Can /Tv/ guess where am I ?
>>62978677
In a shithole in Tunisia were was shoot Star Wars.
Wait until ISIS rape your ass and kill you there fucking faggot, just don't go to fucking muslim countries you piece of shit.
captured by isis?
Old thread
>>62974803
Tower of Joy Edition
What's gonna happen at the showdown, now that we know we're going to see it?
>confirmed to happen
At least one line of dialogue will be changed causing everyone who read the books to sperg out
>will probably happen
it'll be a decent flashback scene as a cold open for the season, or as a bran flashback
>what I hope will happen
the first GoT fight with good swordplay choreography
>>62978634
Me on the right
>>62978634
Do what pic related says
Gentleman. How do we fix The Simpsons?
>>62978628
remove lisa
>>62978628
Make a series about Ned Flanders and his family instead, seeing his slow descent into degeneracy and madness.
Ded Bort
Why is the empire so powerful? How does an army of a few hundred thousand soldiers dominate an entire universe of millions of different species?
>>62978316
how did the british empire rule almost the entire world from a litttle island for 100's of years?
jews are 12 million people and they control a planet of 7 billion
>>62978333
Mostly through proxy governments of collaborating locals and private trade companies.
CLASSIC & RETRO THREAD!
Horror, Action, Sexy, Animation, anything at all... 1900-1989
>>62978306
>>62978311
>>62978358
What did you think? I think it's a top-tier comedy.
>>62977984
I love it, but I don't think nobody laughs while watching this.
>>62978015
>I don't think nobody laughs while watching this.
I agree.
>>62978015
It's ridiculous how everyone these days think a "comedy" is a film that is specifically made to induce laughter. "Laugh-out-loud" comedies are merely a sub-genre, albeit one that has almost completely taken over.
>"The Saga [Sequel Trilogy] films focus on the Skywalker family saga," she explains. "The stories follow a linear narrative that connects to the previous six films. The Force Awakens follows Return of the Jedi and continues that generational story. The Anthology films offer opportunities to explore fresh characters, new storylines and a variety of genres inside the Star Wars universe."
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/star-wars-force-awakens-kathleen-828680
So, do we all agree Rey is Han and Leia's...
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>british
>steals Falcon by chance
>Han has no clue who she is
>Leia willing to kill her
REY SKYWALKER EVERYONE
What was the Emperor's obsessian with getting Anakin/Luke on his side?
>>62977929
Wincest
I've seen almost every Cronenberg movie and tonight i'm gonna see this.
Without spoiling it, how good is it /tv?
I loved this film! The novel that is based on, must have a lot of Freud psyche theories, because the film just reflects it. And in such a perfect manner. Cronenberg has reached a point where he has got a mature talent.
It is a brilliant exploration of the Unconscious, of The Edipus Complex, and of Guilt. Cronenberg does for The Edipus Complex here, what Lynch did for The Nightmare in "Mullholland Dr." We really get into Gleg "Spider"'s mind. And it's very terrifying and disturbing inside. Not pretty at all.
The cast did an outstanding...
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>>62977829
Scary good, if you're the autistic type.
>>62977829
He killed his mother.
Wait... so they're not Nazis at all?
Your'e an idiot, OP.
>>62977873
your sentiment has been registered and deemed irrelevant.
>>62977806
Why don't they all look the same? Some of those are wearing different armor. baka
Did you watch it yesterday? One of the best episodes.
THANK YOU, BASED DAVID
Which will come first, Attenborough getting nabbed by Operation Yewtree or Attenborough dying?
>>62977750
>sardine genocide
>deep sea nope
frigate bird/dorado bro-ops
>mpreg whales
Purty good
>The much-loved broadcaster and naturalist has set a new deep-sea diving record after plunging 1,000ft below sea level for a new documentary.
>Almost 60 years after his first scuba dive at Australia's Great Barrier Reef, Attenborough returned and managed to see parts of its flora and fauna which have never before been seen.
>The father-of-two was armed with a cameraman and Triton submersible pilot as he filmed one of three documentaries, which are set to be shown on BBC One...
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THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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>June 2011
You are aware of the current year, don't you, OP?
Let's pretend that all of the previous X-men movies never happened and today they announced that they were going to make an X-men movie (that follows the same 2000 film's plot), who would you cast in the following roles?:
Wolverine, Charles Xavier, Magneto, Jean Grey, Cyclops, Storm, Rouge, and Mystique.
>>62977633
Who else but Patrick Stewart could be Xavier? He was born for the roll.
>>62977668
Yul Brenner
Too bad he's maggot food.
Why is he so muscular?
Fucking comics man, literally everyone needs to be huge
OMG WE LIKE TOTALLY HAVE A PILOT ALREADY
>>62977413
>she's a natural pilot like Luke and Anakin before her
POETRY
>>62977447
Nice work, reddit
>" I swallowed your cum ! That means something !"
It does desu
Underrated movie. Shit tier song.
Do you guys think it's gay to kiss your girlfirend that has swallowed the cum of several other dudes before you?
ITT: Post movies and discuss them
Banned from the thread:
>The words: reddit, meme, boring, pretentious, trash, or any other kind of buzzword
>Unsubstatial posts like "it's great", "it's shit", or anything without elaboration or thought into it
>flick/movie/film/cinema/kino, or any variation of that
>memes
>ITT: Post movies and discuss them
how about you start, opie?
>>62977299
The the hong kong amelie film?See I can still shitpost whilst obeying your rules
Here's a movie. Discuss it with me, please.