ITT: Least favorite movie cliches / quotes / lines
>He's a loose cannon
>Give me your badge and your gun
>And your other gun
>You don't fire me
>I quit
>How do I know _______
>You don't
>I got the DA breathing down my neck
>*clack* *clack* *clack*
>I'm in
>Took you long enough
>You look like hell/shit
>We're not so different you and I
>You just don't get it do you?
>>70294199
pretty much any movie involving guns. if a movie has a gun in the poster its a good indication it will be terrible. such a cheap devise for creating tension and interest in a scene
>>70294199
>Forget everything you think you know
>>70294300
>>Give me your badge and your gun
>>And your other gun
>The cost of that door is coming out of your meager but undeserved paycheck
>I got the chamber of commerce doing cartwheels in my cocoa factory
>>70294330
Even this one?
>That's gonna leave a mark
>>70294199
>I need 10 minutes
>You got 2
>ENHANCE!
>>70294330
>if a movie has a gun in the poster its a good indication it will be terrible
are you sure about that
>>70294382
This never fails to make me laugh.
>Main character is helpless and about to be killed
>Just as the villain is about to pull the trigger, a shot rings out
>The villain falls over dead
>Some minor character is standing behind him, still pointing the gun
>>70294199
>Captured by bad guy
>First line is a quip
>>70294417
>I need 10 minutes
>You got 2
>does it in 30s
>>70294199
I wish I was in the World Trade Centers on 9/11.
Then I'd be dead and everyone would like I was a "hero" for no reason at all.
>>70294199
>elderly actor in reprising role
>"I'm gettin' too old for this shit"
>breezy exchange between friends outside a store front erupts into laughter
>oh shit I accidentally walked backwards in front of a moving car because I was laughing so hard!!!
>Character describes his job/mission in clear language to another professional even though they should both know it already, or it is quickly exposed through forced questions/"so that's why you're a (job), you do (a job)"
Really bugs me more than a lot of other tropes and it happens even in a lot of non-shit movies
>>70294199
If I were in that position, I would have put my arm up like superman, and then closed my eyes, and for the few moments leading up to my instant death on the pavement, I would make myself believe that I was flying.
>>70294575
You can still be an hero, just live stream it.
>unfortunate situation
>Freeze frame
>"Have you ever thought you were destined to do more in life?"
>Baba O'Riley starts playing
>>70294791
>not Out here in the fields I fight for my meals
not meme'd enough/10
>"Hippie" scene in a 70s movie
>There Must Be Some Way Out of Here starts playing
>professional character's job is referred to as 'work' or 'the office'
>only work responsibilities are 'giving presentations' or business lunches
>main conflict is 'losing the X account'
>>70294892
that song is called "All Along the Watchtower"
>family man/men get restless after settling down
>goes on wacky adventure
>realizes he had all he needed in front of him, the whole time
There are some really good movies that follow this pattern, but we don't need any more of them. They're all exactly the same.
"People are afraid of what they don't understand!"
The essential Capeshit writing cliché.
>>70294892
They never even get to that part, it's always just the first guitar solo then it fades out
>>70294417
>>ENHANCE!
I say this when my friends show me things on computers and phones. kek
>that period after The Hangover came out when every third comedy was about getting drunk in Vegas
>Hangover 1, 2, 3
>What Happens In Vegas
>Bridesmaids
>Last Vegas
>>70294931
>being THIS much of a newfag
>>70294300
I know these threads are for low functioning autists who etsubatsu at the slightest sign of something they dislike but I have to chime in and say that there is nothing wrong with most of your list you fucking frogposter.
>discover something new and revolutionary
>the world is not ready for it
>give scientific explanation
>"can you say that again, but in English this time."
>>70294842
Alternatively
>not Teenage Wasteland
>but I never mentioned the name of the victim, how did you know?
anything referencing human nature
>Murder dozens of goons, sometimes in horrible ways
>Refuses to kill villain because "then I would be no different than you"
>>70294199
>Car doesn't turn on/ Can't find car keys
>Silence
>Monster reveals itself and does something flashy
>>70294330
So you're saying every war movie ever made is bad then?
>>70295073
Why did I read this in Cap's voice
>>70295605
I'd see nothing wrong with that assertion, for different reasons though. That other guys a pillock.
