Is this any good?
>>63407196
good ebening alan
it pretty boring until the bit where he figures it out
>>63407224
So is it worth it?
What's your ideal True Detective Season 3 duo? Buddy cop series with Brendan & Brendon who can't stop fucking shit up.
>>63407135
Set 25/30 years later, Fat Pussy turned Chad Thundercop teams up with his half brother to avenge their father and finish what he started.
>>63407135
Fraser is just a former star who now has to be in shit to pay the bills, Xander will legitimately be dead within five years, his shit is well and truly fucked in totality, his career has been dead for 12 years and he pays the bills with con appearances.
Was the cringe intentional? The characters were so dumb. I know love can make people into morons, but these two treated each other like shit and dug their own grave.
Sure jealousy and lust and depression are real, but I felt like nothing profound was said about love. Maybe that was the point?
I felt like a spectator the entire time rather than being absorbed into the movie.
>>63407131
There was no cringe in this movie, it was only you. I was absorbed into the movie, just like with every other Noe movie.
>>63407131
Welcome to French erotica posing as real film. Blue is the Warmest Color is also guilty of this bullshit.
The truth is that Noe is getting worse and worse with every movie. The order of his best films is also chronological.
I Stand Alone 10/10
Irreversible 9/10
Enter the Void 7/10
Love 6/10
One will protect you. The other five will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
>>63407090
Jason Bourne. Easy.
>>63407090
whichever would give in to my homosexual advances so I could at least have some fun before I die
Get some rest James, you look tired.
BWREEEEEE
BWREEEEEE
what was his most influential movie
his magnum opus
his Mona Lisa
Mmmmmmmm
>>63407062
The Dark Knight for comic book films.
Interstellar for Sci fi.
Memento for overall.
>It's over Anakin. I have "The High Ground".
Why would he name his lightsaber like that?
>>63406800
Come on OP, don't be stupid. He's clearly got a Haig round on his belt, a particularly devastating ammunition. He likely had a hidden gun in his boot.
>>63406843
So why did he never fire this ominous, loaded gun?
>>63406875
You're still not understanding, it wasn't yet loaded, hence why it was still on his belt. He had no time to load it, but Anakin was a good enough friend to give Obi-Wan a chance to cut him up.
literally Video Games: The Moviie
and its fucking based
>>63406758
I completely forgot this was Bruce Campbell til I listened to his audio book
shut the fuck up
Remember he had to play basketball or get shot.
Thoughts?
One of the most widely misunderstood and underappreciated films of the 21st century.
>>63406768
>widely misunderstood
how so
>>63406768
Hello, reddit
What is a TV show that will make me feel like I have friends?
mst3k
>>63406674
Cheers
>>63406674
try 40 year old virgin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJVRZp0iEig
>>63406593
But why though. And that's the boss from the Naked Truth right?
Lesbians and trannies should be burned Alive
>>63406593
Thats kinda gross. Where might we know them from?
Why did Darth Maul attack the Jedi on the desert planet? If he was working with Palpatine, shouldn't he have wanted them to get to Coruscant, to tell everyone about the invasion?
How would killing them have helped the plan in any way?
>>63406582
>implying Palpatine was Darth Mauls master
This is what happened to the last shill we caught around here
>>63406624
How am I shilling by point out thing wrong with the movie?
>Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice
>Batman V
Wait! Which was the fourth batman movie?
>>63406536
ask the experts
>>>/cpsht/
>>63406536
https://thedissolve.com/news/2640-zack-snyder-explains-why-its-v-not-vs-in-batman-v-/
>For those familiar with Batman comics, Snyder’s description of the character almost sounds like he’s doing the Batman/Superman fight from Frank Miller’s seminal graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns, but from Superman’s point of view. Snyder though says that fans shouldn’t read too much into his movie’s antagonistic title. “Suffice it to say there is a 'V' in between...
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>>63406561
lol that poetry.
I always wondered what happened to the "s" in vs. though.
Which fictional movie/film/cinema is the most patrician?
I've only heard good things about Rochelle, Rochelle.
The Flower That Drank The Moon
or is that real
Imagine my disgust on a recent blind date when the young woman I was dining with casually mentioned she browsed reddit! As a true patrician my outward demeanour was not fazed and after I won her trust I educated her on the usage of that site.
How have YOU been patrician lately, /tv/?
>>63406508
Why does bette midler come to my mind?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGTJmeAYrzk
>the critics have reviewed knight of cups poorly because its too deep for them
the last minute of the trailer is beautiful
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UraxfJFTJk
That looks great
You're in the club when this guy walks up and slaps your boy's ass.
What do you do?
>>63406291
MMM I LOVE IT
>>63406291
I'd punch that 5'8" manlet in the face. I'm 6 feet tall and no one touches my 6 foot boy's ass.
>into gay shit
Are you knewhere