where's his sticky?
>>63374132
pls
>>63374132
>former MTV reality show
stopped reading there.
stickies are for people who actually contributed to the medium in a constructive way
>>63374132
I don't if literally who has ever been more appropriate.
have you seen chef?
>>63374019
Yes, I also own the soundtrack.
have you seen the film chef?
yes i have
Reddit or masterpiece?
Pretty good tbqh. Not deep, but humorous and action-filled and with memorable characters.
>>63374014
Enjoyable and forgettable, packed with quips and sad moments to give the audience a memorable time at the movies long enough for them to twit that the movie is amazing and then forget about it.
Its a fast food flick and it worked.
>I also didnt mind dat Zoe Zaldana.
>>63374014
tone was all over the place, couldnt decide what demographic it was going for, humor flip flopped from adult to child like a bipolar person, a little too cheesy in some areas, chock full of memes, suspenseful "did the hero die" part even though everyone knows he wont. Reddit/10
What are the best Spaghetti Westerns? I've already seen Leone's films.
Django unchained is great but bloody
Leone made movies at best
>>63374369
>starts a thread about Westerns
>first posters spouts the first non-Western, emotionally driven, asinine guttertrash that comes to his head
wew
Why are pretty much all the zombies adults? So far there's been like three kid zombies. What happened to all the kids?
Most kids would get eaten to the point that they're immobile. WHY AREN'T THERE ZOMBIE BABIES????? Are you a retard?
>grab qt zombie
>tie arms and legs
>take out all teeth
>put trashbag over head
>place head on crotch
>watch porn while getting my balls massaged.
>>63373913
Why do all the zombies have such clean, well-tended hair? I mean, holy shit, Rick, Daryl and Carol have the requisite greasy, gungy, hair that would look more like a zombie-do than the undead.
What am I in for /tv/?
its a lion dressed up in a costume
comfy and rainy homolust
>>63373785
A pretty fun movie
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it
ITT pleb movies plebs think are patrician.
Being a contrarian is one thing, but this is just straight up retarded.
Did someone bust your balls OP?
This is a movie that transcends pleb and patrician subsets, a film so flawless that is infinitely rewatchable and accessible to literally all walks of life, each taking away something unique from their viewing experience.
Why does he exist?
>>63373402
because his parents had sex and his mom fanny farted him out
Looks like the guy from Hardcore Pawn desu
>>63373402
No idea. He has like two lines of dialogue and adds nothing.
I can only assume QT need characters for them to speculate about the fate of back at the warehouse.
Goodnight sweet prince https://twitter.com/jrsbbq/status/673462291711565824
>>63373291
NO, NO, NOT JR. NOT JR. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! JR HAS BEEN HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR.
Please no...
>>63373331
pretty sure thats bullshit King.
Left is US release, right is Chinese release.
Notice any differences?
>>63373279
Where the fuck is Chewy?
Typical China they must have ate him.
>>63373279
> they made that faggy robot bigger than the nigger heh..
>completely erased Chewie.
Fuck you China.
>>63373279
Han Solo is getting a blowjob
Left is US release, right is Chinese release.
Notice any differences?
>>63373279
Where the fuck is Chewy?
Typical China they must have ate him.
>>63373279
> they made that faggy robot bigger than the nigger heh..
>completely erased Chewie.
Fuck you China.
>>63373279
Han Solo is getting a blowjob
Cozy movies recommendation? Something like this.
those aren't cozy
what the fuck
>>63373162
cozy enough for me
>>63373136
Mud could be a pretty difficult watch and The Village is retarded as fuck.
I saw the US Government released a warning for US Citizens traveling to Europe due to the terrorists activity recently. I already have tickets to go to Italy in like 25 days, I'm going regardless of the warning. But I'm just wondering what stuff I can do to make myself not be such a "American" over there just to avoid being a potential target. Any advice is appreciated.
Lose 200lbs
>>63373131
>Wants to travel
>Can't even find the way to the correct board to post this
>>63373131
-Say you are Canadian
-Remember Football is Soccer for them.
-Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Tevez, all great players remember their names.
-Your favorite tv shows are The Graham Norton show Mr.Bean reruns and Kenny vs Spenny.
-Avoid using hawaian shirts or colorful shirts.
.no cargo shorts or shorts of any kind
-black sweater and jeans safest bet
-say you love Maradona, Italians worship him.
-pretend you have relatives in Argentina, they will treat you very well.
Stay safe.
>this movie got a fucking 75 on metacritic
wtf? this is like the worst flick ever made
>>63373125
I know such a bore, people in my aisle fell asleep lol even spilled all their smuggled ketchup packets, not even fireworks could wake them up.
>caring about what critics think
>>63373125
Great review faggot, you should write them for a living.
Let me tell you
what being patriotic really is,
you scumbag poop.
This is a great country where a man can sue anyone he wants anytime he wants.
It's a great country because
thousands of people die every year...
from handguns, and,
yet, at this very moment,
you can still walk into a convenience
store anywhere and buy one of those guns.
No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside.
>>63373064
>>63373238
>>63373534
No one cares about your pathetic thread.