>>70295598
>car doesn't turn on
The penultimate of horror movie forced bullshit
>>70294199
>monster chase scene
>actor trips over root/tree stump/nothing and doesn't try to get up and just watches whatever is chasing them come at them
The last year in television has really made me hate "where is my mind"
>Thing is about to fall on someone
>They stand still while staring at it
>>70295598
Alternatively,
>person gets into car, drops something
>leans down to get it, antagonist whizzes by outside the window
Alternatively alternatively,
>mirror cabinet
>slightly ajar
>see reflection of hero
>push it closed
>SCARY MONSTER BEHIND YOU
>Wait, how did you know ____?
>I didn't, you just told me
>>70295598
The absolute best one is
>car approaches train tracks
>dies
>suddenly won't start for literally no reason
had people believing stupid shit like electromagnetic fields or some shit coming down the train tracks prevent the car from starting.
>nerdy but good looking protag wins in the end
Why does this still happen
>>70294300
>>You look like hell/shit
How is this a movie cliche? It's just a thing people say.
>>70295821
I've actually done that in real life.
>"Wait, what?"
>"HEY! I get it!"
>enter house, apartment, etc.
>leave front door open
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.
>>70295892
>referenching archer in a reddit thread
goin all out?
>climactic superhero battle scene
>villain throws car at the hero
>misses and goes straight for a kid
>hero catches the car with his body
>dumbass kid doesn't even react to any of this
>>70295821
I witnessed my friend's little brother successfully pull that bullshit off in grade seven with some girl.
>"So I heard you 'like' me."
>"What?! How did you know?!"
>"I didn't... You just told me."
I was impressed, but I'm pretty sure he was literally slightly retarded, and he said it like a supervillain. Which only made me more impressed, really.
>One team is clearly in the lead
>"It's still anyone's game"
>don't kill him otherwise you'll be no better than him!!
>>70295993
You're not a sports fan, are you? That's said all the time IRL, and is usually the case.
>"nerdy" character is a stunningly good-looking person wearing glasses and baggy, garishly coloured clothes.
>>70295909
You've let the memes get to your head. His joke was unfunny but crying reddit boogeyman is worse.
Luckily it's a bannable offense on good boards. Sadly this is not one of them anymore. Not since 2011 at least.
Music starting at the studio logo screen. It's a stupid way to build up to the movie's title.
>there's a little girl standing still in a dimly lit room, her hair covering her face
Wow so scary. Holy shit it's a 3ft tall pre-pubescent female what the fuck do you have to be afraid of? Dateline NBC?
>>70294330
>anti-gun cuck speaks his mind
>pieces of metal make me sad !!!!
>>70294300
>>You look like hell/shit
actually hear that one in real life since i am a alcoholic
>>70295511
Well, yes, I suppose that makes sense. But there's one more thing...
>>70295719
I heard it in Mr. Robot, some Kristen Wiig movie, and Knock Knock. Where else did they play it.
>character explains something tech related to other character
>"Wow, slow down professor"/"In english please?"/"Could you translate it to all of us who don't speak nerd?"
https://youtu.be/4KoKWf6pLs8
Bane?
>Character takes acid/other hallucinogen
>ONE PILL MAKES YOU LARGER AND ONE PILL MAKES YOU SMALL
>>70294417
>I need a month
>You got a day
>>70296021
that's stupid, i don't understand sports but i know that you're lying and just trying to bait me
>>70294791
Isn't this from that movie about the blue villain guy?
>Entire second third of a romantic comedy is a break up due to a simple misunderstanding that could be explained in less than a minute
>on run from cops
>cause millions of dollars in accidents and more than likely motorist casualties
>not even brought up at the end
>>70294300
L O O S E C A N N O N
Scenes where characters are cooking/eating.
> Tons of extra ingredients laying around not being used
>Always wearing apron with towel over shoulder
>Making out while food is cooking , water boils over while they bang on the floor.
>5 min argument/fighting Scene at dinner table. Everyone's plates are always full at the end.
>Character throws full plate of food at wall during height of argument
>Absurd amount of noise with silver ware during awkward moment
>Family friend is having an affair with one character, they play footsy, do suggestive things with food at dinner table.
