Why did anakin have a British accent when he took the helmet off?
>>62774732
Years of cvcking does that.
>>62774732
So the audience would warm up to him
Years of playing the harmonica to hisself, duh.
What was better; A New Hope or Empire Strikes Back?
>>62774673
A personal computer, you iFaggot
>>62774673
Both are overrated shit Episode II is infinitely superior to both and underrated as fuck.
Personally, ESB. Mainly because it ends with the Empire winning, leaving the viewer in anticipation for the thrilling conclusion.
Is it wrong that I found the implied story of a mute Middle-Eastern guy who'd competed in the Olympics trying to fight the United States Army much more interesting than the actual movie?
>>62774661
Nah, he was interesting.
never thought about it like that before: would watch
Is this from American sniper?
ITT awesome revenge movies.
>>62774515
Unforgiven
>>62774515
Ghost rape: the movie. But she was a hooker so it can't really count as rape, more like larceny. Also being whipped to death is probably the scariest thing ever.
>>62774549
Whipped to death?
Is this the worst actor in any show ever?
>>62774466
at least she's pretty
>>62774487
>those teeth
Can't do it m8.
what's wrong with her voice?
what went so wrong /tv/?
>>62774389
what did he mean by this?
I was overjoyed when I heard on /tv/ that this charlatan had finally died, but I was also saddened by the fact that he hadn't suffered that much before deciding that he could insult film criticism no longer. The pain and suffering that he went through is only a fraction of the evil that he inflicted on the millions of cinematically illiterate teenagers. When I found out that the old fart had finally decided to not assault the public with his adolescent approach to art, I pulled off the framed picture of Armond White from my wall, kissed it reverently, and immediately embarked...
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Id rather cut that remaining chin skin and look like Raziel than this.
Who else has no intention of seeing the new star wars? pic related
Only you desu
I'll pirate it
>>62774242
What a sad pathetic person you are. Not because you're not going to see Star Wars but the incessant ME TOO ME TOO shitposting you're doing.
Best thing you favor about this show?
Pic related.
How most everything that hits the ground explodes, and every once in a while the characters notice and think it's weird.
>>62774149
Those pop ups!
No way. The tree episode was funnier
What does /tv/ think of comedian David Cross?
>>62774083
I believe his test papers are in order.
>Shut Up You Fucking Baby!
One of the greatest stand-up routines I've ever heard. His other two recordings... not so much.
>>62774100
i have no idea what this means. thanks for nothing
Is there a reason he's not a Darth?
Or is that just not a thing anymore?
He's not a Sith, he's a member of the Knights of Ren.
Something something Sith order title
Something rule of two
Something something undiscovered sith something holocron
Either way, ep7 will suck. And it's not because of that nigger.
>>62774058
JJ will get more dividends from the merchandise and future films and shows if he creates his own original order of villains.
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself ONE question
What is it, /tv/?
>>62774056
Are you a big guy?
What's wrong with your faaaaaace?
>>62774056Heeheeheeheeheeheehee
The best day of the week is here!
unless fargo becomes star wars no one on this ship board will care
>>62773943
One day there will be no more Monday Fargos. Why bother?
Quit after the second episode, show was boring me.
Thoughts?
>>62773896
I always thought he was related to Omar Epps. not the case actually.
i want off this ride
John Candy is rolling in his grave.
What Lightsaber form is your favourite, /tv/?
>>62773874
I'm partial to Ataru while dual wielding a lightwhip and a lightpike.
>>62773914
Now that would be a sight to behold
>>62773874
A guide for those who have no idea what any of them mean
Shi-Cho: The basic lightsaber form which focuses on broad strikes against limbs and basic blaster deflection. Ideal for fighting multiple enemies, but not single targets.
Makashi: The only Lightsaber form devoted exclusively to Lightsaber against Lightsaber combat. It's basically just fencing, focusing on quick footwork and parrying an opponents attacks to wear them down and leave them open to attack. Excellent against Lightsaber wielding...
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What's your headcanon?
I fucked Ted
To be quote honest family shaking my head
"No one will ever believe you"