Guys I want to watch some detectivecore.
What are the essential detective films? Doesn't have to be noir, just detective shit. Any kind of crime so long as the protag is a fucking detective.
Pic related, a fucking detective.
What went wrong?
yeah, too much additional fluff from Silmarillion.
Too dependent on CGI (remember that sad pic of Sir Ian with his head in his hands in a green room)
The fact that tonally the book is very different from the epic fantasy of the LOTR series.
Too dependent on franchise shit. Characters for their own sake rather than story purposes. Fucking Billy Conolly and fucking Stephen Fry.
Why was the wolfman In star wars?
ITT: Remakes that are better than the original
>last man on earth
>he's not the last man on earth
>episode of this comes on
>hmmm seems interesting
>there are at least two other people there appearantly
>they are not even hallucinations
Turned me off the show. Dropped. Means its just like every other show.
ITT: Scenes women will never understand
What do you think he meant by this?
>Has no one backing him up, yet still gets treated like he's a leader of something (which he isn't)
>People trust him despite being an obvious shit eating liar
>Fucks a female prison guard and has a woman fall in love with him despite him KILLING HER HUSBAND (Peter Marie even talks to Gloria like it's a romance novel. "HE'S DANGEROUS")
>Is never raped
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>Implying two men can actually fall in love
POZ MY NEG HOLE FAMM
Gays were pretty desperate to make you think they're like normal heterosexual couples.
I'm not gay but my one weekend with a dude was pretty fucking fun.
I reckon a yearly fling with a guy could lead to awesome sex once you are comfortable with it.
Man he gave me the best vlowjob I ever had, lord knows what else he could have taught me.
ayy enjoy your lifetime of cvcking, child support, and alimony payments, straightfriend
What's his catchphrase?
Do people actually get paid for doing these posters?...
Is 80s Eddie Murphy the best black actor of all time?
We all know who's the best black actor of all time
what went wrong?
what NON capeshit/starwars/startrek/warcraft movie are you most looking forward to most in 2016?
What capeshit/starwars/startrek/warcraft movie are you most looking forward to in 2016?
>New King Arthur movie coming out
>Ok I'll give this a shot
>Find it on imdb
>Black guy in the cast
Dropped that one pretty quick.
That 'Risen' movie or whatever, about this Roman detective tasked with finding Christ's body, and it becomes something like a skeptics pilgrimage through the original Christian faith. Seems cool. He guys all like 'What is this, some type of MIRACLE?'.
Not a fan of how Pontius Pilates is made to look wholly responsible for Christ's death, though. Mucks up the whole story.
Why is that girl pregnant in the island if they aren't even taught what sex is. God it is such a bad movie even if it is one of Michael Bays better ones. I just re watched it tonight and I'm just here thinking that is 2 hrs I'll never get back but I felt like I had to finish it once I started so what does /tv/ think of The Island.