>"I just lost my appetite"
>Character s at Restraunt. Something comes up. They leave there plates full
i hate anything that introduces or hints at the movie's big reveal before it happens
Remember when Carrot Top created Glow-In-The-Dark?
>>70297331
Fight Club
>>70295511
>Do a Columbo, do a Columbo!
>>70294668
name 5 kinos and 17 animes where this happens
>>70297331
Three times in the leftovers season 2. The refrain twice and the real version once.
>>70298102
>Family friend is having an affair with one character, they play footsy, do suggestive things with food at dinner table.
Give me examples.
>Family moves into house
>It's haunted
WE. FUCKING. GET. IT.
>>70298417
Wedding Crasher is an extreme one
>>70298614
Wasn't that a handjob?
>>70298417
Wedding Crashers , Step Brothers, Melrose Place off the top of my head. Plenty of other shit films
>protagonist gets weighed in water
>his sister does too but she enjoys it
>She's a single mother
>Her baby cries fucking constantly
>>70295643
>not reading it in Carmone Falconis voice
Im insulted
>>70295746
>person gets into car
>gets out but injures their foot
>gets killed by a tornado
>>70296049
>"nerdy" girl is a 10/10, but has glasses so everyone thinks she's ugly
>the protag finally gives her the confidence she needs to take off the glasses
>everybody realizes how hot she was all along
>Chewie, we're home!
>wink at the audience
vomit inducing
>>70298672
;^)
>>70297892
What's not to get? Team A scores, now it's 1-0 with 50 minutes left to play. Team B might score and tie it, they might score twice and win, or they might not score, and Team A will win. It's anyone's game.
Unless you're talking about one team leading 10-0, in which case the line "it's anyone's game" won't be used anyway.
>>70295128
Do you also giggle and check their reaction?
>>70294199
> gets caught in an act that looks like cheating/ doing something they promised they wont/ breaking the law
> honey its not what it looks like
> proceeds to let that person walk away with out bothering to try and explain
usually this is an easily explainable situation that would be resolved in five seconds but the protag has to let it drag on for drama
>>70298928
Savage
>protag has sexual situations with his step sisters
>their parents are really happy that they are getting along
>>70298951
>Characters goes shopping
> only buys enough food to fill one bag and bag has a baguette sticking out the top. possibly substituted by lettuce
>>70295829
I actually watched a woman's car break down dead center on some train tracks once. She tried to skidoo around the barrier things that come down when a train is coming, must have been in a hurry. For some unknown reason she didn't think to get out of her car as the train came, so she got hit. Car went flying and the woman was completely fine.
>>70297359
They did this all the time in Stargate.
The problem was Sam saying some really interesting stuff about the Stargate and how it works.
>Hurr English please
Watch the episode "Heroes." I remember it specifically because of that.
>>70299178
German engineering is the Achilles heel of our civilization. It is so efficient it will keep all of our retards alive long enough to ensure that no germans are left to continue creating it in 100 years.
>>70294300
>He's a loose cannon
>Give me your badge and your gun
>And your other gun
I actually enjoy these because I get a chuckle out of them when their played for laughs.
You're a loose cannon babylegs.
>find technology that would massively advance all of human science
>destroy it
>mankind isnt ready
>Female character: "I love you."
>Male character: "I know."
Every fucking time. Thanks, Empire Strikes Back.
>>70295232
>being this much of a drone
>>70300328
Name one other movie where this happens.
>That's coming out of your wage!
That's not even legal.
>>70300423
About 20 movies a year for the past 30 years, faggot.
>>70296620
Little girls are terrifying if they get sexual
>"But wait, [important question]?"
>"You wouldn't believe me if I told you."
>shit hits the fan
>would solve literally every problem if they just said the one key phrase or explanation which would take less than ten seconds
>>70294199
What movies do this besides kiss kiss bang bang
>>70294300
>LOOSE CANNON
One of the best corny lines to ever come out of cop movies right there, friendo, along with
>DA BREATHING DOWN NECK
>YOUR OTHER GUN
>>70294300
>>we're not so different you and I
>tfw you once tried to use this to pick up a girl
>>70301006
Ratatouille immediately comes to mind and i have no idea why
>>70294575
...Nobody calls them "heroes", you clod. They're typically referred to as "victims".
