ITT essential /stayathomemom/ core
mario and michael are only in it for the mad $$$ even though they know this show is beneath them
and daphne oz always has the fewest segments/lines so she sits there awkwardly
carla has her restaurant that she shilled on kickstarter
and clinton is just the host
What's the best way for me to pass the penis inspection at my local theater? I already failed twice and if I fail again I won't be able to buy crab legs.
>actually paying for a cinema viewing permit and entering through the main vestibule, and submitting yourself to a mandatory penis inspection
just sneak in through the narthex you gay faggot
>tfw I want to killself tomorrow
>tfw thinkin about all the movies self will never watch
what's your suicide movie? I mean the last movie you will watch before doing it
I'm going with Raiders
What went right?
What was his fucking problem?
>I'll be having an old friend for dinner
What did he mean by this?
>Silence of the Lambs Hannibal
>Tries to be reasonable
SmH TbH FaM
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
AAAaaaaAah the French
Really makes you think
So, it's treason then….WWWARUUAARAGHghghgGH
BIG THREAD IV U
Who would it be the most painful to and how?
Is he the sexiest man alive?
How do you think Kevin Smith reconciles the fact that he's a 45 year old man who makes terrible indie films, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial customer service jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving going $27000 in debt to finance his movie.
Kevin had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a Catholic and his father was a postal working. His loving Mother tried, but she placated young Rich with comic books and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Kevin was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Kevin only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Food uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then food only gave him the illusion of comfort. While contemporaries like Tarantino and PTA made cinematic masterpieces doing, Kevin peaked with his first movie, only to remain a punching bag thereafter. He is kept him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation Y, encapsulated by his love of Prince and capeshit.
Many nights Kevin does nothing but cry about comics and Star Wars, sometimes producing podcasts for a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Podcasts gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Kevin from giving up the ghost. Not his wife. Not his friend Johnny Depp. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
To be fair, nigga lost a lot of weight
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Is my husbando really dead? :(
Why was he apologizing all the time?
Was he insecure of his jokes or was he afraid of the audience thinking they were too heavy?
>comedians who play instruments usually considered shit tier or at least that segment of their routine is
>suddenly reddit the comedian shows up and everyone wont hop off his dick
I honestly don't see the appeal
>The catastrophe is preceded by an unnaturally large flock of birds flying away from impending disaster
i am so pissed right now
who will play him in the inevitable remake?