Describe this movie with a single haiku.
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck.
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck.
The sun rises now.
>>61819610
I would if I knew what the fuck a "haiku" actually was. Take your weeb shit back to /a/, nerd. This is a board for intellectual film discussion, not childlish cartoons.
>>61819751
>I would if I knew what the fuck a "haiku" actually was
>Take your weeb shit back to /a/
Should I go? I would be alone and also I don't want to get my butthole touched
Sure, its a lot funner than I expected.
Dress up a bit and, for the love of all thats holy, DO NOT TELL ANYONE THAT ITS YOUR FIRST TIME.
Sure. Go alone. Have a good time, and just stay in your seat if you don't want your butt hole touched.
>>61819625
>DO NOT TELL ANYONE THAT ITS YOUR FIRST TIME.
they know m8, they always sniff out the virgins
Braveheart
The Mist
Shaun of the Dead
Pandorum
Lucky Number Slevin
>>61819304
Shrek 1
Shrek 2
Shrek 4
Shrek 3
Braveheart
Braveheart
The Man Without a Face
The Passion of the Christ
Apocalypto
Hacksaw Ridge
Berserker
Avatar
The Dark Knight
Drive
???
Lost
I still can't fucking believe this shit
>4th Chapter, the original which starts it all, the most basic in the series with a simple story that survives on its resonance and charm, and is arguably the best film in the trilogy because it had no predecessor to live up to.Everything rides on this film being a success and careful attention is paid to every detail to make the film into something memorable.
>5th Chapter, the darkest in the series where characters begin to grapple with their struggles, which many...
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>>61819136
>1st Chapter, made years after the original trilogy, allows the director to go full hack and starts off a new saga reliant on CGI and filled with pointless, depthless character that has multiple plot lines that make the films hard to follow. There's some strange charm about the first chapter that's almost appealing or reminiscent of the original film, but not enough to overcome that fact that it's just bad.
>2nd Chapter, the one which truly...
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>>61819136
>>61819155
Prequels > Hobbit
tbh
>>61819136
RotK was far better than TT.
Did anybody else think the anal sex scene (OK so you didn't actually see it, but it was outright stated that's what was going to happen) at the end of The Kingsman was really fucking vulgar and unnecessary?
>>61818798
No more vulgar than that time Sean Connery raped that chick in one of the bond movies.
It's make believe you fucking chode, fuck off back to whatever hugbox you seeped from.
>>61818798
what's wrong with anal sex?
the whole movie was tonally inconsistent
Hey UK Peeps,
Don't mind me.
Just using your license fee to buy more pies and getting constant work from being one of the go to fatties when the BBC needs to fulfil their at least one woman on every TV show mission statement.
Indeed, that's my thing too.
>>61818772
I want her to fart in my mouth
what kind of boring bastard watches HIGNFY
Animorphs movie is happening.
Thread archived before I could post this
http://screenrant.com/animorphs-movie-director/
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Animorphs-Getting-Their-Own-Movie-Because-Nostalgia-82137.html
>everyone but the black girl dies
This is the perfect movie the the current political climate.
>>61818378
>>61818378
Flop imminent
This will only appeal to the furry crowd
Last nights episode wasn't the worst one.
No, but it's still terrible.
>what if, we made Batman, but he's MEXICAN Batman? xD
>what if, we had a video game that was, like, an IRL video game? xD
>what if, we copied our storyline directly from X-Men? xD
>what if, we had a poor little white boy get cucked, and what if we made him a Petrelli? xD
>what if, we had Chuck be a mutant hunter but in fact he's a mutant himself? xD
>what...
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>>61818061
Wait what? Petrelli?
what? heroes is back?
Return Of The Jedi almost had a completely different ending. George Lucas toyed with the idea that after Luke witnesses Yoda's death, he puts his blanket on, proclaims “Now I am Yoda” and morphs into him.
DARTH ICKY
What
>>61817892
Mulholland Drive almost had a completely different ending. David Lynch toyed with the idea that after the Rita witnesses Naomi's death, she puts her wig on, proclaims "Now I am Naomi" and morphs into her.
>that voice
Any good Breslin scenes in this show?
>>61817861
I love this show. It's so much fun
>>61817861
> that voice
> that deadpan delivery
> those earmuffs
>>61817890
I liked the part where Emma bullies her with the knife in episode 5. Breastlin looked so submissive I wanted to bully her myself.
I'm hosting a monster movie marathon in two weeks and need help coming up with drinking rules for it. Also any suggestions for campy horror movies that would be fun to get drunk to would be appreciated.
So far my rules are:
- If a black guy dies first finish your drink
-If someone says "it's over, it's finally over" and it's not finish your drink
- If an authority figure refuses to believe the protagonist drink
- If there are tits on screen drink
- If they're fleeing from the monster drink until they stop
>>61817545
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=horror+movie+drinking+game
>>61817545
drink whenever somebody is running from the monster, trips over and tries to crawl instead of just getting back up
drink whenever OP humblebrags about having friends and a social life with drugs
*sip*
Your favourite tarrantino film
Mines django unchained
>>61816468
gotta say that's my least favorite
favorites are Kill Bill and Jackie Brown far and away
>>61816468
4/10 bait
This isn't even AL Sharpton's favorite Tarentino movie.
>>61816522
Why dont people like it
Won a fight?
>>61816405
>Acts like a big tough guy
>Gets his ass beaten to a fucking pulp moments later by an old man half his size
What was the point of this fucking movie?
>>61816442
THE OLD MAN IS GOD, ONLY GOD FORGIVES, BUT HE DIDNT FORGIBE DONT U UNDESTAND??????
BRAVO REFN
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>>61816469
>THE OLD MAN IS GOD
I 've heard this before, but who told you? This is not some shit easily understood in the movie.
What are your 3 favorite Pixar movies?
1. Finding Nemo
2. Ratatouille
3. Cars
Toy story 2
Shrek
Inside out
>>61816219
I hate Pixar.
IS IT FRESH?
ITS FROZEN?
DREADFUL. ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL.
Master Chef >>>>>>> hells kitchen
IT'S FUH-KING RAAAAAAAAAAW
Post YouTube videos you doughnuts