Anyone else ever taken a shit inside a movie theater while the movie is playing? I did it for the sixth time in my life today, after a four year hiatus. I usually grab an unpopular spot to the side, somewhere in the middle, and shit in one of the seats about half an hour into the movie. Then I get up and pretend to go to the bathroom. When I come back I return to a different seat, one from which I can see the seat I shat in and the people around it becoming increasingly bothered by the smell. The hardest part is hiding the hysterical laughter.
Word to the wise: Remember Pearl Harbor!
Alright guys, say if there was someone who rarely watched movies, if you could make a list of top 10 must see movies what would it be?
3. Avengers: Age of Ultron
4. Captain America 3: The Civil war
5. Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
7. 10 Cloverfield Lane
9. The Revenant
10. Star Wars The Force Awakens
ITT: talentless hacks that need to be removed from the industry
Where was the part where I was suppose to laugh?
What's the best film based on this book?
What is the best superhero film/show and why is it the Flash?
Shame we'll never have a Grant Gustin Flash film.
Daredevil was a lot better than I expected it to be, but some small details bothered me.
Incredibly inane shit like their makeup.
Daredevil make me actually enjoy the Punisher, something I didn't give a fuck about before.
But Jessica Jones got stale quickly for me, I did enjoy it but the acting and the edgyness was irritating.
What do you think of her?
>Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing
Is this true?
>they realize they wasted their golden years bullshitting around and never made a family, causing self-loathing
>they realize their life lacks the warmth of family life, a haven in a heartless world
>Uh, you don't get to bring House Cup winners
These are *not* House Cup winners
Pick up a harry potter book and replace every "wand" with "dick".
What did QT mean by this?
Why do people in movies have such shitty trigger discipline?
What is trigger discipline and why does everyone bring it up when someone is posing in images with a gun.
They didnt fight so good...
Who you finna call, white boi?
What went wrong? Seriously, there was a long ass stretch where this nigga was untouchable. Was headlining everything, blowing up box office, music, etc.
He got fucking old, the nostalgia wore off, people realized he wasn't that good, his homosexuality got out of control, scientology, changes in culture, his ''persona'' is very dated, etc