about to watch this bad boy all in one go tonight, just waiting on my crab legs to finish boiling.
what am i in store for bros?
>>70878777
An amazing, enticing start, followed by shit.
They could have done so much with this, it seems they took the most boring route possible and tried to salvage it with the most predictable tweest known to man.
>>70878777
Book was a pretty cozy read but I just couldn't get into this.
>what am i in store for bros?
a waifu
>tfw you see your ex with another dude
I was not prepared for this feel
What films represent my drama
500 days of summer
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
>>70878600
>TSUUUUUUUUUU loudly at them
>go on your gay boat for homo adventures
It's fucking simple you retard
>>70878631
Both of these are great picks.
Also
>1943's Heaven Can Wait
>The Princess Bride
>Casablanca
>When Harry Met Sally...
>Breakfast at Tiffany's
>The Shop Around the Corner
>Gone with the Wind
Is there any evidence showing that Elliot has seen this movie?
If the young man has ever seen American Psycho, would he reflect on his life and his thoughts?
Or he would have been deaf to its message?
>>70878591
Elliot had no capacity for self-introspection and was severely deluded; he would likely fail to see the connections between himself and Bateman and fail to empathize with him because Bateman had a gf and got women. Also check 'em.
>>70878667
this
once he hit puberty he was literally a ticking time bomb. he refused to take his medication and multiple tried to help him and give him therapy but as he aged he actively refused it.
>>70878667
Pretty much.
I doubt anything but intensive psychotherapy could have changed his mind about his status as a self-styled sympathetic protagonist.
The Carbonaro Effect is one of my favorite things on television solely for when he reveals to people they're on a hidden camera show and at first they're confused because they've never heard of it so he keeps explaining the show until people try to be polite by pretending they've heard of the show. It's kind of sad but it makes me laugh every time.
>>70878457
I want to see this smug fuckboy get ass raped on one of these episodes. He's bent over facing the camera and a big black stud is pounding him from behind. At first he doesn't like it, but soon he starts to enjoy it.
>>70879166
But it was all a magic prank.
>>70879444
If you consider a magic prank to be twelve solid inches of tube steak filling in his virgin rectum. He grits his teeth and feels each inch of that cock as it slides in and out of his ass. The warm slush of cum in his colon is a welcome feeling, a harbinger of the end. But it isn't done. This guy has balls full of cum and a cock that doesn't go soft.
Also, I witnessed your trips, and I respect them.
Semper Fi
Yes, these are real.
hello beautiful
>there are people who use unironically use kino on this board.
are there?
I say kino in real life lol
I LIKE TO
Admit it.
You're all just jelly cuz he's drowning in all that sweet boipuccy and enjoying it
I'm only jealous that he can be universally known as a criminal yet somehow magically get away with it.
>>70878499
In fairness he made a good movie once. I get Polanski getting a pass because he made several good movies.
>>70878312
This guy probably has dead homos in his basement. Creepy motherfucker.
>tfw you'll never be rich white and popular
>>70878303
I was everything but the rich part.
fame is the worst. give me money and anonymity and i;m set
>tfw you'll always be a dumb stinky black pleb
>Latest news
Engage!: The Official Star Trek Podcast has launched, with Adam Nimoy and "Weird Al" Yankovic as the first guests.
http://www.startrek.com/article/weird-al-adam-nimoy-first-guests-on-engage-podcast
>Star Trek 2017
First look teaser and logo reveal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpPweAooeE
>Star Trek Beyond
Trailer 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
Trailer 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzD8H6o1awQ
>Other...
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>>70878127
Am I the only one who likes Kirk's new outfit. Also who do you think Beyond is going to turn out? I don't think it could be as bad as Into Darkness and I legitimately enjoyed 09. I'm thinking it will be between the two and be meh.
>>70878127
I love Star Trek. Simon Pegg is great in it.
He wrote parts of the script and is a huge fan so I know it's gonna' be good.
Thanks OP.
>>70878194
I'm in-between but growing on those designs.
>>70878194
I like the Beyond outfits too. Cautiously optimistic about Beyond; trailer 2 was pretty Trekky imo.
Will Refn ever make Elisalamkino? I wanna see this so bad tbqhfamilia
>In March 2014, a little over a year after Lam's death, brothers Brandon and Philip Murphy sold a horror script, The Bringing, that uses the investigation into it as a backstory for a fictional investigating detective's slowly unraveling sanity. They were widely criticized for doing this so soon after the death.[8] Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn was originally slated for that task
>>70878064
talk like a normal human bean you fucking retard.
Why? are you some sort of fucking retarded low iq cinema embryo plebeian with entry level meme movie taste?
She was too cute to die the way she did
ITT: Movies Rotten Tomatoes were completely wrong about. Warcrafy was a very good and entertaining fantasy movie.
>>70878045
Threadly reminder that Gul'dan did nothing wrong.
I thought it was pretty good, went with 3 people 1 guys and 2 girls with only me knowing anythig, all 3 of them liked it and ubderstood te plot without any background knowledge.
Mad Max: Fury Road is the single most overrated movie I have ever seen
The story was basically non existent. I read people saying it had the best story and it was deep and stuff but it was literally they go from point A to point B then drive all the way back to A
The acting was okay at best. Charlize Theron was the best out of them all. I was quite disappointed with Tom Hardy as Max as he had no development and he just seemed to grunt and mumble his way through the film. Nux was okay although I hated that they had to throw in the obligatory romance with one of the...
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>>70877995
Wow.
Reddit: The Movie was bad.
>>>/news/
>>70877995
>I read people saying it had the best story and it was deep
No you fucking didn't
>>70877995
yeah, capeshit is much better than fury road
7.1
CANNES BTFO
GET FUCKED SNOBBY FRENCH FILTH MONGERS
>>70877915
>IMDB
Fine, here's your reply, U happy now?
>>70878386
IMDB is a better source than Cannes
Less pretentious
>>70877915
>imdb
nigga the boondock saints is at 7.9 on that site
How does anyone take this guy seriously?
He looks like his face never aged past 13
face looks more mature than mine
>>70877730
He received better drugs than captain america on the super soldier program.
Why is this trilogy so comfy?
can we all agree godzilla vs mechagodzilla 1974 was the best of them all?
is that the one where the aliens turn into roaches?
>>70877649
I thought we established it already
>>70879299
Chimps.
>>70877649
vs hedorah was better