Bonus points if they're hot.
>>70126875
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>>70127067
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>>70126875
>Morgana 'the worst part of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe' Robinson
nope
>>70127067
>implying you wouldn't sniff her bumhole
>>70127449
she's not in it
Morgana tried to be Catherine Tate 2.0 and failed because she fucking shite.
Actually she was ok as a pantomime level character in the Vic Reeves thing.
>german
>>70126875
comedians and comediennes shouldn't be attractive.
>>70127770
she played those annoying characters like Zeb and 'Russel Brand'. She wasn't in it as herself though.
>>70127449
Weekly Wipe has the Philomena Cunk character who actually is funny though.
>>70126875
Did you know that she is related to the skank from The Distillers
>women
>funny
Pick one
>>70126875
This will be a short thread
>>70126875
Lauren Lapkus /endthread
>inb4 some moron posts Maria Bamford
>>70128937
Half sisters
Tina Fey
>>70127439
Jesus christ
>>70126875
>Funny
>>70126875
>Female
>>70126875
>Comedians
>>70127439
Beautiful
>>70126875
You do realize that the hot female comedians have men writing their jokes for them, right?
>>70128081
Zeb was so authentic I genuinely thought it was a real youtuber and I hated her
So bravo I guess
>>70127439
Saved.
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I am now fired.
thx op hot pornstar 10/10 i cum bucket but then I noticed a wolf in the bushes. I almost shit myself but I just tried to stand still because that's what you're supposed to do. But then another wolf came out of the bushes, and another, and pretty soon there were like 20 wolves and I was surrounded. They were just standing there staring at me. I was about to run like hell when I heard this huge roar and saw this... thing. It was shaped like a wolf, but it was 20 feet tall, hot pink, and covered in day-glo decals. It spoke to me in a really deep voice and I know it was speaking English but I couldn't understand what it was saying. Suddenly it growled in my face and my whole body started to feel tingly. I looked at my arms and there were little holes in them. The holes kept growing larger and larger until my arms just looked like a mesh of skin laid overtop of twitching, bloody muscle. My face began to peel off in layers and black liquid poured out of my mouth. Cicadas emerged from the wolf's eyes and surrounded me. They flew into my ears -- the buzzing was deafening. I tried to move my disfigured legs, but my bones turned to liquid and seeped into the soil. My limbs were useless and I knew now that I could shed them. Through will alone I caused my arms and my legs to detach and drop to the ground. Waves of euphoria swept over me; my mangled body was bathed in white light and I felt weightless. I fell to the ground and rolled around in my blood, mad with ecstasy, speaking in tongues. The Wolf God picked me up in his infinite paws and lifted me to the sky. I pledged my dominion to him and as my body and consciousness shrank to a point, he promised me I would live eternally in the astral realm of the wolves. Now I am gay.
>>70130976
Then why don't they at least hire good comedians to write for them?
Name a woman comedian who doesn't use at least one of these "woman comedy crutches":
- menstruation and PMS related jokes
- sexual partner jokes
- women poop/fart/are disgusting too! jokes
- men are pigs/dogs/perverts/inferior/stupid jokes
