>And here it is, the first trailer for upcoming fantasy epic Gods of Egypt, and wow is it white as hell. Directed by I, Robot director Alex Proyas, the film loosely follows the mythic conflict between Set and Horus, two gods vying for the throne of Egypt. Starring Games of Thrones' Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and P.S. I Love You's Gerard Butler, the film promises to be an orgy of terrible acting and awful CGI.
>But did I mention that this movie is exceedingly white? Because it is. For a movie taking place in Egypt, whose ancient people were, scholars agree, by no means close to our modern idea of whiteness, you'd be forgiven for thinking this took place somewhere on the playa during Burning Man. To quote our own Casey Newton, "There are episodes of The Brady Bunch that aren’t this white." That fact manages to be both hilarious and infuriating. I thought we learned this lesson from Exodus: Gods and Kings.
>And the worst part? Why is the one black man in this trailer literally cowering? This movie's principal cast is largely white and the one dude they save for the trailer looks like he pissed himself? How is this acceptable?
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT
>Oh it's Tatooine again! Bravo Jar Jar Hackbrahms
>No it's not Tatooine. It's original planet do not steal called Jakku
Geez that's even worse. Episode VII will be utter shit
ITT: Actors you're CONSTANTLY getting confused with
OK so I've watched the two Abrams movies, wrath of Khan, bits of voyager season 1 and I'm currently on the 5th season of TNG using this method: https://medium.com/maxistentialism-blog/star-trek-the-next-generation-in-40-hours-c4a6762cbd3
What's the correct viewing order? what's good? What's bad?
He's not even funny, why do normies love him?
What horror movies has genuinely scared you?
Can we talk about pete & pete
What made this show so amazing?
Why has it held up so well after more than 20 years?
>Can we talk about
Can we talk about your raging desire to suck cocks? Can we talk about your extreme insecurity that makes you unable to start a thread without pleading for approval? Can we talk about how much funnier and spontaneous this place was before the reddit migration?
Why she has no memorable haircut like main female characters from previous movies? Also her payis are horrible
shit /tv/ convinced you to buy
I haven't watched it yet but I'm looking forward to it
>He calls it "cinema!"
b-but thats not what i posted
it was a link to the board
what does /tv/ think of this?
Describe your penis with a movie title
He was too good for television
So... I never saw this show discussed that often on /tv/ and I finally found a decent torrent on a Russian tracker.
I like it.
Lexx thread, or any other obscure sci-fi series.
What do you want us to say about it? The made for TV movie/Pilot is amazing and his Divine Shadow is a badass. However, the rest is just strange campy fetishism in space. Which to be fair is probably what the future will be like.
If people on tumblr today have to feel special by adding 5 different sexual deviations to their bio, by the time of Star Trek TNG Picard would be tweaking his nipples on the bridge while wearing fishnet stocking under his uniform and applying lipstick like Buffalo Bill