Why do they keep hiring Janitors when they don't do anything?
Idk
>>71394647
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>>71394647
They do. They delete meta threads and legitimate criticism of moderation policies all the time.
Favorite movie of 2016?
Pic related
>>71394635
>Theatrical version.
Throw it away, sempai. The pinnacle of capekino thus far has arrived.
Dawn of Justice Ultimate Cut
>>71394635
>theatrical version
Civil war must have triggered you
>>71395106
>ultimate edition
my nigga
Who was in the right here?
>>71394616
Me on the right
Is this the only good nu-simpsons joke?
Is he going to warg the dragons?
>>71394576
Would be pretty cool
>>71394576
Seems likely.
And the knight kning.
Equality
These days, what do we see?
Intolerance, hate, iniquity.
Oftentimes it is a misdeed
To be different, so please take heed.
But why match the commonality?
Does it even have to be?
Can't we just live the noble desire?
Be ourselves, together, without ire.
Would it be worthwhile to achieve this equalitiy?
Or is it unattainable insanity?
Truthfully, an exceptional thought.
But all we need is our persistent volition!
To achieve this precious ambition.
This is what we've always sought:
To live peacefully,
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Jerome: What a nice day to go for a walk.
Hey, how are you doing? I like your shirt. Where did you buy it?
Ryan: Are you kidding me? What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you talking to me?
Just go back to the cottage that you call home. Don't get on my nerves.
Jerome: Excuse me, what's your problem? Is it because I am black?
Ryan: Of course it's not because of your skin-color or your freaking red hair.
I have no time for that. Get out of my way.
Jerome: OU, why did you do that?
Johnny: Are you crazy? Don't hurt...
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Johnny: Hey man, why do you have a problem with our black brothers and sisters? We are all created equal with the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. When you offend this guy, you attack all humans in this great country, you attack the constitution of the United States and the values of our democracy we've been fighting for. So the simple question is will we live free or in chains?
Ryan: People like him come over here, steal our jobs, our money, soil our glorious country and the worst of all they threaten our way of life, the "American Dream".
Johnny: But that's exactly what you are talking about. The American Dream stands for the possibility to reach everything you want if you are willing to work hard.
Ryan: Actually, you're right. I'm able to see your point now. I think I got a paradigm shift. I feel way more comfortable with this attitude.
Jerome: Yes, you got it finally.
Peace isn't based on race or religion, gender or sexual orientation - it doesn't matter who you are or what you look like.
Ryan: Now I am a better person. I'll do everything to prove it and make the world a better place.
Jerome: Thank you bro for your outstanding courage.
Johnny: That's self-evident my friend.
Don't look away, be courageous!
GODDAMN IMMIGRANTS, BLASTING THEIR RAP MUSIC AND SHOOTING ALL THE JOBS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tx_KJnpjofk
So how much more do we have to be shown before it's okay for us to realize this shit is poorly timed, poorly written, ripped off humor?
*parp*
>sex jokes
>race jokes
>fart jokes
>slapstick
>80s reboot
Who is this movie's target audience?
>>71394629
Out of touch executives.
Why did she go on the tower after promising not to?
She just did
>>71394516
>women
>not all liars
>>71394516
women am i right?
>"You can have any brew you want as long as it's this filthy Mexican piss water."
What was Dom trying to tell us with this line?
Drinking Corona is the equivalent of using Tabasco as hot sauce.
>>71394475
>>71394475
I only drink champagne famalama stay plebe
Any films as brilliant as this?
Yes, lots. Most, really.
Not many animated ones. I can think of Coraline and The Song of the Sea off the top of my head.
Did the Extended cut make anyone else really like Lois?
She's quite the detective.
Well, she's faster to realize things than Batman, and I don't honestly like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhKzY0BKwY
>"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill"
I don't understand this line. What is he trying to say exactly?
>>71394428
Some motherfuckers insist on doing things the hard way.
Shut the fuck upyou bitch ass cracka
---From Blade
Deadpool w/R rating
>Box office: $775.7 million
X-Men: Apocalypse w/PG-13
>Box office: $484.7 million
Why do Americas only like movies with memes now?
>>71394315
You mean movies with balls and hot slutty bitches instead of stronk womyn and twinks and muh persecution
Apocalypse was shit, Deadpool was decent
>>71395184
>and hot slutty bitches
I didn't see this in Deadpool.
I wish more people would appreciate this film
>Amazing first minute shot of the Universal Logo being Mars, zoom up to Mars' surface and the research facility
>Amazing fight scene with that Military guy who falls down into that pit where he must try to battle a demon while also trying to get out safely
>An amazing kickass heavy soundtrack
>The Pinky demon having an identical design to the Doom 3 Pinky model
>That...
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>>71394246
>film
*flick
>>71394271
underground cinematrograplickino imo tbqh family
I don't know about you guys but I think The Purge: Election Year looks phenomenal. Don't believe me? Then check out this awesome trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhP0woS0R_o
Fuck off shill.
>liberals think that the only reason everyone isn't senselessly killing each other is because it's illegal
>>71394228
>Those fucking meme masks again
Yeah, nah
Game of thrones thread?
Hey why is there no gay interracial sex in Game of Thrones?
>>71394206
Because it's a bad show
>>71394206
There is.
Remember Oberyn?
>>71394206
That's next season
>all men must cum