Hey /tv/, 23 year old male here, and huge pussy. I'm a big fucking bitch and can't do horror or scary. Last time I went through a 'haunted house' (21), I cried. I can't ever watch scary movies. One of the main things that gets me is the gore and seeing people suffer/get tortured. I want to try and ween myself in, but I want to steer as far away from the gore as I can for now.
What are some good horror flicks with minimal to no gore? There's gotta be something.
Session 9
grave encounters
rosemarys baby (?)
Fám, it's just a movie.
Prince of Darkness
My local Cineplex is doing a BYOB (Bring Your Own Bisque) week which I thought was fantastic, however they force you to use their own cutlery charging $5!
ITT: local Movies annoying things
The cinemas want to cut down rewinds to only 5 times per showing
Absolutely absurd, I'm on my phone sometimes and I miss certain exciting or key things
I need to rewind
Just eat it with your hands, what are they gunna do? spoon feed you?
>>63000150
The movie theater in my town only rents shoes in whole sizes so I either sit through a movie with my shoes too loose or way to tight.
>British documentary
>Here, in the CIA plane, the agent Bill Wilson is interrogating his captives.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the interrogation progressing to its climax
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE MASKED MEN IN YOUR PLANE
>Rapid jump cuts of the masked...
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>>63000037
not bad
Can we agree that the lead characters were terrible, but the supporting characters were GOAT?
The entire thing is a solid 'not good'.
The marketing for this show triggered me.
>>62999962
The only thing /tv/ can agree on is that it's really fun to say "obergruppenfuhrer."
>>63000021
>they can't put swastikas on public transportation
Hmm.
MALKOVICH MALKOVICH MALKOVICH
Is this a get-thread???
Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich, Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich.
>>62999956
no
lel, they made a short film about /v/.
https://vimeo.com/117371025
>>62999603
>film
Just watched it, it was actually pretty good. Thanks for the link OP.
I saw this when it first came out as I am not a pleb.
There is a fairly significant plot hole however - The suicidal man is far too old to have had a sonic the hedgehog toy in his youth.
It is akin to a sixty year old today reminiscing about a ben ten action figure they had when a child.
ITT: We post our top 5 movies since 2010 and people judge our taste and/or guess our personalityand deem whether we are patricians or not
1. Like Father, Like Son
2. Men and Chicken
3. The Great Beauty
4. Blue is The Warmest Colour
5. The Grand Budapest Hotel
that's orphan, isn't it
anyway I haven't seen most of your list, but I'll post mine
1. Felony
2. It's Such a Beautiful Day
3. The Water Diviner
4. Calvary
5. Robin Hood (Directors Cut)
>>62999489
>4. Blue is The Warmest Colour
>5. The Grand Budapest Hotel
>>62999662
>4. Calvary
Mis negros
Interstellar
Inception
Wolf of Wall Street
X-Men First Class
Edge of Tomorrow
Why is Pacific Rim so much better and more fun to watch than Transformers?
because Michael Bay is a retarded manchild and doesn't know what he is doing
>>62999462
it's not
>>62999485
he's an Auteur
Because it doesn't try to get you to care about a bunch of giant robojerks or their faggy cybertronic war, it doesn't waste its time with dull kids before showing you the badass shit or attempting to make you like its characters.
what did he mean by this?
DUDE LSD LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
Can't you google or, CAN'T YOU GOOGLE???
What is the best episode of Viva La Bam and why is it the Don't Feed Phil episode?
>>62999403
>62999403
"Where's Vito?" 'cause of Dani Filth.
http://instasync.com/r/MightyMax
come watch, earth rockers
The one with Johnny Knoxville, obviously. By a wide wide margin.
If Harrison Ford had gastro-oesophageal reflux, he'd be Harrison GORD
if harrison ford liked melons he'd be harrison GOURD
if harrison ford got attached by a rhino he'd be harrison GORED
No, he'd be Harrison Ford and he'd have Gastro-esophagael reflux
And there's no o in the beginning of esophageal
About to marathon the first episode. What can I expect, /tv/?
A whole lot of nothing.
>>62999238
The WHOLE first episode?
>>62999329
I cant see him making it the whole way through
He cant even turn it on without telling somebody he is going to watch a TV Show
HOW FUCKING HEROIC AND DEDICATED OF HIM
ITT: Great concepts, mediocre movies.
I still really like the movie though.
>>62999161
>apaches on the cover
>not in the movie
Fuck you. At least the Star Wars play was good.
everything that damon lindelof likes to get involved in
I was born in 1997, what is this?
I grew up more with shows like iCarly, SpongeBob, and The Sweet Life Of Zack and Cody.
>>62999153
"this is an art attack"
what did he mean by this?
>>62999153
>tfw you've never filled balloons with paint and dropped them off a cherry picker
>>62999153
I love this show when I was a kid
Better than Telletubbies
Better than Tweeners
Better than shitty Hi-5
>The first wave of Fox Ultra HD Blu-ray discs is scheduled to include: 'Kingsman: The Secret Service,' 'Exodus: Gods and Kings,' 'Fantastic Four,' 'X-Men: Days of Future Past,' 'Life of Pi,' 'The Maze Runner' and 'Wild.'
>SPHE will make The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Salt, Hancock, Chappie, Pineapple Express, and The Smurfs 2 its first 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray releases. The studio is also planning to follow up those titles with additional movies and even TV shows.
If...
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>>62999002
Hancock has a good first half..
Maybe bring out films that give that old style cinema feel
Bring out classics and huge epics, not this shite.
Because the first people who are going to buy them only care about showing off the state of the art technology they overpaid for.