>>70301033
>not I DON'T NEED A PARTNER, I WORK ALONE
>>70301048
ok, so two movies. How did that turn into such a big meme trope then?
>isis movie
>i will not stare into the face of a monkey, i will not believe the lies of the jew starts playing
>>70301082
That too okay jesus man
>If you kill him you'll be just like him
Can't fucking stand this shit.
>>70301084
There's at least a few more that I'm not recalling right now, but do specifically remember. It was a pretty 90s/2000s thing to do. I think Kickass did it as well? No record scratch tho
>>70294417
>ENHANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiqkclCJsZs
this week i learned that just because i masturbated to the guy falling on 9/11 doesn't mean i have to share it
>if you kill your enemies, they win
Seriously?
Any film where the children was wiser than the adults.
Fuck children in their cooter.
>female and male military character
>male
>"get a load of these"
>takes out his gun
>female
>"pff"
>takes out bigger gun
the cave is collapsing/the boat is sinking/the lava is rising/the plane is taking off...
...and the only way you'll escape is if you let go of the backpack full of treasure.
And then,
PSYCHE. You still have some treasure that you smuggled in your pocket.
>>70294199
>character is a nigger
>acts like he's a human being
>horror film character is investigating a strange noise
>cat pops out
>"aww it was just you anon!"
>two seconds later monster or killer pops up and attacks
One of the first tropes I noticed as a kid and one that consistently pisses me off still.
>>70297892
You're pretty stupid, eh?
>it ain't me starts playing
>Villains not instantly killing the hero(es) when they have the chance, instead deciding to monologue
I mean every fucking movie. WHY!? IF YOU WANT THE HERO TO LIVE ON SO BADLY THEN DON"T PUT HIM IN POINT BLANK GUN RANGE IN THE FIRST PLACE!
>>70294417
>ENHANCE!
my favoutire
>>70301266
I hate when that happens.
>>70301266
>character is a nigger
>"aawww hell naw"
>character infected with some substance/circumstance that makes them go berserk
>"I know it's still you inside, don't give up!"
>character gains complete control again
>>70301371
Dredd was a terrible offender of this in an otherwise awesome movie with the rogue judge, but then again it contributed to the corniness of it in a good way
>>70301353
>uncle was a Vietnam vet
>went to his funeral almost 2 months ago(suicide)
>Fortunate Son starts playing
>have to forcefully force myself not to laugh
>>70301266
you mean a black person?
>Sympathy for the Devil starts playing
>>70294199
>points glock
>*click*
>>70301451
>vietnam vet
>is a cripple
>>70301266
>/pol/ gets called out for shitposting
>g-go back to tumblr, SJW scum!
>Woah. In English, Doc!
>>70301371
>hero is to be executed by an overly complicated rube goldberg
>>70301371
I dunno, I always emphasized with villains in those circumstances. Surely if I put so much effort into trying to corner this one enemy that's better than my whole army I'd want to fully appreciate the moment, I'd want to see him in despair over the fact that I won. It's always so tragic when this one moment of genuine happiness for the character becomes the source of their downfall seconds later.
>trailer
>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
>>70294199
Dude jumped out lookin like Creed n shit
>>70301572
>bwwwuuuuuu
>BWUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>bwuuuuu
>BWUHHHHHHH
>bWIIIIIIIIII
>bwuuuuuu
>BWUUUUUUUU
>>70301572
>alien space craft
>BWUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>character asks another character about something thats happened in the past
>its a long story
>it really isnt
>>70294432
Gonna watch this because of the poster
thnx
>character is complaining about a dry spell in their sex life
>"how long has it been?"
>"2 weeks"
>other characters look at him sympathetically
>audience is meant to think he's some kind of autistic shut-in because of this
>>70301513
>"We need to reconfigure the precipitation modem!"
>"Right, reconfigure the modem."
Or, in a supposedly self-aware film:
>"We need to reconfigure the precipitation modem!"
>"Right, reconfigure the modem."
>"C'mon, don't just repeat the last few words of my sentence to act like you understand what I'm saying."
>"Sorry, Doc."
>>70295821
Well, it's a common trick amongst cunning rusemen.
>>70301503
back to >>>/africa/
>>70295598
>Running from cops/danger, etc.
