that Ricky and Louis are so far ahead of everyone involved in that interview, that nobody wants to hear from anyone other than them anyway.
They may have been acting pompous, but Jay Mohr is dogshit on their feet and I would feel bad for saying so if I found him even remotely funny at all.
>>70657178
>>70658230
>>70658730
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8
>literally steve and karl's relationship
>hates religion
>loves art
>>70645605
The part about the nanny state was the worst.
>>70654289
Is that the one where he has a conversation with David Icke? That shit was gold.
>>70652229
t. 22 year old who used to act like that and feels guilty so has become contrarian to the topic
Karl is loved by idiots and geniuses
only people of mediocre intelligence prefer Ricky and Steve
>>70661205
This. I would also add mediocre humour to that as well.
>>70659296
nice slave mentality
>just worship allah for a minute white boi, it's no big deal
>>70660696
Karl's issue is he lacks the eloquence to argue his point. It's pretty clear that he's arguing from the idea that the doppleganger has all your memories and experiences, so it'd be impossible to tell the difference between yourselves. So he'd have no idea if you were real. However he can't explain to Ricky who thinks Karl literally can't tell the difference between himself and someone else.
The three of them had been talking and riffing about shit like that for a good decade
I can see how it might get exhausting for Ricky and Steve to listen to Karl talk some insane shit
>>70646756
He literally thought that being able to take a shit in your car while driving was a good idea
His IQ is sub-100
>>70661671
nah, the issue isn't wasn't that Ricky didn't understand, but that the gimmick of the show guides him to not even give Karl a chance and to always ridicule Karl's points as nonsense without further elaboration
instead of trying to find the point, it's dismissing it
most of the time it works, but it doesn't when it's not the case and the point is there for the audience
>>70662139
What's the context?
just look at this to find all you need to know about gervais
he is a fucking hack - merchant was the true brains behind the office
>>70652229
>Looks like an uglier, scruffier me
That's it, I'm gonna start working out, shaving every day, and never letting my hair grow that long again.
>>70662139
>He literally thought that being able to take a shit in your car while driving was a good idea
That sounds like a great idea though. Imagine the application for truckers or people that need to drive a lot for their job.
>>70661205
Does that mean Ricky and Stephen are geniuses?
>>70662139
It's a disgusting idea and I wouldn't want to do it but it's obviously more convenient.
