>Host of top gear: Chris Evans spotted drinking in the street just days after his show loses a third of its audience by episode two
>Shielding his identity under a cap and darkened sunglasses, Evans cut a figure of loneliness as he necked his booze in the middle of the day - with not a friend in sight :'(
i-is he gunna make it /tv/?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3631727/Top-Gear-host-Chris-Evans-hits-skids-spotted-drinking-street-just-days-loses-audience-episode-two.html
This can´t be real
Is that a glass of wine?
>the daily mail
>It looks like it's all getting too much for much maligned Top Gear host Chris Evans. Just days after the second car crash episode of his revamped version of the BBC favourite bombed in the ratings, the loudmouth presenter himself appeared to have veered off course
>Evans cut a figure of loneliness as he necked his booze in the middle of the day - with not a friend in sight
>Evans was downing his glass of wine as he came to terms with his new television venture bombing
>Evans was seen looking downbeat as he took a call on his mobile phone before parking himself against the crumbling white wall of what appeared to be an abandoned warehouse just feet from overflowing rubbish bins
>The former Big Breakfast presenter looked glum as he scanned through his mobile phone after taking a call
This is the perfect example of a "journalist" taking huge liberties with what he sees
>>70615821
he left the pub to go round the corner to take a phonecall
what is interesting is he knew the phonecall would be long by taking his drink and something to sit on with him for it....
>>70616000
Drinking in the middle of the day, in a manky street, with no one sitting with you - all that strikes you as the behaviour of a man in a sound state of mind, does it?
Top fucking kek
>>70615986
FACT
>>70616107
What? He's literally just left the pub with his glass to go round the corner and take a phonecall. It's just typical Daily Mail trash journalism.
JUST FACT
>>70615821
>dailymail
The guy went on like a decade hiatus and a divorce, he now has a successful radio show on the BBC and works on the One Show
probably got paid a bomb for flop gear
I think he'll be ok
This isn't as bad as that BS story about Mark Hamill getting cigarette butts out of the trash and smoking them
>>70616107
I could easily see myself leave a pub and sit somewhere to make or take a private phonecall. I consider myself in a sound state of mind
That's not to say he's not under pressure or disappointed in top gear's reception, but they're making it out as a lot more than that's going on there.
What you call a manky street is actually just England
>>70616167
Hes still drinking in the middle of the day.
>>70616167
How was the wine, Chris?
>>70616237
this is Britain you moron
>>70616167
>He's literally just left the pub with his glass to go round the corner and take a phonecall
Where do you get that? Where's the pub? You accuse the Mail of making assumptions, and here you are, inventing shit about bars.
>>70615821
Media paints the picture it likes and gives you context that never existed.
It's fun this time, but they use it to deceive people over much more important issues than dying motor shows.
Don't bite.
>>70616254
m8, I don't know anyone here who thinks drinking in the middle of the day is acceptable. A quick pint, perhaps, or a Friday liquid lunch - not a fucking bottle of wine, and draining it while sitting in a dirty street. That's fucking gypo beggar tier.
>>70616274
/thread
Is he going through the steps of depression in sync with each new episode?
https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/737701650366877696
>Denial
https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537
>Anger
Will he be bargaining by this Sunday?
>>70616314
He clearly doesn't have a 9-5 job and he's rich as fuck. These aren't exactly 'normal' people
He might have an entire day off for some reason, I wouldn't mind drinking in the middle of the day if it meant going to the pub with people, you cant take it slow when it's early.
>>70616274
Duuuuude, the media is, like, totally decieving you (except when it comes to issues that I agree with).
Never, ever going to accept this shit anymore, considering the people who spout that shit the most (the media is like totally lies dude) are now eagerly eating up the shit the media is spewing out about the EU ("The Guardian told me WWIII would happen if we leave! Stop being a racist, and vote remain!").
>>70616394
>you can take it slowly
Is what I meant to say
>>70616394
>doesn't work all day
>spends his days boozing
How much are we paying him through the telly licence, again?
Just another filthy europoor going back where he belongs
>>70616458
He was rich way before working for bbc, like I said it could be a random day off. I don't like him or the new top gear but wipe the tears for fucks sake m8
>The show has also been beset by claims of infighting between Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc, with Evans said to have clashed with producers too
ahaahhahaahahahahaha I bet the BBC regrets sacking clarkson right about now, it would only get funnier if evans ended up punching someone as well, only difference would be clarkson actually brought in the ratings
Maybe someone should tell him it's not his fault but BBCs
what excuse is he going to come up with when ratings for next show is published?
>>70615821
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh fucking god this faggot is gonna end bad
hahahahaha.
i think this is all an act now to be honest with you my senpaiily
>>70616197
NXT debut fucking when
>>70616417
The media does deceive.
Everybody prefers the bias they agree with the most, obviously, me and you included.
But you still have to watch out for it.
What we have here is a completely made up non story.
It's a fiction of the writers mind that is presented as fact.
Photos are very often staged by the people taking them in order to tell the stories they want.
In case you think I am some leftist what I had in mind were photo from the migrant invasion of women and children, when that was not the overwhelming reality.
Distressed migrants in water wearing life jackets, when zoomed out the photo shows the water is actually only 4 feet deep.
Intentionally presented to deceive.
Dailymail is a rag, right? Their articles are always written in a really bitchy manner and they always try to make puns and shit
F A C T
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>>70615821
FACT drinking in the strwet ies asewome
FACT yoru not the blosee of me
FCAT you gotta relally prwtty mouth
FAct DONT TOUCH ME
BBC'S GONNA FACT!
FACT
>>70615821
capeshit Chris Evans is going to rescue his namesake. watch for them becoming best buddies.
>>70617111
Chris Evans should should absorb this chris evans and replace him of TG
JUST FUCK MY FACTS UP
>>70618888
>those quads
I'll allow it
>>70616314
You ever met any rich people m8? It's literally par for the course.
>>70616040
>Chris, the board has reached a decision. I'm sorry.
>>70616784
TONIGHT
FACT. JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>70616203
>BS
>>70616632
Jewish conspiracy.
Did anyone drop change into his wine glass?
So have the iplayer figures actually been released?
>>70615821
JUST
FACT
MY
SHIT
UP
SENPAI
wew lad
>>70615821
lmao
I haven't seen the show, is it actually that bad?
anyway it was obvious it wasn't going to be as successful
Top Gear IS Clarkson-May-Hammond.
There's a reason it's so much more popular than any other car show.
Here in the colonies drinking in the street is illegal, in fact anyone seen drinking outside of an establishment or social gathering is perceived as an alcoholic.
Sitting in an alley by yourself is a cry for help.
Dont really care about brits tbqh, youre all pedophile rapists AA.
>>70619868
It is pretty bad.
>>70616040
>>70616167
Hi Chris!
>>70620309
FACT other nations can't handle their drink
FACT Britain has the finest gutters in all of Christendom
FACT you bow to your pathetic government's edicts rather than glassing your nan at the Christmas do
>>70616040
whats that on his upper lip
>>70620522
Hi.
PREVIOUS THREAD
Who even reads previous /got/ threads?
>>70617964
>>70617964
>>70617964
>>70616167
perfectly normal behavior to sit on the floor in london whilst taking your phonecall
>>70623711
FACT
>>70616040
>iphone
>>70623711
Man, I've never been anywhere more disgusting and depressing than London.