>Try to get inside random car
>For some reason not locked
>"But we dont have keys"
>Pull down the sun visor
>Keys fall out
>>70294199
>climactic ending
>character leaps into the unknown, arms outstretched
>screen fades to credits
>this song starts playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J16lInLZRms
>character is a fresh cop
>is in better condition than his colleagues
>older colleagues catch up with criminal in empty valley
>proceeds to beat him up mercilessly
>fresh cop refuses to join in
>"look, i was just like you when i first joined, but the streets change people, with time you will become just like me"
>hacking scene
>screen has five command prompts (green font) running tree or ipconfig
>character listens to punk rock song
>[i wanna be sedated starts playing]
>>70301973
>screen is covered in weird pseudo-asian symbols
>>70301451
>>70301497
>vietnam vet
>has a scruffy beard
>wears jeans, a white t-shirt and a vietnam era military jacket
bonus
>is a conspiracy nut
>>70301973
>hacking scene
>plays a video game
>"i'm in!"
>>70294417
>It'll take about 6 months.
>You have 15 seconds.
>>70294199
>Main character travels to modern times
>Right away he meets his wife's grand grand granddaughter played by same actress
>>70302031
I dress like that but I'm not a vietnam vet.
>This goes all the way to the top, right up to city hall.
I'm not a yank so I don't even know what that shit means.
>>70302046
>>70302018
>>70301973
>watch the news
>"There has been several hacking attempts against a local power company's server"
>stock footage is some guy in a dark room writing code with a keyboard that has blue LEDs
http://areena.yle.fi/1-3488597#autoplay=true
Starts at 5:00
>Oh shit plan A failed , try plan B
>It was plan B
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KoKWf6pLs8
it's like the wilhelm scream of writing
>>70294432
This looks like a Japanese James Bond ripoff.
>>70302164
alternatively
>Ok, time for plan B
>what's plan B
>RUN
>>70298928
rekt
>>70302102
Me too, but I am a conspiracy nut.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
>>70302102
>>70302312
now kiss
>chase sequence
>DUM DUM DUH-DUH DUH DUM DUM
>>70302178
I really don't see a problem in using such a normal phrase in a movie.
>>70302516
You just don't get it, do you?
>>70302516
Have you ever heard or said that phrase in your entire life?
>>70302556
Yes, lots of times.
>>70302556
Yes but only because I always say it because it's fun.
>horror movie
>character is alone
>hears something behind
>turns
>nothing
>phew
>turns back
>jumpscare
this is so predictable i feel bad for the film
>>70302576
You don't have to lie anon
>>70302607
Now this I'd believe.
>>70302622
>horror movie
>eerie music playing
>music stops
>jumpscare
>>70298102
> Tons of extra ingredients laying around not being used
>5 min argument/fighting Scene at dinner table. Everyone's plates are always full at the end.
>Character throws full plate of food at wall during height of argument
>Absurd amount of noise
Sounds like an average Greek dinner night
>>70297302
Was about to say... guess anon has never gone to work hungover
>>70302910
Can confirm, only difference is that Greeks don't leave the table if every last piece of food is eaten.
We'll fight for the last olive if we have to.
>Over my dead body.
>Well... if you insist!
>!
>"You and what aremy?"
>"This one" for good guy
>turning around to see everyone ran away for bad guy
>>70294199
I believe that cliches are not real problem, it's their execution. otherwise rewatching the movies would have been unbearable.
>Vietnam movie
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>war movie
>everyone dressed in appropriate army gear
>the one black actor in the movie wears this
>>70303381
>>70294199
Villain to hero:
"We're the same, you and I"
>Interrogation scene
>A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
>>70301079
Yeah to be a hero you had to have been one of the hijackers :^)
>>70303727
>redshirt thrown off plane
>shot beforehand anyway
>>70301836
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?
Do people actually do this in America?
>>70303594
Has any film done the opposite and had the hero say that to the villain?
>>70302096
kek
>space ship is an artificial intelligence
>depicted as cute female hologram or android avatar
>>70295324
Especially when it's a biopic or something about a huge success. It proves the world was completely ready for it.
>>70304022
... why is this a problem. your GPS has a nice female voice and your futuristic space ship android waifu will have a nice female voice AND a nice female holographic body.
