https://youtu.be/-bbuSN0SyHw
>what's the difference between a wet raccoon and Donald's trumps hair?
>a wet raccoon doesn't have 7 fucking billion dollars in the bank
what did he mean by this
>the way invanka looks at him
how can she even love another man when her father is the most alpha male in existence
I don't even support Donald Trump but find it gross that there isn't enough criticism directed at Hillary in the mainstream media. It's so biased towards her it's disgusting.
Someone post the s
Situation bit.
You guys ready for Guardians of the Galaxy 2?
>>72012551
No, we were ready years ago, you didn't strike while the iron's hot, no one likes Chris Pratt anymore
What's with the green Navi?
Ha ha I'm sure mom can be persuaded
Apologize.
For what?
>>72012516
For being a mysoginistic pig
>>72012516
Certified fresh.
Has anyone gone to see Swiss Army Man? Thoughts?
Yup. I have to fart right now.
They didn't show it in my country and the torrents aren't out yet.
What happened to Sunday?
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/swiss/
How many lights do you see?
>>72012368
IF YOU DONT GET ME OFF THIS DAMN STATION IM GOING LEAVE YOU MILES
>>72012368
Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra.
>>72012446
That sounds like a fascinating story. But I am just a tailor.
>she was the best one
huh, didn't see that coming
RELLY?
For a time /tv/ liked Leslie Jones when it was revealed she was the most decent person on set and the other members were spoiled shits. Honestly, she seems like a nice person deep down.
>>72012441
Fuck off, you pathetic cuck.
>same actors
>same directors
>same writers
Why is it then that the first one is so much better than the other two? It's on a whole other level.
Seriously, the other two are shit.
>first movie, one person on poster
>second movie, two people
>third, three
Pottery
>>72012323
The first one is the best because it's literally a perfect movie. It's 100 percent flawless in every way. Back to the future II is a fucking great movie, but it's not perfect. Back to the future III is also great but it's a departure from the other two, They're not shit you hyperbolic cunt. And Taken as a whole, the trilogy is a cohesive, single story that's really really well done with intricate layers of contuity and interweaving of cause, effect, and gives them a feeling of deja vu...
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>>72012323
The second one hasn't aged well. Third one was always shit.
Or maybe someone went back and fucked with it... great scott!
YOU NEED A TEACHER
>>72012268
YOU NEED A FATHEROH WAITSO DO I;__;
IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I'M THE BIGGEST GUY
>>72012268
-he says as he's trying to kill her
about to watch pic related
what am i going to think about it?
>you
>think
>>72012263
didn't the original suck balls?!
After tha movie I just wanna sleep with rowdy black girls who would kill you for a chocolate bar and ride around in a sedan covered in lights.
What the fuck was Don's problem?
>>72012134
>dat zoobie zoo
celebrating birthdays made him uncomfortable because of his shitty childhood
also he didn't like his hot new wife sexing it up around his friends and co-workers
>quite the coquette
>>72012134
Don Draper is a stupid baby who has never reflected upon his life.
this is why he has some difficulties to write whatever stuff Roger ordered him to write. This is why he asks Peggy about her dreams, which are pitiful to whomever has stepped back a little from any social alienation to think a few minutes on their existences. he thinks that women are not meant to be whores, thus bringing his own unhappiness.
but no, Don is the cliché of the 40 something who never took 5 minutes to do this basic task.
>>72012134
He was spilling his spaghetti in front of everyone
Why can't this guy FUCK OFF with his one trick rehashes
>>72012059
Yeah but Eva though. Also looks like a better X-Men movie than Apocalypse, and now that Burton has kicked his albatross to the curb he might get better.
>>72012059
As long as I'm getting Eva green in my life idgaf
>>72012162
this
ITT: Based movie deaths
>will never go out fighting Orc hordes
>>72011997
Why didn't he use his shield though?
>>72012080
why didn't your mother swallow?
>tfw ywn go out by fistfighting a werewolf
What was her fucking problem?
She was married to a giant manbaby who never really grew up.
>>72011983
she was a female
Why is this scene in every American movie?
name 26 american movies that make use of this scene
>>72011995
>expecting OP to be extremely autistic.
>>72011995
>>72012090
maybe hes still typing i keep checking every so often to see if hes posted them yet.
>THhat’s not who we are,” a familiar presidential entreaty, came to mind after watching Woody Allen’s Café Society and the new Ghostbusters. Each film offers a comical view of American types, but enjoyment may depend on whether one feels the characters are credible. They aren’t. The Jewish-Americans of Café Society recall Allen’s boilerplate self-deprecation, while Ghostbusters has been rebooted, mostly with Saturday Night Live performers as urban caricatures. The gimmick in each film is to appease the current diversity craze.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Jones’s Patty Tolan is the friendliest subway-booth clerk in New York City history. She lacks the education of the three white ghostbusters, who unite as professionals of paranormal science, but she has the gumption to join up out of the same fealty known from black domestics in early Hollywood films. Jones is the tallest of all the Ghostbusters actresses (the others being Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, and Kate McKinnon), and at 48 years old she also suggests the longest career struggle, now finally receiving late acceptance from the showbiz mainstream....
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>Similar cultural stagnation occurs in Café Society. Woody Allen celebrates the vaunted era of New York’s segregated 1930s nightlife — and its West Coast counterpart in Hollywood. The story of Bobby Stern (Jesse Eisenberg), the brother of a New York gangster and nephew of a high-powered Hollywood agent, centers on his falling in love with non-Jewish women — a Los Angeles secretary, Vonnie (Kristen Stewart), and an East Coast divorcee, Veronica (Blake Lively). But Allen glosses over the cross-ethnic infatuations as well as instances of ethnically...
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Fuck this crybaby.
Everything he writes is so absolutely forced, no matter how "well written" you think it is. He talks in circles without getting anywhere.