Seriously, what went wrong?
ITT: Characters that are literally you
Pic related, except I'm a guy. But I'm just as lovably autistic.
have no fear, the 7 raiders are here!
Gaze upon me, as I roll a perfect (that's right) PERFECT 7 on this post!
do NOT try this at home
>it's a brent spiner carries the movie episode
>Light music plays
Why didn't Schultz just shake his hand?
Imagine being Hugh Jackman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sophie Turner, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific hairline and rat fucking face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Hugh and not only stand there while Sophie Turner waddlles her disgusting body towards you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her acne and leathery skin, and just stand there, take after take,...
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Hey /tv/, you ever been to Shell Beach?
AWAKE CHIROPTERAN SON
I dedicate this GET to Azor Jon
Long may he rule!
What is the hip hop of cinema?
This is embarrassing. Star Trek is over. Beyond comes out in a few weeks and NOBODY is hype. Even killing Chekov made no difference
Mary Sue vs Jaws... you're gonna need a bigger shark.
Sure her tits and ass were nicer to look at than Richard Dryfuss chest hair but I found her ability to out maneuver a shark in the water a tad unrealistic.
Even in "Jaws" they needed a gun and shit to defeat the shark... This stronk independent woman didn't need any weapons invented by the patriarchy... all she needed was her cunning and determination.
>there was actual applause by female audience members at the end of the movie...
>next season, on Game of Thrones
What made this such a good movie?
Why was it better than any of the previous installments?