What would happen if Mary Elizabeth Winstead were on a tour of Willy Wonka's factory and tried the unfinished Three Course Meal gum? What could be done with her?
>>72003112
the movie would probably get canceled (like BrainDead) midway through
uhoh i better attach my mouth to her pussy like a leech and suck all the juices out so she doesn't swell up!
>>72003536
Too late, she's already ten feet around, friend. Probably weighs around 16 tons by now.
He was the most underrated source of humor on the show, and wound up being my 3rd favorite character after Silvio and Christopher. On top of all that he's portrayed masterfully by the legendary slime ball Joe Pantoliano. Every worst character on the Sopranos forum I've read has him listed among the likes of Janice and Ginny Sack. One thing's for sure, he's definitely not THAT bad. What do you shitheads think?
>>72003104
I like him because he reminds me of my stepdad, who ironically was also murdered...
Ralph was a GOAT character. Only plebs hate him.
>>72003215
that's not ironic
>"The Big Lebowski" is a shite film. You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean? Plot matters. You know, don't get me wrong."Miller's Crossing," "No Country For Old Men," structured, quality filmmaking...bloody "Ladykillers"! They...
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The story isn't the point. It's just an excuse to see the Dude's interactions with various breeds of LA cuckoos
>>72003004
Pretty much, and to show that no matter the amount of plotting and insanity he gets caught up in, he basically remains exactly the same guy and goes back to doing what he always does.
It seems ridiculous to praise Miller's Crossing and dislike Lebowski when it's pretty much a parody of the same genre.
If TBL is plotless, what the fuck is Burn After Reading?
Was this the best casting ever?
>>72002696
Perhaps.
Assuming Jackson doesn't count as Nick Fury, then yes. Gary Oldman as Gordon comes close though
>>72002696
Oh most definitely. With the sole exception of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.
Cuckoo!
>>72002531
The whole film just didn't fit thematically with the rest of Craig's Bond films. You have Bond taking down huge criminal organizations for the first 3 films, as Bond does. Then they all turn out to be connected to Blofeld who is out to get Bond personally because his daddy didn't stroke his cock when he was a young lad. I like Waltz and the Spectre had some amazing scenes but all together it fell flat and left a bad taste in my mouth.
>>72002531
>shitty Bond girls
>SPECTRE gets hyped up as this ultra-evil super secret omnipotent organization only for Bond to find its main HQ and almost murder its leader incredibly easily
>Blofeld's character reduced to "Daddy loved you more than me so I killed him and decided to ruin your life forever, never realizing this was petty and retarded even after I grew up"
>no explanation of...
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It was a Brosnan/Moore style Bond film. Total camp. The trouble is that Craig can't do camp at all, he doesn't have the charisma or the wit for it.
It also recycles the "is the 00 Program still relevant" plot from Skyfall, but manages to make it stupider and more nonsensical.
Mr. Homolka...
Kony is the GOAT hide n seek player
>>72002522
A movie featuring both Bruce Campbell and Tim Curry that ends with the cast using a laser beam to fend off gorillas in an exploding volcano.
Why doesn't Congo get more love?
>>72002582
not enough sesame cake.
it was CENTRAL to the book.
How badly will this bomb?
https://youtu.be/AX1BTiHzq-I
>>72002164
about 7 badly
pretty sure they never expected anything from it anyway
the type of movie that you fasttrack to make a quick buck off uneducated people
>its a dave thinks hes an actor like his big brother episode
Why isn't there a Stephen King thread?
Pic related seems relevant to current news
>>72002160
It looks like you just started one. Congratulations. I hope this is the beginning of an epic new meme
>>72002160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXgbUsuUcoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv6QfPCPsv0
Oh sh*t
how does a criminal who seemingly murders and causes mayhem at random make more sense than a vigilante trying to save the city his parents help build and died in by fighting crime.
fucking reddit
I'm 14 and this is deep
>>72002565
I know Reddit is the go to, but this really just reeks of Facebook
Well I'm a peanut bar and I'm here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies
Prisons recruitin' em and police be shootin' em
And rap artists lootin' em and labels are dilutin' em
And Barack Obama be scared o' me
Cuz I don' swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free
Lemme...
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Good thread
>>72001824
Can peanut bars actually rap?
>>72001866
well ya it happens in the scene MR. dubs
I know Baneposting is the dankest meme on 4chan and all that, but if we can ignore be real for a moment, am I the only one who legitimately, unironically considers TDKR the most enjoyable, entertaining film in The Dark Knight trilogy?
for you
its a big movie
U U
U U
Should I watch original or redux?
People will tell you that one is better than the other for this reason or that. But truth is, as long as you're not a pleb, you'll enjoy it either way. One extra scene shouldn't ruin the film for you.
>>72000995
Redux, but skip the plantation scene.
>>72002827
what's wrong with the plantation scene? I quite liked it myself
zack snyder embraces masculinity. these are large, burly hairy men that lift weights, kill people, and fuck 10/10 bitches.something we will never see in a SJW Marvel quip fest.
>>71999722
incoming
Apologize
>>71980504
>>71999722
truth anon
Ok, I heard from a friend tht the Fast and Furious movies aren't sorted by chronological order. This means that the sixth one might not be a direct sequel to the fifth one. In what order should I watch ghe movies?
BumpThis moment, we own it
>>71999498
4 5 6 7
>>71999498
The order they came out idiot. 2-4 are shit though.
Why didn't Don Bluth make any more movies as good as this? The rest of his movies (in my opinion) range from mediocre to just outright bad.
American Tail and The Land Before Time are good, though.
>>71996163
I love Titan AE, but other than that you're right
Studio interference.