How does /tv/ rated NCIS?
Is it just a show for OAPs?
wait, what happened to Ziva and whose that blonde bitch?
>>63029524
Why the fuck hasnt the main guy aged at all
>>63029524
Abby's actress was anally raped by her ex husband four years ago
A few weeks ago a homeless man beat the shit out of her
>watching trailer for a comedy
>*DJ record scratch*
>EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
>>63029519
Fucking keked me anon, well done.
>>63029527
die
>>63029570
DUDE WISHING DEATH ON YOUR FELLOW MAN LMAO
is this supposed to be the bleeding edge armor?
they all look the same. they don't even try now.
>>63029478
War Machine's helmet looks ugly
is this halo 6?
who should play her in the inevitable biopic?
Who is this?
DUDE SLUT LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>63029489
stooped teenager who joined ISIS and got beaten to death trying to escape
Let's talk about why The Force Awakens is about to become the highest grossing film of all-time.
>shattered every single pre-sale record for movie tickets by 8x, far more than Jurassic World
>The most watched film trailer of all-time on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
>Has now become one of the largest Disney franchises, has the full backing of Disney and Google's marketing power to back the film.
>previous highest grossing...
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>The film is already predicted to stay in theaters for an extremely long time, as many fans will watch the film multiple times in theater, large families will want to see the film together, people really want to see a new Star Wars; this is a trait of box office record breakers as the opening weekend alone isn't what makes a "highest grossing film of all-time"
>Sixteen years ago, The Phantom Menace took $924 million at the global box office, which becomes $1.3 billion when adjusted for inflation. It did...
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Nuh uh
Muh nigger
>>63029338
It's going to be really embarrassing when, despite all this marketing garbage that you've spewed here, it doesn't even manage to out-gross Titanic
Daily reminder that star wars fanboys thought TPM would outgross Titanic in 1999, yet it only made half of Titanic's gross
post >yfw DC got BTFO out AGAIN
>>63029265
>this is my safe space, tony!
Nice cowl dickhead. It'd look 10x less goofy going with fabric with wings.
>ARGHHHH TONY IT WAS JUST A PRANK!!
ARGHHHHH BUCKY, HELPPPPPP
TONY IS TOO POWERFULL TO TAKE ON ALONE
HEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>63029191
>trying to force this DOA meme again
Stick to baneposting
>>63029191
Fuck I hate captain america. What a stupid character.
wtf why do they look like claymation
>Rector and Shackley sold Concentric in 1995 and, using money raised here and close to $100m of investor and venture capital, formed an early Internet video pioneer, Digital Entertainment Network. Collins-Rector was the co-founder and chairman of DEN, which exhausted its funding following a failed IPO bid and collapsed amid allegations that Collins-Rector had sexually abused children, coercing them with drugs and guns
>Collins-Rector established an Internet-based TV company called Digital Entertainment Network (DEN), whose...
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>>63029145
Who cares
>>63029145
The same reason Roman Polanski isn't in jail. The same reason Bill Cosby isn't in jail. etc. etc.
>>63029145
Oh my god it literally just struck me that he looks like Mike Kermode
"Finally, Star Wars... The Force Awakens."
>>63029135
Again, the scared face. There is nothing else that nigger is capable to good. Just looking scared and confused. Fuck you john boyega.
>>63029198
>nigger
Go back to Voat.
>>63029135
>"I..I feel it.. I can feel my force awakening"
Jenny "Tits" Flint edition.
Literally spitting everywhere: >>63019870.
The Name of the Doctor is the only good Jenny/Vastra episode.
Somebody post Clara.
First for Clala constant companion
Inside Out was shit.
Jessie spin-off movie when?
>you will never cum on Jessie and leave the room, leaving her covered with your hot cum she will not be able to remove because it would raise suspicions
>>63029087
she'll probably enjoy being covered in cum 2bqhf
I really hope they don't make another Toy Story. They ended it so perfectly.
Who taught Luke how to build his green lightsaber?
Was Leia sexually abused by Jabba?
Has there ever been a Wookie Jedi?
Jabbas penis would've been too large to fit in any human pussy. I'm sure he rubbed it against her and licked her all over tho. The Huts are a race of giant fat slugs. Think about it, their dicks would have to be huge to penetrate into a female huts pussy, through all the fat.
Jabba's guards likely abused Leia when they stripped her from her bounty hunter gear to insist she wears the bikini on Jabba's orders.
>>63029005
>Who taught Luke how to build his green lightsaber?
In the old EU, Luke went back to Tatooine, to Ben's hut, where he found materials to build a new lightsaber. They'll probably write a new version of it sometime in the next few years.
>Was Leia sexually abused by Jabba?
Beyond what was seen in the film? Probably not much. She wasn't there for very long.
>Has there ever been a Wookie Jedi?
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What's the appeal of this guy?
You'd have to ask someone with a kek shed, desu senpai.
He understands and satirises stand up comedy better than most other comedians.
You should stick with Peter Kay and Michael McIntyre
>>63029319
Sam Hyde does it better
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i did, BUT i rented an electric wheelchair and acted retarded
i was placed front row in middle & teens threw popcorn at me for 2 hours straight
then when movie finished my high school crush came to say hello after a decade. i had to keep acting retarded while tears welled in my eyes. then her Chad walked by me and patted my head and said "cute retard"
i wish i was joking; i am now on 4 different prescribed anti-depressants
>cute retard
lol
>Getting past the No-Singles Policy
I doubt it.
>did you ever go to cinema alone?
Not allowed in my town.
There's a no singles policy.
https://twitter.com/FilmRatings/status/669295651922964480
What were all the other ones rated?
>>63030584
PG with the exception of ROTS being pg13
>>63030584
all PG except of Episode III