>>70303826
I think white people do it
>>70299093
name 6 kinos, 9 documentaries, and 498 youtube videos where this happen
>>70301943
>implying old ruthless cops who have seen some shit are not the best characters
>>70300881
Name ONE. Go on, asshat.
>>70301276
Here Jonesy....
>>70301836
This makes me laugh every time
Or they open the glove box and the keys are right there
>>70304124
>>70301836
>Character pulls off a panel a twists two random wires together
>Car starts
>>70294432
Those fuggin fat cheeks. Omg. Eat more rice there paddy
>>70298672
Jesus, I'd forgotten about that thread.
>character gets suspended or stuck in something
>other characters casually leave them there
>"Uhh guys... little help"
>>70301046
>>tfw you once tried to use this to pick up a girl
Absolute madman
>It's Quiet....
you know the rest
>Female character beats up a few men
>Male character: "I didn't know you could fight."
>Female character: "I grew up with six brothers/"
>>70294355
This irked me when it was in the X:Men: Apocalypse trailer
>>70301572
BWAAAAAAAAAAA
BANG BANG BANG BANGBANGBANGBANG
silence
BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70306872
it's always six, isn't it?
>>70294432
Looks like shit, to be honest
>>70306872
>Female character sucks and jerks off to a bunch of guys simultaneously
>Male character looks at her in astonishment
>"I grew up with 4 brothers"
>>70306846
Sniper?!
>>70295243
the point of these isn't that anything is wrong with them in a vacuum, they're just overused
>character wakes up from coma
>"How long was I asleep?"
>long pause
>"We need to talk. There's... some things you should know."
>>70306959
I don't remember seeing movies where this happens.
>>70298869
>10-0
>Isn't still anyone's game
The record for two touchdowns is six seconds. Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime
>horror movie
>main character hears footsteps in a sensitive momeny
>camera zooms in and music stops
>it was just their pet coming in
>two guy are beating each other up in a fist fight
>ITS MOVING TOWARD THE KITCHEN GET READY
>one picks up a knife
>other suddenly has the ability to perfectly block any attack
>knife is disarmed
>they go back to landing punches on eachother
like holy shit just stab him instead of flailing wildly
>>70307052
>the other one picks a pan instead of a knife
>>70295366
>disliking half of the dialogue in stargate
>Character is 24
>Still lives with mom and dad
>Has no job or girlfriend
>Has no idea what to do with his life
>Spends his days in endless apathetic lethargy
I fucking hate these movies desu
>Martial arts movie
>Protag is either an ultimate badass who annihilates everyone or a loveable oaf who don't want no trouble
>There are literally no variations
I love that shit
>>70294199
>what? what is it?
>cut to other character
>you're gonna want to see this
I would laugh my fucking ass off if just once the other character was like No, seriously, what is it? I'm on my cellphone so I'm on my way down, just give me a quick description of whatever it is you rang me about.
>>70301572
uchh
when did this shit start?
>>70307238
>wants cellphones referenced in social dialogue
>thinks certain jokes don't existYou have to be 18 to post here, kid.
>>70307355
Inception was the inception of that trendEDIT: thanks for the reddit gold!
>>70304070
Well old bean, that's rather the point, isn't it?
>>70307380
>greentexts incoherently
Thanks for whatever that was, I suppose.
>>70307238
this is what I came to post.
Fucking hate when they do that shit it's so cringe worthy
>>70307403
Oh boy, here we gowith the incessant same fagging from this anon who will try to create his own epic maymay post
>>70307238
I do this all the time with friends and family.
>>70307380
>The average /TV/ pleb who thinks he is a master at film.
Kek
>>70307380
I think you missed the point.
Go back to school kid
>>70307380
>>70307456
Sorry, forgot pic.
>But sir, I really think-
>I don't pay you to think!
>>70294432
Literally no asses
>>70294417
I like that this is reversed in Lawrence of Arabia when Dryden talks Murray up from three weeks.
>MMM I CANT WAIT TO DO THIS THING
>NO WAIT-
>NOT NOW IM DOIND THING LOL
>BUT GUY-
>ENOUGH ALREADY IM DO THING :DD
>FINE WH ATEVER
>*Does thing*
>OW WHAAAT?
>THING WAS BAD FOR YOU!! (TRIED TO TELL)
